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01/19/2009 (4:17 pm)

Joaquin Phoenix Should Have Kept His Day Job!

There is no excuse for this nonsense. Joaquin should be ashamed of himself. His much better looking, more talented brother River died of a drug overdose long ago, and yet, Joaquin is showing he has learned nothing from his brother’s tragic death. The guy is loaded on something other than booze. He quit the movie business to pursue a music career, and what does he choose? Rap.

Dude can’t rap, can’t dance and apparently is incapable of bathing. I quit this b*tch for being noodnik crackhead. Wake me up when Joaquin is doing reality TV for his supper. I give him 6 months.

Posted by D
Filed under: Ain't Sayin'/Just Sayin', Cheese On Crackers, Reality TV Stars, Shame and Ridicule, Trainwrecks, Um...HELLO?, Useless Crap, WTF?, Weirdos, You Can't Fix Stupid

8 Comments

  1. Could this all be an elaborate prank? I sure hope so.

    Comment by Run-DMS — January 19, 2009 @ 6:10 pm

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  2. I agree Run-DMS, my hope is that this is a prank and we are being punk’d. Considering he’s being produced by Diddy and Casey Affleck is filming this ridiculousness, it’s entirely possible.

    We’ll be sure to keep you guys posted!

    Comment by Dawn — January 19, 2009 @ 6:18 pm

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  3. YO! Homeboy can NOT rap. You and I can rap way better than that and we aren’t even good.

    Comment by D-Bomb — January 19, 2009 @ 6:27 pm

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  4. The Unirapper!

    Comment by k — January 19, 2009 @ 7:26 pm

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  5. Look for Joaquin on Celebrity Rehab soon! (Or in the Morgue)Crack Kills Quickly!!

    Comment by Stan Still — January 19, 2009 @ 9:55 pm

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  8. Yes, this is just sad, if true. :-p Unirapper indeed, is he living in a cabin in the woods now too?

    Comment by Jannah — January 20, 2009 @ 3:15 pm

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