Perez Hilton Hearts Lily Allen, Unless He Hates Her, In Which Case He Doesn’t Heart Her
I’m feeling particularly grouchy this morning, after a night with no sleep (I only wish, it’s more like I was chasing a critter around my house most of the night), so of course this story appeals to me: So-called Queen Of All Media Perez Hilton, who has previously spent so much time kissing up to Lily Allen that it’s practically nauseating, apparently stopped receiving her checks or something a while back, because the two of them are engaging in a verbal sissy-fight slap-fest as only those who live by the media can.
First, it seems that even Lily recognizes that dancing isn’t her strong suit, and perhaps she shouldn’t drink and grind:
She also gave up alcohol for a while, but was pictured sipping white wine during a concert in the Bahamas on Friday.
‘I react bad to alcohol, but I never know when to stop,’ she said.
‘I keep drinking, because it helps me. I find it difficult to communicate with strangers.’
Dressed in a revealing outfit and puffing on cigarettes, Miss Allen did not seem shy as she danced on stage with female strippers.
‘Worst gig ever,’ she wrote on her Twitter page afterwards.
‘I’ve just been shown photographic evidence of myself podium dancing last night,’ she added later. ‘God I’m a d**k.’
Lily posted that on Twitter three days ago (there’s no timestamp), and Perez posted photos on his site two days ago, February 18 at 11:00 AM.
Now, Perez:
Ladies, take note!
This is not how it’s done!
Lily Allen had the nerve to join a go-go dancer on stage at a club in the Bahamas early Valentine’s Day morning.
She looks like an awkward cow up there!
Good thing Lils doesn’t dance to pay the bills!
Now Lily:
@perezhilton oh , I’m sorry , we’ve already cast the jealous and bitter lonely old queen role. Next time eh ?
Now Perez again:
@lilyroseallen Jealous of who? David Beckham, maybe. And if I wanted to be a f****d up Brit, I’d rather be Amy Winehouse – whose got talent.
Lily:
@perezhilton god, you’re like so obsessed with me its embarassing.
@lilyroseallen Congrats on your album doing well in America, though. It’s REALLY HARD to sell copies when u discount it to $3.99. Desperate!
And it just deteriorates from there. Check it out here and here. Suffice it to say that it ain’t pretty, and probably NSFW (language).
On the one hand, it’s kind of surreal to see Perez ragging on Lily, since he’s always been in her corner and was one of the first to notice her talent. Say what you want about Perez, but he’s good at spotting new performers and bringing them to the unwashed masses. OTOH, it’s kind of surreal to see Lily dopeslapping Perez, since she has been buddy-buddy with him for a while now. No, he didn’t make her, but he did help get her name noticed. Perez has been a jerk lately to Lily, but then Lily can give as good as she gets. These two are made for each other.
If Lily is today, look for Katy Perry or Angelina Jolie or Paris Hilton to be next. We can only hope. Don’t waste time on her, Perez, go after the big prizes!
By the way, yes…I do realize I’ve done a few Lily posts recently. Unless she solves world hunger or bails out the automakers, I’m done for a while.
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Perez made fun of her depression and insinuated that her miscarriage last January was an abortion. I would hate him too for that.
Comment by Ella — February 18, 2009 @ 11:02 am
Perez is an egomaniac who is high on his power and willing to do just about ANYTHING to be as famous as those he writes about.
He’s lost his credibility, but he’s still a media giant.
I prefer Michael K of Dlisted, hilarious and unbiased just the way I like my gossip!
Comment by D — February 18, 2009 @ 2:45 pm
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