Kirstie Alley Is All A Twitter About Fair Gaming National Enquirer Employee
Kirstie Alley has long been ridiculed over the past few years about her weight. From appearing on the failed sitcom Fat Actress to being Jenny Craig’s spokesperson, both of which ended in disaster. The National Enquirer has been dogging Kirstie through her weight gain and recently came out with a gem of a front page article stating that Kirstie Alley only has four years to live.
The Enquirer has always been known as a tabloid rag, and most stars let it roll off their backs like water on a duck — but not this time around. Apparently Kirstie’s 85 year-old Dad saw the article and called her very upset and asked her if she was dying. That infuriated Kirstie SO much, that her current obsession with Twitter helped her to show her true colors once again.
Kirstie took aim at the National Enquirer employee who wrote the article and posted some pretty nasty and threatening tweets, and asked her “Twitter buddies” to help her out.
The National Enquirer article that enraged Kirstie:
Kirstie Alley has just four years to live, an expert predicts. Locked in a deadly cycle of binge eating and yo-yo dieting, the former “Fat Actress” star has shaved years off her life span, according to doctors who have reviewed her medical history.
At 5-foot-8 and 250 pounds, the 58-year-old Emmy winner is “playing Russian roulette with her life,” warned Patrick Wanis, Ph.D., a human behavior expert from Miami Beach, Fla. “I added up the stressors in her life, and unless she adds more balance to it, Kirstie may only live to age 62.”
That frightening scenario is the conclusion of a longevity guide that he’s developed known as the “Life and Death Calculator.” The calculator determines a person’s estimated life expectancy by evaluating five principal body indicators.
“There are emotional, mental, physical, nutritional and spiritual stressors that can define how well we age,” explained Dr. Wanis, author of “Secrets to Losing Weight, Being Thin and Loving Your Body,” a set of three CDs. “We also look at relationships and how much support one gets from friends and family. Finally, we take lifestyle – where you live and the quality of life – into account.”
The former “Cheers” star – whose last serious romance ended in May 2000 when she called off her engagement to actor James Wilder – lost 75 pounds nearly three years ago as the poster girl for the Jenny Craig weight-loss program. But she’s regained some 90 pounds since then with a weakness for fat-laden Chinese takeout and other unhealthy foods.
And such a dramatic weight gain can dramatically shorten life span, according to a top anti-aging expert.
Now I don’t doubt that her weight is an issue to her health, but four years to live is a tad ridiculous. Don’t get me wrong, I am not sticking up for Kirstie in any way. It’s extremely difficult to have respect for someone who supports a cult, a cult btw, which claims to hold ALL the answers to any mental, physical or spiritual problem you might be having. Which of course, begs the question, why can’t Kirstie turn to Scientology to help her with her weight, and to a greater extent, her overall health?
Kirstie is supposedly an OTV on Scientology’s Bridge To Total Freedom and has “donated” over five million dollars to the cult in the past. Their promises of telling members that their courses and auditing will enable them to be “at cause” over everything. They also boast about having special “OT powers” and are able to cure many afflictions. *ahem, SNICKER*
It is quite obvious that Kirstie is not “at cause” over her weight or the constant “PR flap” she continues to be for Scientology. Which couldn’t make me happier. But it is not only a problem of Kirstie being duped by the deceptions of Scientology and giving them bad PR, now she has decided to go on Twitter and go after the employee who wrote the article by asking her Twit buddies to “Fair Game” this person.
As you may or may not know, Fair Game was actually a policy written by founder L. Ron Hubbard in which he states:
Fair game. May be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued or lied to or destroyed. October 1967 Policy Letter (HCOPL 18 Oct 67 Issue IV, Penalties for Lower Conditions)
Some snippets and Kirstie’s actual tweets were listed on Celebitchy, (of course the names and personal info were redacted):
Alley is predictably outraged about this, and claims that the cover upset her 85 year-old father. She is urging her followers on Twitter to harass an employee at the National Enquirer, who I won’t name here. Regardless Alley seems to think this woman had a hand in the story despite the fact that she’s not listed as an author at all. Alley’s tweets on the matter are ominous and she practically threatens the woman, calling her “fair game” and saying she’ll expose her photos and secrets. Alley lists the Enquirer employee’s contact information, including her e-mail and phone number, and asks people to contact her. The term “Fair Game” is used by Alley’s cult, Scientology, and refers to the practice of revealing damaging information about detractors and harassing them relentlessly until they back down.
