Bijou Phillips, Danny Masterson Engaged, On A Bridge To Nowhere
Scientology Sweethearts Who Play Together, Stay Together
Danny Masterson, 33, aka Hyde from “That ’70’s Show” and Bijou Phillips, 28, have been dating for over 3 years and recently got engaged to be married. Well, no big whoop there.
They live together, they SCIENTOLOGY together, and recently co-starred with Ving Rhames in the soon to be or not to be released movie called….The Bridge to Nowhere.
I kid you not.
I thought perhaps it was either the perfect title for the next “B” movie or a documentary about Scientologists’ journey up the “OT levels” of Scientology’s Bridge To Total Freedom.
Being that Masterson was raised into Scientology by his parents, as well as his brother Chris (of “Malcom In The Middle” stardom), Masterson and Phillips would have never accepted that script! They are hard core L. Ron Hubbard ass kissers.
Masterson got Bijou into Scientology.
Brother Chris introduced his girlfriend Laura Prepon (who was also on that 70′ show) to knock boots with Scientology. Then they told two people, and they told two people…and….
Hey guys, news flash: The jigg is up, it’s not cool to be a Scientologist any more. It was never cool to be a Scientologist, but that didn’t stop them from paying a butt load of money to help “clear the planet”.
Danny said this about his “religion”: “I have always been in Scientology my entire life. Each service in Scientology is something I have added to my toolbox of data for living.”
Pity Danny and bro Chris were brainwashed at such an early age.
The Bridge To Nowhere has no release date as of yet. Quoted from the National Ledger, the flick, starring Ving Rhames “plays a sort of Godfather to these four Caucasian friends from the north side of Pittsburgh,” he says. “Their lives are at a dead end so they create a high end escort service … become pimps, for lack of a better word.”
Don’t you love it when life imitates art, or in this case art imitates life. Danny and Bijou, two Caucasions at a career dead end become pimps…for Scientology. I can see the stampede to the ticket booth now.
I am sure every Scientologist will be told to go see this movie when and if it hits the theatres at least 5 times a piece to try to get those numbers up.
Sadly, that plan failed miserably forValkyrie. There weren’t enough Scientologits left in the world to help that train wreck.
There are even less Scientologists now to help boost the numbers of this soon to video store stinker.
If (and I mean WHEN) the film bombs, no worries for Masterson, as he can always fall back on his royalties from the “70’s Show” reruns, he also owns Dolce Restaurant and he makes dough from his new gig being a DJ.
Yes! he is touring as a DJ these days. Sounds like a cool enough gig amirite? He sort of blew it though, when he decided to call himself “DJ MomJeans” (formerly DJ Donkey Punch).
No, I am not drunk. That is the DJ name he chose. He has a MySpace page for DJ Momjeans and has HIMSELF and Bijou listed as his friends. LOL!
Who is he DJ’ing for? Sears at the mall?
I can just hear it now…. Let’s give it up for Danny Masterson better known as DJ MomJeans, and hey when your done getting down people, head on over to raise the roof in our misses department for some really dope deals. Holla!
On to Bijou Phillips. Sounds like the name of a Pekinese that took first in the AKC Ukanube Dog Show. Bijou is the love child of John Phillips (deceased member of the Mamas and the Papas, who I adored when I was young) and Geneviève Waïte.
Her bio lists her as a model/singer/actress. What ev.
She was born a “premie” under “interesting circumstances” on April Fool’s day on a couch in Connecticut. Her Godfather was Andy Warhol. I swear, you can’t make this crap up. It certainly does explain an awful lot though. She is close friends with Nicky and Paris Hilton and also BFF’s with bad girls Nicole Richie, Kim Kardashain and Lindsey Lohan.
She is a “famous for being famous” gal. BLECH! Need I say more? Well yes of course I will!
She bared all for Playboy back in 2000 and I bet her buddy Paris thought that was “hot”. Once when asked about her formal modeling career, she said “It was like, I wanted to go swimming in the ocean, but I was jumping up and down in a puddle.”
And I was like… go jump in the ocean Bijou, and then I will jump up and down.
Oh yes, what about that Scientology wedding?
I would imagine it will be a “double ring” Scientology ceremony. Scientology vows are SO special. They include such quaint advice to the groom as “Now Danny, girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat. All caprice if you will, but still they need them,”
And to the bride: “Hear well, sweet Bijou, for promise binds. Young men are free and may forget. Remind him that you may have necessities and follies too.”
Sounds like Danny is going to have all the fun and she is going to be home with a cat and combing her hair.
Rumor has it that they are the new “sexy scientologists” (is there such a thing?) and are taking over TomKat’s spot. What will their new meshed name be? (which I detest by the way) DanBi?
I am sure Danbi’s wedding will be jammed packed with fellow Scientologists because “Scientology wedding ceremonies have considerable meaning to all who attend.”
Well of course they do. Anyone who believes in body thetans, Xenu and the babblings of dead Sci Fi writer L. Ron Hubbard, will certainly swallow this crap!
(posted by Glosslip contributor Queen)
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Comment by Unanimous — March 21, 2009 @ 12:01 am
DanBi it is, lol.
