Guess Who?
Who’s sexy legs are these? Hint: These boots are made for walkin’…hopefully, walkin’ away from a certain unfortunate pair of pants.
Answer after the jump!
It’s Jessica Simpson, built like a brick outhouse (you know, with every brick in place) at a recent concert.
What’s this? Jessica is supposed to be fat and chubby? She let herself go and looks horrible now? She needs to go hide somewhere because she’s too fat to be seen by decent society? Rubbish. She just chose a rather unfortunate pair of jeans and paired them with a too-tight tank top, all of which accentuated the fact that she isn’t the size of a starving Third World child any more. But girl is hardly fat and out of shape. In fact, while I’m definitely no Jessica fan (she talks too much and acts like a bit of an airhead), I think she looks a lot hotter than she ever did as a skinny toothpick. If this is fat, I want to be fat like her.
It’s all in the clothes, Jessica. Chose clothes that flatter you and that you are comfortable in. And if you like your skin, then the haterz can just go chew on some ice cubes or something. After all, the only thing that likes a bone is a dog.
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When I was trying to lose weight for a photo shoot I did a while back, I actually used her Dukes of Hazzard video and photos as inspiration (and the chick from Warrant’s “Cherry Pie” video, heh) to lose those hard to lose pounds. I didn’t quite get to look as smoking hot as Jessica did, but I was the trimmest I’ve ever been because I had that goal in mind. So while I don’t think she looks bad, she doesn’t look anything like she did in that movie anymore. And girl looked gooooood in that movie (as long as she wasn’t talking).
People are being harsh for the obvious reason that all she has basically is her looks, since she’s horrible to interview and untalented as both an actress and a singer. Like, her Daisy Dukes bod was all she had. So now I’m kinda like “Okay, you look good still, no denying that, but now you’re nothing special.” Nobody cares that Jennifer Hudson is overweight, and that’s because she actually has talent.
That’s my take on it anyway.
Comment by Brooke — February 12, 2009 @ 6:28 am
ARGH, comment monster, curse you for eating my comments!!!
Comment by Brooke — February 12, 2009 @ 6:28 am