That’s [name redacted] [phone number redacted]. [email address redacted]..
show S SOME LOVE..tell her my DADDY sent you..More news on S to follow
about 23 hours ago from webPlease call Ms. [name redacted].Your natural instinct will be to be kind.
Pretend your father just called you panicked that you were dying. Bang Bang
about 23 hours ago from web@mladenstanisic SHe IS famous isn’t she? Now she really IS a public figure. Fair Game for Public photos and speech. Same terms as Me..lol
about 23 hours ago from web in reply to mladenstanisicS[name redacted] …watch your back honey..two can play at the INFO and picture game and YOU are a public figure now too, girly girl..click click
10:07 AM Aug 16th from webnasty writers dirty little secrets..and I will be happy to EXPOSE them right here on twitter. Nasty Writers beware of the truth..
10:04 AM Aug 16th from webIt also is never the answer to harm their loved ones when they are not even the target. I am NO DOVE, but I won’t hesitate to EXPOSE these
10:02 AM Aug 16th from webIIT PROVOKES me to do the same thing to them and their families as I CAN GET THEIR PRIVATE DATA. But my religion teaches ignore and
flourish
10:00 AM Aug 16th from webto buy this sh*t. It wreaks havoc on families and friends, just like any other bullying except it is on a world wide scale. Oo Daddy, look away
9:58 AM Aug 16th from webI am sharing this with you because it truly is the highest form of insidious evil bullying that exists.What you CAN do about it, is refuse
9:57 AM Aug 16th from webI don’t care for myself..If it wasn’t weight it’s been some other lies for 28 years..but it breaks my heart when my Dad worries about it..
9:56 AM Aug 16th from webI DESPISE THE F*CKING NATIONAL ENQUIRER!!!! My 85 year old amazing father just called to ask me if “I AM DYING” Bless his heart..EVIL F*CKS
9:48 AM Aug 16th from web
Tisk Tisk! Kirstie! I would imagine both Twitter and Scientology would not be too happy about this? Twitter’s TOS is as follows and I put a WHOOPS! next to all that apply to Kirstie:
You must not abuse, harass, threaten, impersonate or intimidate other Twitter users. WHOOPS!
You may not use the Twitter.com service for any illegal or unauthorized purpose. WHOOPS!
You are solely responsible for your conduct and any data, text, information, screen names, graphics, photos, profiles, audio and video clips, links (“Content”) that you submit, post, and display on the Twitter.com service. WHOOPS!
You must not create or submit unwanted email to any Twitter members (“Spam”). WHOOPS!
You must not, in the use of Twitter, violate any laws in your jurisdiction (including but not limited to copyright laws). WHOOPS!
Violation of any of these agreements will result in the termination of your Twitter.com account. WHOOPS?
So do you think Twitter suspended her account because of her threats and her telling her twittery dimwitted minions to email the employee from the National Enquirer? Speaking of someone rallying her dimwitted minions… that kind of reminds me of a someone.
But Wait There’s more……
Let’s not forget that she posted this person’s personal information to boot on Twitter. It probably went totally unnoticed by Twitter’s execs, due to the fact that she is famous. When I think of all the videos that got yanked off YouTube due to Scientology flagging campaigns, this really makes my blood boil.
It’s ironic that Kirstie is lashing out about the same things that Scientology is guilty of. Now I don’t want to hear any comments from Scientologists saying that Hubbard’s Fair Game policy was canceled long ago, when we all know it has NOT been canceled AT ALL and the tactic is still employed on a daily basis by their OSA (Office of Special Affairs) task force. You know every “church” has its own goon squad and private PI’s, right?
Hey Kirstie, maybe you should give OSA a tweet!
