Talk Talk
Who said it?
“I’d like to see Obama naked…I think great leaders, charismatic leaders and men who are so confident and who have achieved so much, usually have big penises…I think there’s a correlation between the level of confidence, the level of the way a man can hold a room and the way he conducts himself in life, with his penis size — with his comfort with his penis size.”
Answer after the jump!
It’s Alan Cumming, the compooter prrrogrammer Borrrris Greeeeeshenko from one of my favorite James Bond films, GoldenEye.
I’ll just let you write your own jokes. After all, it’s Thursday.
PS…did you know he has a fragrance line?
CUMMING the fragrance is a unique collaboration between award-winning perfume guru Christopher Brosius and maverick actor Alan Cumming that breaks molds, challenges expectations and dares to be different.
CUMMING pays tribute to classic men’s colognes of the past but with a very modern twist…
CUMMING is different on everyone, for like every great fragrance, it changes on your skin over time. The longer you wear it and the more you sweat, Cumming gets deeper and sexier.
Base notes of leather, peat fire, highland mud, burnt rubber and white truffle ground the scent with rugged sensuality, while the core notes of cigar, heather, Douglas fir and rubber contribute to its sharpness. The fragrance is completed with spicy top notes of bergamot, black pepper, Scotch pine and whiskey.
Conveniently priced at $69.
Okay, I’m officially done now.
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Really? Cumming is the name of the cologne? Well, I am not touching that one.
Comment by Dawn — February 5, 2009 @ 1:54 pm
Amazing. I want to see the commercials for “Cumming For Men”
And ha! I just watched that movie last week XD
Comment by Brooke — February 5, 2009 @ 11:13 pm
So did we! The kids and I watched it one night when there was a snow day the next day.
Well, I should say we re-watched it.
Comment by k — February 5, 2009 @ 11:16 pm
Alan Cumming speculates on Obama’s dick.
I am officially aroused.
Inb4 “Cumming’s Shower Body Wash” line offshoot
Comment by Anon — February 5, 2009 @ 11:30 pm
Actually, if you think about, that theory does have a certain bit of logic to it.
Comment by J.R. LeMar — February 6, 2009 @ 2:25 am