Megan Fox Single! Who Didn’t See That Coming?
Did you hear the angel choirs singing last night? A crescendo of “hallelujahs” came soaring above the silver-lined clouds, or perhaps it was the sound of millions of perpetually horny and lonely men around the world banging their keyboards in exaltation.
Megan Fox is single. And thank goodness for that. Someone as gorgeous and popular as Megan should not be stuck with an old, haggard, boring single dad like Brian Austin Green. Didn’t we have enough of that guy back in the 90’s?
According to multiple sources the couple who’ve dated since 2004 and we’re engaged in 2006, have called it quits, stating the split was amicable and they will remain friends. From the LATimes:
“The relationship had run its course,” one of those chatty insiders tells Us. “They both realized the time had come to go their separate ways. It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”
Neither party has denied the rumor, so I guess that makes it official. We all knew this was a ticking time bomb of DUH! Brian Austin Green is a virtual nobody who was inappropriately touching a teenager when they first started dating. Fox is 22 and Green is 35, and they’ve dated for over four years. You do the math. Even in the real world this was a “mismatch.” Then you add Megan starring the hit movie Transformers, and Fox becoming the object of every male’s fantasy and it was only a matter of time before Green was tossed out like yesterday’s news.
Rumors of Green being jealous of Megan’s career probably didn’t help matters, plus there’s that whole scandal of Green refusing to accompany Fox to the Golden Globes:
Megan Fox’s fiance refused to go to the Golden Globe Awards with her. The “Transformers” actress – who is engaged to former “Beverly Hills, 90210″ star Brian Austin Green – presented a prize at Sunday’s prestigious event and admitted it was not her choice to attend on her own.
She said: “Brian doesn’t want to be here. He doesn’t want to be my date. He’s a man. He has an ego.”
“I think he’s probably working on music. I don’t think he cares.”
That was the proverbially “writing on the wall” as they say. Brian, don’t feel bad, other than perhaps Brad Pitt, there is virtually no one in Megan’s league. You were a statistic well before you two got matching tattoos.
Congrats Megan for waking up and smelling the obvious: hotties don’t date never-wases.
Here’s the burning question which keeps me up late at night. Why do people in Hollywood even bother having relationships? Hollywood’s a nasty stew full of ego and whoring, what’s the point? With just a handful of exceptions, long-term relationships and celebritydom don’t mix.
It makes me cry, but not as much as when I discover all the Girl Scout Cookies are gone.
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Well, this was painfully obvious. I don’t really follow Hollywood celeb’s lives outside of what’s on TV but when I seen pictures of the two walking away from the cafe a few weeks ago you could tell it was spiraling out of control. Then Brian not escorting Ms.Fox to the golden globes was just the straw that broke it all.
Hopefully Megan will stay single for awhile, I think she’s more marketable that way but knowing Hollywood it’ll be just a matter of days before another predictable Hollywood couple forms to leech off each others success.
In any case Megan has the whole world in front of her and in 10 years will be the most popular name in Hollywood, everybody and their father is going to know who Megan Fox is, I know I am not the only one who’s sees this.
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megan is much more beautiful in the second picture. why do women think they using clown makeup is attractive?
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