Brooke Hogan Turns 21, Could Use A Shave
The last time I saw makeup this expertly applied was at the circus. During the clown car sequence to be exact. Seriously, WTF? is wrong with Brooke Hogan that she can’t use a damn mirror like the rest of us? Every time I see publicity photos of her she looks like she tripped in the Wal-Mart cosmetics aisle and fell onto the entire Wet ‘n’ Wild line of quality products. Clean up on aisle 7, we have a whorey mess.
Who keeps telling her blue eye shadow that looks like it was stuck at the bottom of my mom’s makeup bag for the last 25 years is hot? They need to be fired, then beaten, then fired again. Then again, like most girls she probably learned the fine art of makeup application from her mom, and well, we know what a natural beauty Linda Hogan is!
Also, Brooke, your five o’clock shadow just hit midnight, time to shave dear.
And just for shins and grins, here’s Brooke’s dad, Hulk “I know why OJ did it” Hogan who was out with his two twin-bots in Vegas to celebrate her Brooke’s 21st birthday. Do you think the Hulk has a “type”? That was rhetorical.
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She looks like a guy in drag
Comment by Bradley — May 6, 2009 @ 6:14 pm
I swear, @ first glance, I thought that first pic was of Linda Hogan.
Comment by J.R. LeMar — May 6, 2009 @ 9:56 pm
i feel bad for her because she’s starting to look more and more like linda.
Comment by whatever — May 6, 2009 @ 11:15 pm
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Pingback by Celebrity Blog | Babelogs | Celebrity Gossip » Blog Archive » Brooke Hogan Turns 21, Could Use A Shave — May 7, 2009 @ 1:07 am
It’s too bad becausee she was born a normal blank slate (like the rest of us) that was in turn ruined by her parents.
It’s not a new story, but sad none the less…
Comment by froose — May 7, 2009 @ 2:52 pm
she looks 41.
Comment by sally — May 7, 2009 @ 10:05 pm
If you want to see what Brooke is up to, check this out: Brooke’s parents’ divorce and Hulk’s new romance kick off an emotional season of “Brooke Knows Best”. Want to see what else is in store for Brooke on season 2? Check out the entire premiere episode at brookeknowsbest.vh1.com. Watch this Sunday night at 10/9c pm only on VH1.
Comment by CG13 — June 6, 2009 @ 12:52 pm
she is not a whore but she dresses like one but i think that all of her clothes are realy cute
Comment by brittneyabgarian — July 3, 2009 @ 2:53 am
she looks like her fathers wife so much it is so weird
i think that brooke is realy pretty
Comment by brittneyabgarian — July 3, 2009 @ 2:55 am
Wow yeah not looking too good there brooke! I gott admit im a fan though especially after this interview http://thecelebritycafe.com/interviews/brooke_hogan_2009_07.html shes so sweet!
Comment by jon — July 12, 2009 @ 12:09 am