Pam Anderson: The Bloom Is Off The Rose
It’s like some kind of precognition or something. Just this morning I was thinking about what it means to grow old with dignity, then for some odd reason, I thought of Pam Anderson and I figured “Hey, as long as I do the opposite of Pam, I am gold.”
Then I saw these pictures of the not-aging-well pin-up and thought how kind it was of Pam to give all women of the world a little ego boost. We can all point to Pam, regardless of how unattractive we may be individually, and say “Well, at least I look better than that.” Remember when Pam Anderson was the epitome of sexy icon? Now she’s like a caricature of all things gross and icky.
It’s not that she’s fat, she’s just really out of shape and wearing clothes far too small for her sagging frame. It’s not that she’s old, it’s that she refuses to accept her age and continues to cake on makeup like some kind of demented circus clown, without realizing it merely accentuates her prematurely lined and wrinkled face. Too much hard living will do that. Take note Lindsay Lohan, this is your future if you don’t get your shizzle together.
Pam, you have no shame, you never had class, you attention whoreish ways have lost their luster, and your empty shell of a soul continues to hop from one loser guy to another leaving a path of destruction in your wake. You clearly refuse to ever look at yourself in the mirror, both literally and figuratively. You are like an accelerated Paris Hilton. And that is NOT a compliment. Used up and without a clue. You are only 41 years old, yet you look twice that age.
I realize it’s none of my business how your conduct your deteriorating life, but have some damn dignity. Your children are still young enough to need good role models, but instead they have you and Tommy Lee. We don’t typically like to be so cruel here at Glosslip, but honestly, your whole shtick is way beyond it’s expiration date. This is public service we are performing.
Now, go home, get some rest, bathe, throw out whatever controlled substances you use to drown the pain and above all, scrub your face. In other words, act your damn age.
You’re welcome.
(for more vomit-inducing pics, go to dlisted.com, but bring a barf bag.)
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I believe that women over 40 can still be sexy and everything, but there’s a dignified way to go about it where you acknowlede the fact that you’re not 23 anymore with some wisdom and grace. This is just a trainwreck.
Comment by Emily — February 19, 2009 @ 4:45 pm
Tell us how you really feel Dawn!
It’s so odd to see old photos of Pam, without the make-up, the frizzy hair, etc etc. She really was stunning. Now she brings to mind Bridgette Bardot, whose sun worshipping wreaked havoc on her face.
How can she not know that if she’s going to parade around like this she needs to hit the gym?
Comment by Rachel — February 19, 2009 @ 9:37 pm
Good gravy.
I saw her on an old episode of Home Improvement the other day, and it was surreal. I can’t believe that she’s only about a year and a half older than I am. I mean, I got problems, but at least I know to keep my problems covered up with some clothes.
Those poor kids of hers. Can you even imagine???
Comment by k — February 19, 2009 @ 10:30 pm
Wow, poor Pam’s at that age when a person has to realize that they are too old to make money on their nakedidity anymore. :-p
Comment by Jannah — February 20, 2009 @ 1:25 pm
My fear is for the friends of her sons; when they get past 14, Pam, the scariest wanna-be cougar in the world, will be attempting to get into their low-slung jeans, and it won’t be pretty.
Comment by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew — February 20, 2009 @ 3:28 pm
Isn’t Julia Roberts the same age as Pam? And Sandra Bullock? I really do forget that Pam Anderson is only 41– I’d say she looked good if she was 60. Because for a 60 year old she looks good, yeah.
I don’t have a problem with women over 40 wanting to be sexy and such, and I think a lot of them succeed. But this is just sad. She really hasn’t figured out that nobody looks at her the way they did twenty years ago.
Comment by Brooke — February 20, 2009 @ 11:44 pm
You know, I never would have thought it when I was in my late teens/early twenties, but now that I am almost forty, I feel sexier now than I did then. Back then, I didn’t have stretch marks, my hair didn’t have white in it, and I didn’t have these annoying little wrinkles under my eyes. Yet…I feel about a zillion times sexier. Not sure why.
Flaunting one’s sexuality isn’t sexy. It just looks desperate. And I think that’s what Pam looks like more than anything…desperate.
Comment by k — February 21, 2009 @ 1:44 am
She is grose and always will be… at any age
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