Jennifer Lopez: With This Ring, I Thee Wed…Unless It Doesn’t Match The Dress
I’ve been married a long, long time, and I realize that there are times when one must take off one’s wedding band. When you’re doing some sort of mechanical work, for instance, or if you’re putting on hair color, or stripping furniture, or performing a heart transplant. But this is a new one on me…Jennifer Lopez, around whom divorce rumors have been swirling faster than a tornado in a trailer park, said that she didn’t wear her wedding ring at the Golden Globes because it didn’t match her dress:
JENNIFER LOPEZ has denied further rumours her marriage to MARC ANTHONY is in trouble, insisting she didn’t wear her wedding ring to the Golden Globes because ‘it didn’t go with the dress.’
The actress made the bizarre remark after she was snapped posing on the red carpet at the awards ceremony without her wedding band.
But J. Lo insists she was just making a fashion statement.
She told American magazine In Touch: “Every time I’m not wearing my ring, people think I’m getting divorced.
“That’s crazy. It just didn’t go with the dress.
“Divorce is not and was never an option.”
Orly.
I don’t know about you, but when I get dressed up one of the first pieces of jewelry I make sure I have on is my wedding band. But then again, I don’t have to match sparkly jewelry to sparkly gold dress. That’s just too difficult, so I’d better leave that to the pros like J-Lo. We can’t trust important things like this to amateurs!
But let’s revisit an earlier article about Jenny From The Block:
Rumors swirled that Lopez’s marriage was on the rocks after she showed up to the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last week without her 8-carat diamond engagement ring, wedding band – or ever present husband, Marc Anthony (who was spotted in Las Vegas sans wedding band the weekend before).
Multiple sources confirm to to Us Weekly their marriage is at a breaking point.
“They both didn’t wear their rings on purpose,” a mutual pal of the married couple of four years (who renewed their vows in October) tells Us. “Nothing Jennifer does is without purpose.”
You could try to tell me that Jennifer showed up to a global awards show, where she had a pretty good idea that her photo would be taken, would stand there holding her little clutch purse with her ringless finger prominently on display, and then try to tell me it was all coincidence and that she just couldn’t coordinate the ring to her outfit…but I’d still have to put my money back in my pocket because I ain’t buying it.
Look for these two to call it quits any day now and for J-Lo to gravitate more and more to Scientology.
Oh, but better than the missing ring…check out the look that Kate Winslet is giving Jennifer! Now THAT is priceless. Kate gets an award from me just for that!
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now we all can assume that the reason why Marc wasn’t wearing his ring on several occasions was because it didn’t go with what he was wearing. this idiot hasn’t realized it yet that every time she lies it always comes back and bites her in her big fat ass. she is the butt joke of hollywood and hasn’t realized that yet either. how sad. and yes, we all know that the divorce is not an option because everyone will laugh at her especially Marc’s ex wife. i am sure she is enjoying every second of it. J Ho PLEASE do us a favour and disappear. go live with osama binladen.
Comment by M — January 15, 2009 @ 12:47 pm
Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard on his deathbed told his son
“You know how to get rich… start a religion.” admitting that Scientology is nothing but a fictionally created story.
Scientology is nothing but a corporation that thrives off the ignorance of it’s followers by selling them and whoever else books, and courses on how to “improve” themselves spiritually.
One of their expensive scams is that they will sell you for extremely large
amounts of money a series of books that in the end are supposed to teach you how to walk through walls…. and after spending long hours of self deceptive meditation, a lot of money, and reading you become brainwashed to believe that you can actually walk through walls and when you try to and end up bumping your nose against the wall you are told that you couldn’t do it because you’re not ready yet however there are more books and courses available that will someday make it possible for you to do so for larger amounts of money butt not really.
Scientology = manipulative corporate scam brainwashing moneybaggers club
Scientologist = manipulated misguided fool
I know someone who got sucked into that Scientology I didn’t know he was a Scientologist until one day, about 4 years ago, he said “Rob here’s a book you should read.” He passed me Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard. I laughed and said “L. Con Flubbfart ha forget it.” For the first time in the years since I’ve known the guy he displayed anger and I’m talking very angry!!! Verbally with an agressive face.
After that display he went on to talk about the ability to walk through walls, he hasn’t reached that level but he plans on getting there etc…
Comment by Robert Lindblad — January 15, 2009 @ 3:50 pm
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Crikey, I’d wear a ring like that with anything…bathing suit, sweatsuit, potatosack…!
Comment by Jannah — January 16, 2009 @ 3:49 pm
You can’t take anybody criticizing you can you?
Comment by Sally — January 16, 2009 @ 8:40 pm
Scientology is arse though to be fair, very glad you’ve got rid of their advertising.
Comment by Sally — January 16, 2009 @ 8:48 pm
Jaylo is a Scientologist as well as her Dad. Scientologists LIE about almost everything. About the tech working, about their “wins”, about the history of L. Ron Hubbard’s credentials, about what it has done for their lives and so on. They don’t understand that everything that has been successful in their lives was from dedication and sweat and tears that they did themselves….ANYONE can do that. You don’t need to pay a fake “church” hundreds of thousands and even millions of dollars to help you do that. There is NO bridge to total freedom,no clears,no OT’s, no body thetans,no Xenu,no truth to Scientology what so ever.
You can believe in what you want…but when it comes to belonging to an abusive cult that harms members and children and families, it’s time to draw the line.
Comment by The Lies of Sci's — January 17, 2009 @ 11:10 am
Yes dear. Instead of wasting words on here why don’t you go to Clambake?
Comment by Sally — January 17, 2009 @ 1:29 pm
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