You would think that Scientology is getting kind of sick of their precious cash cow celebrities dragging down what’s left of their failed reputation. From Cruise jumping on the couch and his psychotic and bizarre Scientology tape being leaked, where he says that Scientology is the authority on the mind and they are the only ones who can help in a car accident, among other hilarious falsehoods. Then there is total whackjob and utterly adorable (insert sarcasm) Juliette Lewis, who sounds like a cat being castrated when she sings.
Looks like her other “kitty” sings too?
And let’s not forget that Scientology twit, Jenna Elfman was quoted as saying that AIDS is just a state of mind, not a disease. I swear you can’t make this crap up.
And that poor Katie Holmes went from a vivacious girl next door, to a scary Grandma in a very short time after she married Cruise.
The list just goes on and on and on. In the interest of time and space we can’t show all of Scientology’s finest, but it boggles the mind wondering which Scientology celebrity will make cult leader David Miscavige’s head explode next? Lisa Marie Presley? Hmmmm?
It seems that celebrities have really done a number on Scientology. As much as Scientology loves to boast about what FAMOUS members they have (no other “church” has EVER done this), it seems that their celebrities have turned into one big pain in the ass for them — and coincidentally, the celebs are the only ones getting preferential treatment. Not just at the fancy Scientology Celebrity Center. As we’ve discovered, the same rules don’t apply to them as other lowly members. What a kicker! Huh Scientology members?
So to all Scientology celebrities, while I wish you all to leave the cult as soon as possible…if your are going to stay in, please keep doing exactly what you have been doing and we will all just sit back and enjoy the ride with a tub of popcorn.
Years ago a term was coined: “jumping the shark”, which derived from a “Happy Days” episode featuring Henry “The Fonz” Winkler jumping over a shark in water skis. Subsequently, the show went completely down hill after that episode. But now, thanks to the crazy Tom Cruise, we have a new phrase “jumping the couch” which precedes a person’s failure. This is of course pertaining to when Cruise jumped on Oprah’s couch to profess his “love” for Katie.
Who would have ever thought that the cult itself and their precious celebrities would be their own demise? So keep tweeting Kirstie and keep jumping the couch Scientology. Karma is a sweet bitch sometimes….. ain’t it?
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Has she no sense of humor? I have sent lawyer jokes to other lawyers (saying that God can’t sue Satan because Satan has all the lawyers, and other such “mean” stuff) and they love it!
Comment by Jim — August 21, 2009 @ 1:19 pm
They should do a cover of her embracing Xenu, and say that a Scientology-expert says that Kirstie’s weight problem is caused by one thousand too many dead space alien souls clinging to her.
In a past life, she not only lived on another planet, she WAS another planet.
As Dave Touretzky pointed out, celebrities, or anyone who is loaded, always undergo much more expensive auditing during the OT levels, because they always have hundreds or even thousands more BTs to get rid of.
Coinkydink? Only Xenu knows!
Comment by Ian — August 21, 2009 @ 1:26 pm
jumping the shark happened when the kids from happy days were on vacation someplace wet (in hawaii, i think). the fonz jumped a shark on water skis, he was being towed by a speedboat.
Comment by legion — August 21, 2009 @ 2:27 pm
I love the way Kirstie says she can get their private data, but that her “religion teaches ignore and flourish”. She managed that exceptionally well… for all of seven minutes!
Comment by The Black Machine — August 21, 2009 @ 5:06 pm
Mark Twain once said “quitting smoking is easy–I’ve done it a hundred times.”
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Those tweets are shocking.
“nasty writers dirty little secrets..and I will be happy to EXPOSE them”. Well where have we heard that one before Kirstie? You culties are always threatening to “expose” the “secrets” and alleged “crimes” of anyone who criticizes you. Doesn’t sound like much of a “religion” to me. A Mafia like organization maybe, but not a religion.
What a bitch.
Comment by Rachel — August 21, 2009 @ 11:48 pm
Yes, Rachel, a lot of entheta there. Also a lot of lying and corrupt activity.
