Britney’s Ex, Adnan Gilhab: The Renegade Who Had It Made
My deepest apologies to Styx, but when I read this story their song popped into my head. Yeah, it’s a gift, and a curse. It seems that Adnan Brazilianwax, as he’s affectionately referred to around here, is in trouble with the popo for trying to run over a guy serving him legal papers:
Adnan Ghalib — the papper/ex-BF of Britney Spears — has been charged with three felonies for allegedly smashing his car into a process server earlier this month … and there’s a warrant out for his arrest.
The L.A. County District Attorney has charged Adnan with assault with a deadly weapon, battery, and hit and run — all felonies.
Ghalib allegedly hit a man with his car in an alley back on February 11. The man was reportedly trying to serve Adnan with legal papers on behalf of Britney Spears.
One law enforcement source says Ghalib allegedly hit the dude, who landed on the hood, and then continued driving.
The server jumped on the hood of Ghalib’s Mercedes to avoid being pinned against a trash truck.
Cops and paramedics were called. The victim broke his wrist and suffered cuts and bruises.
Prosecutors are asking for bail set at $110,000. If convicted, Ghalib could get seven years in prison.
Oh, Adnan, you crazy kid you. Don’t you realize that if you wanna dance, you gotta pay the band? You had your chance at tap dancing in the hot lights, and now it’s time to pay up. Running over a guy who’s serving you with papers is guaranteed NOT to endear you to anyone involved in anything even remotely related to Britney, including the nice judge who could send you Express Mail to visit a lovely little hole in the wall with iron doors and a roommate named Claude.
Why do people think they can get away with this stuff? It isn’t a Hey-I’m-Famous thing, it’s everywhere. Just goes to show you that even the people in Hollyweird aren’t any better than the run-of-the-mill felons from across the street. They aren’t even imaginative. Running somebody over in a Mercedes? That’s so Britney. Dude, get your own shtick.
UPDATE: According to TMZ, Adnan turned himself into the authorities, went to court, pled not guilty. Did you expect anything else? I dunno, I was kinda hoping for a slow-speed chase a la OJ, with Osmarmy bin Loopy playing the part of Al.
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I hope Jamie Spears puts one hell of a smack down on this clown and Osmarmy bin Douchy. I thought we were done hearing from these idiots.
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