Good And Bad News, British 13-Year Old Alfie Not A Father After All!
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Perhaps you remember a while back a story running in the British tabloids about a baby-faced 13-year old boy named Alfie Patten. Little Alfie was supposed to be the father of brand spanking new baby birthed by his 15-year old girlfriend Chantelle.
Possessing an unnaturally youthful face, innocent-looking Alfie became the poster child for the woes of teen pregnancy. I remember being shocked that someone who looks barely a year older than my five-year old could have not only engaged in adult activities, but was even physically mature enough to impregnate his significantly more mature girlfriend.
Well I have good news folks, Alfie’s not the daddy. Bad news, this is NOT the outcome the little guy had hoped for. Alfie had cheerfully stepped up to the plate to take on the important role of father to Maisie, the little girl he thought was his daughter. Here’s more on the tawdry and sad story:
A DNA test showed a 13-year-old boy in Britain is not the father of a baby born to a 15-year-old he had unprotected sex with once, The Mirror reported.
Chantelle Stedman told Alfie Patten, who was 12 when he slept with her, he was her newborn daughter Maisie’s father.
The story caused a worldwide media frenzy, while politicians criticized what they called Britain’s declining morals.
At first Stedman said Patten was the only boy she had ever slept with, but soon after other teens came forward saying they too could be the baby’s father, because they claimed to have had sex with the girl.
Last month a friend of the Stedman family claimed Patten was scammed by the girl’s parents who wanted to cash in on the sensational story.
It is still not clear who the baby’s father is.
The parents of Chantelle get a capital C for CLASSY. Yep, this is what you call a smooth move by a couple of grade A asswipes. It’s not bad enough your 15-year old daughter is pregnant and so disturbingly promiscuous she doesn’t have a farkling clue WHO the father is, but you then go and compound the situation by bringing an innocent boy and the media into it simply for a little scratch.
Well Stedmans, great job, you have really outdone yourselves in the rotten douchebags department. I sure hope Alfie and his family don’t sue the hell out of you (re: I HOPE THEY SUE YOU, YOU GREEDY BASTARDS).
Alfie, take some advice from me: dry your eyes, blow your nose and cut your losses. You dodged one seriously UGLY bullet right there. Now, go outside and play some soccer or whatever it is little boys in the UK do besides having sex with sketchy older girls.
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Child services really need to remove that baby from the Stedmans.
Comment by Rachel — March 26, 2009 @ 2:24 pm
I agree that it’s good and bad news, but for slightly different reasons. It’s good for this one little boy that he now can get back to just enjoying his childhood, and not be burdered with the responsibilty of attempting to be a father, @ such a young age.
But the bad news is, that doesn’t change the fact that there’s an innocent child out there with a 15 year old mother. One who was, apparently, irresonsible enough to have unprotected sex, @ such a young, with more than one partner.
And I will @ least give her parents the benifit of the doubt (yes, I know that seems to be a running theme with me on this site lately), in regards to how they handled this. There’s no reason to believe, yet, that they knew this was wrong. It’s highly likely that their daughter just lied to them, like they lied to the boy (& public) and said he’s the father. Unless they knew for a fact that their daughter was sexually active with others, I can’t see why they wouldn’t just take her word for it. Especially since the boy did admit that he slept with her.
Now, of course, they need to find the real father. I wouldn’t be surprised if, instead of another teenager, he turned out to be an adult man. That could be why she lied, because she knew that would be bigger trouble.
Comment by J.R. LeMar — March 26, 2009 @ 3:28 pm
From what I’ve read, little Alfie’s family isn’t much better and just as willing to make a buck as the Steadmans. Alfie also has no qualms about flipping off photographers or pretty much anybody. It’s sad all the way around, and at the rate things are going, Chantelle will be a grandma herself in about thirteen years…you know, when she’s 26.
Comment by k — March 26, 2009 @ 4:09 pm
Poor Alfie… and poor Maisie…
Seriously, this is just SICK.
There are some people who should NEVER BECOME PARENTS. The Stedman’s being among them.
It wouldn’t surprise me at all if Alfie, in spite of not being Baby Maisie’s father, that he remained involved in her life in some fashion.
Comment by A Watcher — March 26, 2009 @ 4:54 pm
And I think the Brits might get mad at us if we tell little Alfie to go play soccer. I guess, over there, it’s football.
No wonder we fought the British.
Comment by k — March 26, 2009 @ 5:27 pm
Don’t you mean klassy with a K?
Comment by Moses — March 26, 2009 @ 8:24 pm
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This is like the story of a bad soap opera…
Seriously, child services should just take the baby from Chantelle and all of this problem would be over.
I always knew that he couldn´t be the father, he looks younger than my sister (who is aged 7) and has less knowledge of the world that any one else that I know.
I mean, he asked what does finantially mean. Oh Come on !
Although I am very happy for him, he can live his childhood properly now, there is still a baby whose father is unknown…
Comment by Amelie — March 27, 2009 @ 5:00 pm
It wouldn’t surprise me at all if Alfie, in spite of not being Baby Maisie’s father, that he remained involved in her life in some fashion.
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I agree. He will always be involved in Maisie´s life in some way, although the smartest thing to do is just stay away from all of this chaos.
He is not the father, his supposedly “girlfriend” has slept with like 8 teenagers, he has nothing to do with this anymore, fortunately. He just need to stay away, live his life normally and forget about Maisie and Chantelle. Sounds harsh, I know, but that is what he should do.
It is despicable that even Chantelle doesn´t know who the father is, and that their parents have let this happen.
Comment by Amelie — March 27, 2009 @ 5:06 pm
SLUT! SLUT! SLUUUT!!!! And I’m going to channel my high school self right here… that bitch is pretty damned fugly, are teenaged boys really so desperate to have sex that they’ll hit up the Ghost of Christmas Future? Good lord…
No, kid, BE THANKFUL that you can go back to being a kid and can play sports and play video games. Be thankful, and move on. And never stick your penis in a vagina ever again… until college. But we now know if he impregnates a girl FOR REALZ when he’s like 14 or 15 that he’s just as dumb as his “girlfriend”.
Teenagers are so fucking stupid. Yeah, I know you want to have sex. But it IS possible to wait. It’s even more possible to BUY CONDOMS when you just can’t wait anymore.
Comment by Brooke — March 29, 2009 @ 9:15 pm
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Comment by Brooke — March 29, 2009 @ 9:15 pm