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Comment by Russian Around — March 21, 2009 @ 12:12 am
FWIW I thought Valkyrie was pretty darn good. He may belong to an organization that (according to Tommy Davis) charges you money to rid your body of space aliens , but that doesn’t change the fact Tom Cruise is a decent actor.
Just sayin’.
Comment by J.R. LeMar — March 21, 2009 @ 12:34 am
BiDan has more potential, though.
Think about it.
Comment by Anon — March 21, 2009 @ 3:16 am
Bridge to Nowhere, WOULD make a good Scientology movie, or rather documentary. They could show all the super powers they don’t get. But, this brings up the question, with all these wealthy actor-Scilons, why no movie about Hubbard, showing all his amazing scientific, humanitarian, and exploratory accomplishments, like all the oceanographic research he did on the Apollo, his discoveries of the past lives of the tomato, and him almost conquering Rhodesia, when he thought he was the reincarnation of Cecile Rhodes and wanted to claim it as Bulgravia. (Not knowing the common biographical fact Cecile was a homo, not to mention the leaders in Africa though Hubbard and Scientology were nuts.)
Could it be, that if such a thing came out, critics would be compelled to look at Hubbard’s REAL life, instead of the one the mind control cult concocted to get the “raw meat” through the doors? This cult burns my butt with their audacity to fabricate “amazing” out of the laughable and well documented facts of Hubbard’s pathetic life as a fake.
Danny was definitely the “hot one” on THAT 70’s SHOW. No, wait, that was Astin K. Danny was the one with the glasses, the Brillo hair, and the Frankenstein forehead. Yup, real sexy, if you are the bride of Frankenstein that is, and have limited choice.
No doubt, she’d make a good hooker, but come on, she’s no cutie like Katie, whom I’m still counting on to wake up from her zombie trance, and take the kid and GET THE XENU OUT!!!
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Pingback by Celebrity Blog | Babelogs | Celebrity Gossip » Blog Archive » Bijou Phillips, Danny Masterson Engaged, On A Bridge To Nowhere — March 21, 2009 @ 8:28 am
DJ MomJeans? ROTFLMAO!
Oh those wacky Scientologists.
On a more serious note, it is sad that Danny got into Scientology as a child and will continue endorsing an abusive cult.
Danny has little critical thinking, due to his Scientology upbringing….which would of course explain his choice in women. Oh snap! No I didn’t!
Comment by DJ Xenu Slacks — March 21, 2009 @ 9:19 am
Well Danny should read the June 1983 Penthouse interview with L. Ron Hubbard Jr if he really wants to know what’s up with Scientology.
Comment by Robert Lindblad — March 21, 2009 @ 9:42 am
Wasn’t it Bijou who said depressed people should just stop being f’ing pansies?
I wonder how that approach to mental health is working for scientology?
oh wait…
(nice article btw)
Comment by lorina — March 21, 2009 @ 10:01 am
I wish them all the unhappiness in the world – no different from what the victims of the cult they support get.
Comment by Jonathan — March 21, 2009 @ 10:50 am
If that’s what L. Ron Hubbard thought wedding vows ought to be, no wonder he had four different wives.
Comment by Alohamoolah — March 21, 2009 @ 11:30 am
Two imbeciles who deserve each other. $cientology has certainly ‘helped’ their careers along.
Comment by Rachel — March 21, 2009 @ 11:38 am
Superb research and writing skills! But still you should thank DanBi for having so much colorful data to make such a entertaining piece.
Comment by xenu8d — March 21, 2009 @ 1:31 pm
love your writing style!!…keep exposing $cientology for what it is!!
Comment by peepants — March 22, 2009 @ 10:54 am
LeMar you’re still here!?!?!?!? Dude quit trolling Glosslip to try and make “neutral” points conveying a sense of “equality” concerning $cientology. It’s a scam and everyone knows it. Religions are supposed to instill a sense of morality and wisdom, even though many who follow theism end up becoming retarded, at least the teaching are of peace, love and equality. Co$ believes, as LRH wrote, anyone under 2.0 on their tonescale should be “disposed of quietly and without sorrow”… by disposed of I am sure you mean not allowed to attend those awesome parties in LA!! NO WAIT you mean KILT!!! PPl who are under 2.0 on the tonescale are SP’s, Wogs, Gays, Mentally challenged and Insane people. SP’s are ppl who speak out against CO$ like the writer of Glosslip and myself. WOG’s are non-$cientologists..
Danny you aren’t a DJ just because liek Samantha Ronsan you spin some records. Wedding DJ types don’t count and you suck at life, nice porn statsh scummy.
Bijou haven’t you been run through by 99% of hollywood and the hip hop community. Call me when you clean yourself, top and tail?!?!?!
I hope these two are the new spokesmen for Co$. The fail will only continue.
Comment by Zomg — March 25, 2009 @ 1:45 pm
Zomg: Any point of view is welcome here. We don’t moderate postings based on somebody’s point of view, although we do sometimes censor or delete if we feel a specific post warrants it (and we’re fairly lenient). And he’s hardly “trolling”…trust me, I have a whole spam folder full of trolls to make a distinction with.
Comment by k — March 25, 2009 @ 3:45 pm