BTW, on another site I referred to her weight problem as “battlefield girth”. Get it? Dawn should use it in a headline sometime.
Comment by Jim — August 22, 2009 @ 1:15 pm
“Fair Game” –what an interesting policy for a “religion” invented by a crappy scifi writer after a drunken bull session with his friends. When Twitter’s terms of service are more strict than your faith’s, maybe it’s time to reevaluate.
I’ve read all sorts of stuff about Kirstie saying she’s going to start her own diet plan. Maybe she could advertise it next to Wynonna Judd for Alli. It’s the “I give up on being slim and will settle for being a slightly smaller heifer” diet.
Jenna Elfman is a moron along with everyone else you mention. I wish Juliette Lewis was smarter, though. Love her or hate her, she did seem to represent a punky sort of freedom until I found out about this.
John Revolta is another one I can’t stand. With his Chia pet hairline and fleet of planes, he’s had one comeback too many.
Under the Fair Game policy, I guess it’s okay to say that I wish Kirstie Alley and the ignorance she represents have significantly less than four years to live. But that would be mean.
Comment by kathcom — August 22, 2009 @ 1:45 pm
Yes, Kathy, that would be MEAN. Sort of like asking that all suppressive persons be killed, AIDS is a state of mind, non-believers are all criminals or insane, gays should be quarantined…wait, I’m quoting LHR too much…
Comment by Jim — August 22, 2009 @ 2:18 pm
I agree wholeheartedly, EXCEPT for one detail. “Fat Actress” was a limited series on cable, and was absolutely hilarious and perverse. Kirstie Alley was hilarious in it, even though I think she’s a total freak of nature. I have to give her props, she was funny as shit and the show was as creepy as it was hilarious. Just 7 episodes were shot, each funnier than the next. I think she’s mad as a hatter, but the damn show was a riot.
Comment by Jim — August 22, 2009 @ 2:26 pm
Have to disagree with Jim on Fat Actress. I watched one episode and had to turn it off. I thought it was HORRIBLE.
As far as Kirstie goes, someone needs to put that beast in her place every once in a while. Shame Twitter has no balls to do so.
Comment by Righteous Retrobution — August 22, 2009 @ 3:33 pm
Kirstie used to shill for Captain Morgan’s Rum back
in the 80’s, when she was a Scientologist, I believe.
Alcoholism has ruined a million times more lives than
writers at the National Enquirer have.
Comment by bob dobbs — August 23, 2009 @ 3:39 am
Interesting article. One thing though, Woops = “Whoops”.
Comment by Xass — August 23, 2009 @ 5:02 am
Did anybody notice how the supposed (self proclaimed) “expert” Doctor was quick to throw in a plug for his three CD set which is supposedly to help weight loss?
as quoted from the above article:
“There are emotional, mental, physical, nutritional and spiritual stressors that can define how well we age,” explained Dr. Wanis, author of “Secrets to Losing Weight, Being Thin and Loving Your Body,” a set of three CDs. “We also look at relationships and how much support one gets from friends and family. Finally, we take lifestyle – where you live and the quality of life – into account.”
That dude was using The Enquirer to sell his crap.
LMAO, which itself is cheezy as hell. …And, I enjoy sneaking a peek at that rag myself and do acknowledge that amazingly enough, they have been the first to break all kinds of salacious, juicy stories..
So, as much as I totally am on the same page about $cientology being a criminal cult, and Kirstie Alley’s personal responsibility as regards promoting a cult, which is a business operating on a pyramid scheme, pretending to be a religion for tax purposes, and to get away with all kinds of outrageous, unacceptable crap…and hope that the whole thing goes down for it’s horrific human rights abuses…. I just have to, for a second, take a step back and um, agree that this was out of bounds. Her Twitter crap is retarded, no doubt….but you can see she is pissed to have some retarded dude trying to sell his crap get his product out there by alleging that Alley only has four years to live? WTF?
She has lots of problems right now, the least of which is the National Enquirer. She used the CO$ and the CO$ used her. Who knows if she will go and do the right thing.
