Channeling Richard Gere, Kayne West Found Himself A “Pretty Woman”
Kayne West, the world’s most famous tone-deaf singer, has a new “lady” in his life, and let’s just use the term “lady” very loosely here, shall we. The leggy, blonde, closely shorn lass accompanying Mr. West is Amber Rose, West’s new girlfriend. Why yes, she is a “former” stripper thanks for noticing. What gave it away? The classy way she holds her cigarette? Her stylish 4-inch heels with two-inch shorts, or perhaps the whole ensemble which looks like something a four-year old would put together from a bag of rags?
I’m not pointing fingers, but I’m pretty sure she stole those shorts from my son. He’s five and outgrew them about two years ago, because even HE thought they were getting too small for him. Me thinks Amber Rose has been digging through my trash.
Look, far be it for me to disparage a working “lady” (there’s that word again) but if homegirl is going to be accompanying a fashion icon, and the “voice of this generation” around, couldn’t he maybe spring for some new duds? May I suggest shorts NOT found in the toddler section of a second hand store? Julia Roberts is NOT impressed.
There’s breaking new territory and then there’s plain stupid and unflattering, and unfortunately for Amber Rose (yeah, I bet that’s her real name) the above outfit is both. Even Britney Spears wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit.
Oh well, you know what they say, you can take the girl out of the strip club, but you can’t take the stripper out of the girl.
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Comment by D-Bomb — March 16, 2009 @ 4:10 pm
Those look like the Catalina shorts old ladies get at Walmart.
Comment by k — March 16, 2009 @ 4:23 pm
Everything about her screams ugly to me, but what clinches it is the baldness. Come on. I can understand if you have to go through Chemo, but that is the #1 turn-off for me. I’m very particular about hair, and not having any there in the first place is a giant red flag. Seriously though, how can you tell she’s Blonde?
But really, it’s like the difference between choosing to listen to Kanye West or The Hot Snakes. No slagging contest.
Comment by Anon — March 17, 2009 @ 1:14 am
Kanye West is the voice of a generation? Really?
I weep for the future of humanity.
Comment by Exyank — March 17, 2009 @ 4:05 am
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