Katie Holmes’ Tokyo Togs
With these tough economic times, it’s no wonder the fashion police haven’t been out in full force these days. I doubt they would have let this little number fly under their radar.
Yes of course I am guilty of wearing mismatched clothes around the house with two different color socks, staying in PJ’s all day and one time I wore two totally mismatched shoes to the post office, but my husband is not Tom Cruise (thankfully), I don’t have the dough to shop in haute couture boutiques, and I am not a gazillionaire. Never mind the fact that she is in the Tokyo airport with paparazzi galore for the NOT so popular debut of Valkyrie in Japan.
Just a thought: Will Tom’s role as WWII hero Col. Claus von Stauffenberg seem more convincing with Japanese dubbed in? ‘Cuz the absent German accent he was trying to get away with didn’t fly elsewhere.
Perhaps you think I am being catty, but sorry, the spike heeled beatle boots, the too tight black leggings, the 60’s style flowered dress,the red PLAID shirt and the navy swing style coat all scream crazy cat lady to me. MEOW!
At least Suri (who’s adorable btw) out-shined her Mom, with her red frock, cute white cardigan and little leopard flats, but her Mom’s fashion sense still showed through with Suri’s black tights. Why, Katie, why?
There are probably many reasons why she looks like she fell on a table full of clothes from a garage sale. So I listed five reasons which can be possible explantions for her giant fashion faux pas.
1. She got dressed in the dark
2. The airport lost her baggage, and this is the only outfit that she can get together from the lost and found department.
3. Suri picked out Mom’s outfit that morning and Katie didn’t have the heart to say no
4. Her body thetans couldn’t agree on the same outfit
5. OR Tom dressed her that way, because he knew it was a fashion disaster and he was counting on the PR. After all…he himself looked fine, well, except for his three-inch lifts. (For the record…fine as in ok, not as in, oh baby you look so fine.)
Dear Katie,
I know you can’t help the jam you’re in being married to the poster boy for Scientology, but please consult a stylist or at least buy a new mirror, ’cause yours is way broke girlfriend!
(Posted by Glosslip’s very own Queen)
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I’m going with #5. I don’t think Katie makes any decisions for herself.
Comment by Rachel — March 19, 2009 @ 7:48 pm
She’s been trying her hardest to be a fashion icon ala Posh for some time now. Trouble is she really has no style and isn’t at all chic or glamorous. She’s the girl-next-door type and should stick to chinos, sweaters and penny loafers. And lose that midget she married.
Comment by HardHeadedWoman — March 20, 2009 @ 10:33 am
Wow.
I mean, I wouldn’t have minded the boots had they been worn with tights, not leggings. It just looks tacky. Actually, they would have looked better with trousers. The shirt was okay, but not with that skirt. That skirt was meh, but with the leggings it was bleack.
I agree. I think she got dressed in the dark. That, or she just swiped random clothes out of other passengers’ carry-on bags.
Comment by k — March 20, 2009 @ 10:56 am
I like #3! That one sounds cute.
And speaking of Cute, Suri is, ugh, going to be one sexy mama when she hits 18. Seriously, the picture of her with her hair brushing over her eyes? She looks like she’s 11!
Comment by Brooke — March 23, 2009 @ 12:10 am