Brad Pitt Is Full Of Sh*t!
Oh Bradley, Bradley, Bradley! I knew you were an enormous dumb-dumb, but I had no idea you were THAT dumb. Didn’t your main ho Angie tell your to keep your best kept secrets…well…secret?
Brad, dad to the world’s largest growing child army, has been doing press for his new movie Inglourious Basterds and told Bill Maher during an appearance on his show about how he gave up toking the sweetleaf when he started reproducing with the succubus known as Angelina Jolie. The fact that Brad was/is a pothead is hardly a shock to anyone…it’s like one of the most well-known facts in all of Hollywood, right behind Lindsay Lohan being a cokehead and Paris Hilton having a CDC condemned vagina. Below is the interview where he tells Bill he’s stopped smoking pot for his kids:
But Brad apparently wasn’t counting on his good pal and the director on his latest film, Quentin Tarantino, to rat him out as a lie-teller during an interview with Howard Stern. Oh, this delicious piece of irony tastes sweeter than the blood of virgins Madonna bathes in nightly. You can listen to Quentin talk about how Brad busted out a brick o’ hash here. Yes, hash. You know, that stuff Afghan farmers grow and that politicians tell us in contributing to the war and bloodshed in poor Middle-Eastern countries. The same countries where Angie visits as a Goodwill Ambassador and preaches about the suffering of their people. One has to wonder how Brad and Angie plan to help these undeveloped and war-torn countries turn their pot crops into vegetable crops while they continue to create demand to the suppliers. It’s a double-edged sword isn’t Brad, to be both self-righteous and self-serving at the time same time.
I am not saying I disagree with Brad about legalizing marijuana or that he and Angie aren’t trying to do humanitarian things. I guess my point is DON’T be a fricken hypocrite and act like you are somehow above “doing illegal drugs” now that you are a dad, when clearly, Brad’s puffing on the good stuff. If you really want to “legalize” marijuana, admit you smoke and attest to its virtues. Why make suggestions that smoking pot and raising kids can’t go hand in hand, when clearly YOU ARE DOING JUST THAT?
Somewhere in all of this is a lesson about being honest to yourself and your public. For me personally, I always knew Brad was a terrible liar, but now the whole world knows. Don’t worry though, I am sure he’s getting his punishments from Angie, one leather strap-on session at a time.
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Actually, I think smoking pot and raising kids does go hand in hand………
Comment by D-Bomb — August 18, 2009 @ 2:45 pm
Used to like Pitt,but I have lost all respect for him ever since he hooked up with the Cruella DeVille.
He sucks
Comment by Righteous Retrobution — August 18, 2009 @ 2:58 pm
D.
Please go find yourself some weed. You sound like a lunatic ranting on about Brad Pitt. Calm down.
Comment by anonymous — August 18, 2009 @ 2:59 pm
My problem is not with weed — an herbal substance used to treat many maladies — my problem is with Brad lying about his image and acting self-righteous. If you love Brad, hey good for you. But last I checked this is a free country and I don’t have to love him.
Comment by Dawn — August 18, 2009 @ 3:07 pm
I doubt Brad’s smoking Afghan hash. He’s probably smoking the good stuff made right here in the USA. Not much foreign hash comes in anymore, but much better hash is produced from US grown product. They make it from the resin and trichomes from “sugar leaves” from fancy indoor grown bud and it’s way better than any of the Middle Eastern hash that used to come in back in the day because it’s made from much more potent pot to begin with. It’s rare and very expensive, but a guy like Brad Pitt could easily afford it.
Comment by Joe — August 18, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
I don’t like Pitt anymore either. A great actor he is not, but in the past he was a likeable enough guy. Now I can’t stand to even watch him on the commercials for his latest movie.
Go away already Brad, and take Angelina with you.
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Comment by Righteous Retrobution — August 18, 2009 @ 10:14 pm
i stand corrected then, for real!
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Excellent article! Can hash be responsible for making Pitt look like a hundred year old dried up prune?
Comment by Den — August 19, 2009 @ 4:20 am
He started out as a nice bloke, from a grounded family, married Jen, looked like they were well matched, two tokers together. Since he’s been with Ange he is turning into a right twat. He has grown an ego and if you saw the X17 video when given a lift when by paps (who were giving him a lift) he really does think he is something special – I think hes a himbo! blonde & thick. Cant wait till Ange finds her next challenge!
Comment by Yada Yada Yada — August 19, 2009 @ 9:51 am
Reminds me of a clip from Craig Ferguson intro: Wavey LaCroc puppet on ‘Where He’s Been’, wannadoo, everybody…
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Comment by Russian Around — August 19, 2009 @ 8:01 pm
“Pitt is sh*t”. You rhyme all the time! You are a poet and don’t even know it!
On another note–why does the media celebrate couples in which the wife stole her husband from another woman, like Kidman and Cruise (taken from Mimi Rogers) or Jolie and Pitt (taken from Aniston). Why glorify women who go after men?
Comment by Jim — August 19, 2009 @ 9:05 pm
I still like to look at photos of Brad, in spite of those ridiculous hats he’s always sporting. Angelina’s face is interesting, too.
But in the land of three dimensions, I love anything that tears this freak show couple down. Angie went from bi-curious, S&M, brother-kissing weirdo to earth mother. And I hold Pitt personally responsible for every retarded story about Jennifer Aniston that gets published. Thanks to him, she’s made a cottage industry out of getting jilted.
You keep truth-telling. We need more of it. And isn’t it strange how Tarantino, a butt ugly guy, looks like he and Pitt could have been separated at birth in your side-by-side photos? (Except for the chin and the beady eyes, that is.)
Comment by kathcom — August 20, 2009 @ 5:43 pm
that last comment (number 17) still has me laughing hahahahah omigod. thanks İ really needed a hearty laugh.
”And I hold Pitt personally responsible for every retarded story about Jennifer Aniston that gets published. Thanks to him, she’s made a cottage industry out of getting jilted.!!
fucking true but the word play is hialrious …good going. and…”Angie went from bi-curious, S&M, brother-kissing weirdo to earth mother.”
wow you said what İ couldn’t phrase but felt.
Brilliant.
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