Bijou Phillips Needs To Shut Her Cakehole
Bijou Phillips, daughter of John Phillips of The Mamas and The Papas fame, went on record regarding her thoughts on anti-depressant medication and the dangers of modern psychiatry, because, you know, she’s a doctor. We like to call her Doctor Dumbass, and here’s what she had to say in a recent interview for Paper:
“My grandparents didn’t take any pills, and they were fine,” Phillips said in the February issue of Paper. “Just buck up and get over it. Stop being such a f—king pansy.”
Yeah, well, your sister Mackenzie sure likes drugs, so how about you preach to her, and keep the rest of the world out of it.
If you are wondering where in the hell this fartcicle is coming from, take note: she’s a Scientologist. See, besides believing that aliens from 75 gazillion years ago were shipped to Earth by an alien overlord called Xenu to have their bodies destroyed with atomic bombs while they were gathered around volcanoes, Scientologists also believe that psychiatry and psych drugs are useless tools created by a corrupt and sinister organization. Hence their devious frontgroup, CCHR.
Crazy huh? Yes, but not in the world of extra-crazy sauce that Scientologists drink on a daily basis. So while Tom Cruise has been given a new rules of engagement lease on life which came at the cost of being told to STFU about Scientology and anti-psych drugs (after he managed to single-handedly sink his career by doing so) it seems Bijou Phillips (who dates fellow Scilon Danny Masterson from That 70’s Show) has taken up the mantle and is now spouting off steaming piles of total B.S.
Here’s the problem with Scienotology’s take on psychiatry, they have an all or nothing approach. The assumption that people with mental problems just need to “buck up” has NOT served them well. Clearly, people like Lisa McPherson, Jett Travolta, and that crazy sword wielding ex-Scientologist needed more than just bucking up. They needed qualified and certified medical help from real DOCTORS, but instead they were given the “buck up” treatment.
And we know how that turned out.
Bijou, how about you shut the buck up and go buck yourself. kthxbai!
(muchos gracias to the Rebel for the above spoof cover – NICE!)
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Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard while he was still sane told his son
“You know how to get rich… start a religion.” admitting that Scientology is nothing but a fictionally created story.
Scientology is nothing but a corporation that thrives off the ignorance of it’s followers by selling them and whoever else books, and courses on how to “improve” themselves spiritually.
One of their expensive scams is that they will sell you for extremely large
amounts of money a series of books that in the end are supposed to teach you how to walk through walls…. and after spending long hours of self deceptive meditation, a lot of money, and reading you become brainwashed to believe that you can actually walk through walls and when you try to and end up bumping your nose against the wall you are told that you couldn’t do it because you’re not ready yet however there are more books and courses available that will someday make it possible for you to do so for larger amounts of money butt not really.
Scientology = manipulative corporate scam brainwashing moneybaggers club
Scientologist = manipulated misguided fool
I know someone who got sucked into Scientology, I didn’t know he was a Scientologist until one day, about 4 years ago, he said “Rob here’s a book you should read.” He passed me Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard. I laughed and said “L. Con Flubbfart ha forget it.” For the first time in the years since I’ve known the guy he displayed anger and I’m talking very angry!!! Verbally with an agressive face.
After that display he went on to talk about the ability to walk through walls, he hasn’t reached that level but he plans on getting there etc…
I’ve also heard of that course from an ex-Scientologist and neither of them know each other
Here’s a website that describes some of the unusual deaths of Scientology members
http://www.whyaretheydead.net/
Here’s an interview with L. Ron. Hubbards’ son
http://www.rickross.com/reference/scientology/scien240.html
Comment by Robert Lindblad — January 28, 2009 @ 2:47 pm
Is she somebody?
Srsly?
Comment by k — January 28, 2009 @ 3:57 pm
She is lashing out to mask her own depression that she’s can’t take meds for – poor girl – notice how she skipped over her parents and siblings to her grandparents because she couldn’t have said that about them, huh?
and she needs to STFU
Comment by angus — January 28, 2009 @ 4:07 pm
If it were a matter of either/or I would take drugs instead of scientology. They are cheaper, they are not as bad for your body (ask Jett) and they are easier to get off of. As for Bijou, don’t you think she looks great. I hope I look that good when I am sixty.
Comment by William Hunt — January 28, 2009 @ 4:39 pm
I wonder how many hallucinating schizophrenics this twit would be willing to take into her home and help “buck up”.
Come on Bijou, don’t be a f***ing pansy, you can handle it. After all, YOU know all about psychiatry, WE don’t, right?
In other news, Rep. Ted Hoskins backs out of a CCHR anti-psychiatry exhibit, stating “They misled me”.
“When they told me they were a human rights organization dealing with students,” Hoskins said, “they never told me that they came out of the Church of Scientology.”
http://forums.whyweprotest.net/15-media/second-thought-hoskins-backs-out-scientologist-exhibit-37536/
How do ya like that OSA?
Comment by Rachel — January 28, 2009 @ 4:40 pm
her attitude makes her ugly
Comment by angus — January 28, 2009 @ 4:41 pm
#3: Agreed!
Comment by k — January 28, 2009 @ 4:53 pm
k, where’s my comment dammit
Comment by Rachel — January 28, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
Sheez, it’s right there!
Comment by k — January 28, 2009 @ 5:40 pm
sorry k! How the hell did I miss it?
Comment by Rachel — January 28, 2009 @ 5:48 pm
It was pretty easy to miss. It ended up in our Spam folder.
Sorry!
Comment by k — January 28, 2009 @ 5:51 pm
There must be 50 ways to leave your Scientology master
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
and get yourself free
Comment by Robert Lindblad — January 28, 2009 @ 9:35 pm
wow haha… she’s pretty…
Comment by watzabatza — January 29, 2009 @ 10:49 am
“My grandparents didn’t take any pills, and they were fine.”
Gee, do you think that might be because they didn’t suffer from bleeping depression? Just buck, up crazies! After all, my grandma wasn’t psychotic, why should you be? What a dumbass.
Comment by Emily — January 29, 2009 @ 11:29 am
Mebbee Gramps and Granny didn’t take any pills cause back in the day there weren’t none for what ailed ‘em. So they drank. Or went away someplace. But they didn’t mess with none a that seratonin uptake medication. That Bijou, she’s got a case of nostalgia, that’s what she’s got. Tell us more about them good ole days, Miss Bijou. Miss that polio an segregation much?
Comment by ostrova — January 31, 2009 @ 6:26 pm