Breaking News! Michael Jackson Goes To The Moon!
No, Michael Jackson isn’t going to be buried on the moon. But it wouldn’t surprise me one iota and perhaps LA would agree to pay for that too. *snicker*
Now I promised myself that I wasn’t going to write anything about Michael Jackson, because he is in every tabloid, on every TV channel and everything else in between. I turn on the TV… Jackson, Jackson, Jackson, a newspaper… Jackson, a magazine…. Jackson, the Internet… Jackson. Look up at the moon… Jackson. Wait! Huh?
Yes the Lunar Republic Society has renamed a crater on the moon in memory of Jackson. Ok, that’s freakin’ it! The world has spun off it’s axis.
The crater was previously named Posidonius J.
From The Telegraph, a spokesman for the society said:
”The official designation of a Lunar crater is a singular honour bestowed upon only a select few luminaries.
“Among those receiving this rare tribute over the past century are Leonardo da Vinci, Christopher Columbus, Sir Isaac Newton, Julius Caesar and Jules Verne.”
Evidently, the Lunar Republic Society felt that Jackson was a luminary and deserved the same honor as Columbus the explorer, Newton who discovered gravity and was a brilliant physicists, and da Vinci who painted the Mona Lisa and The Last Supper. Hmmm..Their reasoning is a bit ridiculous, to say the least, but then again, do we really care who the Lunar Republic Society names craters after? I don’t. I really don’t have any plans on going to the moon any time soon. It’s the Society’s reasoning that makes me scratch my head. They can go ahead and name a crater after Steve Urkel for all I care, but please don’t lump him in the same group as da Vinci and Newton. Did I do that???
Now you can’t take away the fact that the world has made Michael Jackson into an icon, and that he will be missed by many. Certainly not by all… but many. Ok, we get it . But can we all move on now? PLEASE?
Everyone knows what happens from here. All the admiration in the tabloids will now turn to finger pointing, more scandal, people coming forward with new evidence, writing stories,books, movies, new clothing line, new music releases that were never heard, people wearing sparkly gloves again and then Ben and Jerry’s will name an ice cream after him and then I will move to the moon.
Trust me, this Jackson mania is only the tip of the iceberg ladies and gents. It’s going to get a whole lot uglier from here.
So remember, the next time you are looking up at the moon while eating your Ben and Jerry’s Marshmallow Mocha Moonwalk… there is a crater named Michael Joseph Jackson located in the Lake of Dreams, sitting right next to the 1,200 acre parcel that Jackson purchased for himself previously in 2005. *sighs*
Take me back to the day, when I thought the moon was made of cheese.
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please everybody lets this be. cause GOD MY LORD AND SAVE JESUS HAVE ALL OF US # up but we can rush it so this is for us all to take a look at our own life an make such we are right with our lord GOD him self. may GOD BLESS U ALL
Comment by JACKIE SMITH — July 13, 2009 @ 5:32 pm
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Pingback by Celebrity Blog | Babelogs | Celebrity Gossip » Blog Archive » Breaking News! Michael Jackson Goes To The Moon! — July 13, 2009 @ 6:36 pm
Please all you negative people. Maybe if you stop with your constant rude comments toward a man who brougt great pleasure to many. Oh and by the way to whom is dead. This will eventually die out. Leave the man alone let him have his final moment. Yes, he is an great artist. Not at all much different than Da Vinci. Michael Jackson Fan (50yr old white woman)
Comment by sam — July 16, 2009 @ 1:37 pm
OMG #3!
Michael Jackson is dead??
And let me get this straight, you are comparing Micahel Jackson to da Vinci?
I swear the whole damn world has gone mad.
Comment by Jellybean — July 16, 2009 @ 2:44 pm
yeah, MJ was extremely talented since he was a child, not different from many other “luminaries”, but you write “the world made him” wanting to take any credit of his succes from him. He dance, sing, write, paint and was a humanitarian. That he was a black not looking black man, with a bunch of diseases and false allegations in his past, I guess that can affect some peoples criteria. You people should really start learning instead of bitching so much.
And Colombus is not deserving of anything, he brought death all around and in fact his sculpture here in capital city has horns and a tail and an evil face which remind us of what colombus day means. hey!! many honor him, but certainly not me.
Comment by Angie — August 5, 2009 @ 9:21 am
I don’t see why people are so cruel to MJ. He donated so much and did so much to make money just for charity and still is even after death. He gave his youth up to entertain people like no one else could have or will. Makes me disgusted with society and people that have done nothing with their lives except bash others that have done so much. I don’t get it. You are the freaks not MJ.
Comment by tina — August 12, 2009 @ 8:24 am
Tina….MJ also slept with little boys and ruined many lives. This glorifaction of a man who no longer wanted to be black, had fake marraiges, squandered millions on buying himself useless thngs, and whose life as an adult was beyond creepy makes me sick.
Yes he was talented… ok… we get it… and yes he did some charity work… but talent does not take away from the fact that he was one creepy and harmful SOB that died as a drug addict in mounting debt whose kids were made to wear masks everywhere they went.
So many people forget that the way he chose to live his life is what his children are going to have to deal with the rest of their lives. Put yourself in their shoes.Would you want YOUR father to be like MJ?
Comment by Jellybean — August 12, 2009 @ 9:01 am
And you, Jellybean, are a victim of the press. I could say so much more, but there is no point typing to someone who chooses to be blind.
Comment by Angel — September 15, 2009 @ 12:15 pm
You mean blind like you Angel?
Comment by Righteous Retrobution — September 15, 2009 @ 1:02 pm