Comment by Onandonanon — August 23, 2009 @ 5:29 am
(the photos up here showing juliette lewis , jenna elfman and katie holmes, with your captions are totally funny! Could it be that juliette was auditing her vag?)
$cientologists, You are pulling this in.
Comment by Onandonanon — August 23, 2009 @ 5:39 am
Kirstie should be damn grateful for the fact that she even has a relationship with her father. Many $cientologists do not.
Have you seen the videos of sobbing parents cut off from their children Kirstie, all due to your cult’s reprehensible disconnection policy?
You of all people ranting about someone hurting your father is beyond ironic.
Comment by Rachel — August 23, 2009 @ 9:40 am
I’m surprised no one caught this… Kirstie can’t even quote her own “scriptures” properly!
She claims her religion says “ignore and prosper”?? LOL!
The proper statement, per LRH, is “FLOURISH AND PROSPER”
Looks like little Ms. Alley needs some cramming.. Oh wait, she’s already doing that with White Castle burgers! Fukkin’ LOL!
Comment by WhiteTrashMessiah — August 23, 2009 @ 4:30 pm
It’s not 4 years ’til she dies. It’s 4 years ’til she drops her body.
Comment by D4 — August 23, 2009 @ 4:41 pm
So, does this mean all of you with twitter accounts need to flag her account? Can you do that? Maybe I need to actually log in to my account.
Comment by dizzy — August 23, 2009 @ 4:57 pm
I’m unfriending her. As an SP, I am sure I caused her weight gain.
Comment by Jim — August 23, 2009 @ 5:05 pm
http://www.monticellodrug.com/products/otix.html
BTW, here is Operating Thetan Level Nine (highest level).
Comment by Jim — August 23, 2009 @ 6:54 pm
Truth: After 6 decades, Scientology still refuses indepedent scientific, medical, physical and financial analysis.
And any attempts to investigate, especially in criminal matters, are met with unconstitutional attacks.
These are proven facts. Warn your children.
Comment by jcq — August 23, 2009 @ 8:19 pm
Jcq, that is not entirely true–there were 2 tests in the 1950s re dianetics and unconscious engrams. Both were an epic fail. There is, however, a placebo effect in everything. In fact, it is so strong that someone given medicine but (falsely) told its a placebo are no more likely to notice effects than those given a placebo and (falsely) told they are getting medicine. And, yes, those getting medicine and told its medicine have the highest response by far.
Comment by Jim — August 24, 2009 @ 1:40 pm
wow ,
area 51 representation kristi, your deit seems to be wats most of concern from our out post if i cold make a fast sugjestion i would take a look at the preserivitives in your diet on a frozen mood measure, if we have been calalating corectinly your bone structure along with a sodium hydroxide intake is deprama poshoto 1 1/2 pound to a pound for digestion over a 6 week interval along with natural detoxifcation high protien raw or almost not cooked better cut meet ,poss steroid inj,meet angus,the good news is you dont have a deadly illness govt bull s#$@%
you need to starve your self on raw protein your docter is a moron odium hydoxoide,hence old krsti
Comment by snakes alot — August 24, 2009 @ 11:31 pm
WTF? snakes alot must be a $ci, can’t spell worth a damn…..Great article once again……I lolled
Comment by remonstranon — August 26, 2009 @ 2:16 pm
Good Grief – why can’t she see that she is fat and her “religion” has not helped her with that AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh, I guess Scientology DOESN’T WORK!!!!
Proof is right on the cover of National Enquirer but really her picture anywhere would show the same thing – FAT ACTRESS FOLLOWING CULT RELIGION THAT OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT WORK
Comment by tiger — August 26, 2009 @ 4:29 pm
Hey…
the word is DUE not do
as in “DUE to the fact that she is famous.”
Comment by Fred — August 26, 2009 @ 7:34 pm
Uh oh the spelling police are here. Thanks Fred.
Comment by Queen — August 26, 2009 @ 9:10 pm
Do Twitter and Blogs Really Drive music sales?
Comment by koincidi — September 9, 2009 @ 9:48 am