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09/17/2007 (7:30 pm)

Britney Spears Will Lose Custody Of Children Due To Safety Concerns

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Man, Britney can’t catch a break.  I am actually feeling pretty sad about her right now.  Her lawyer dumped her, her manager dumped her, her bodyguard turned on her, K-Fed does NOT have a hit out on him and now she will lose custody of her children (for the time-being.)

Fox News states today’s custody hearing between Britney and ex-husband Kevin Federline revealed some “safety concerns” in the Spears household by way of her former body-guard Tony Barretto’s testimony.  Barretto worked for Spears after her rehab stint and was fired on May 17th for ‘not picking up her hat when asked.’  From the article:

The bodyguard’s attorney, the high-profile Los Angeles lawyer Gloria Allred, said in a press conference Monday that Spears’ attorney chose not to cross-examine the bodyguard, who has been described as a “secret witness” against Spears in her custody battle with Federline.

The bodyguard, Tony Barretto, filed a declaration in the custody battle which alleges “nudity, drug use and safety issues post-rehab.”Allred said Barretto was prepared to testify under oath Monday, but neither the court nor Spears’ attorneys chose to cross-examine him. She said his declaration went “unrefuted and unchallenged.”

So we don’t know what the final outcome will be, or what the specifics are that lead the court to grant the K-Fed temporary custody of the children, but it must have been pretty bad.  California courts just don’t do that unless there are EXTREME issues involved.  I can’t even imagine what they are, but after seeing the VMA’s I have a pretty good guess.

Posted by D
Filed under: Anne Heche, Britney Spears, Crazies

06/12/2007 (12:59 pm)

Anne Heche Possibly Crazier Than We Thought, Ex Coley Lafoon Granted Primary Custody Of Son

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Divorce and child custody proceedings are fun for no one, but the outcome is always interesting and often telling.  Typically, the court will go to exhaustive lengths to determine who the children would benefit from spending the majority of their time with.  In most cases that is the mother, in some cases (best possible scenarios) there’s joint custody granted and in the rare cases primary custody is granted to the father. 

While I may be generalizing a bit here, if the mom is NOT granted primary custody, then something ain’t right with mom.  It’s quite likely that “mom” is incapable of taking care of a house plant much less a child.  So, the fact that Anne Heche’s ex-husband Coley Laffoon, a videographer and the guy Anne hooked up with after leaving her lesbian lover Ellen Degeneres, has been awarded primary custody of their 5-year-old son Homer, would imply Anne is a full on whackadoodle.

Anne didn’t just lose primary custody, she has been ordered to pay child support and was only granted visitation rights on alternate weekends.  Dayum!!  The court heard testimony from both parties with Lafoon claiming that Heche showed “poor parenting skills” and exhibited “bizarre and delusional behavior,” Heche, in response stated that her husband spent his time watching porn and gambling instead of looking after their child. 

It would seem being ”crazy” trumped being a “porn watcher” in the final analysis. Which, if you think about it, was a wise choice as crazy has the factor of “unpredictability,” where as, watching porn and gambling are basically national pasttimes.

annejames.jpgAnne, who has a crazy rap sheet a mile long, left her husband after 5 years of marriage for new boyfriend, James Tupper.  Tupper co-stars with Anne “Looney-Tune” Heche on the show Men In Trees, which I know nothing about because I don’t watch it and the title is stupid.

Here’s some of Anne’s greatest hits on her way to the Funny Farm Hall of Fame:

  • Claims to be the sister of Jesus and the daughter of G*d
  • Was found walking naked in the desert
  • Refuses to stick with one sexual orientation leaving her ex-lovers (Steve Martin, Ellen Degeneres, Lindsay Buckingham and Ellen Degeneres all very bewildered and probably with herpes which she claims her father gave her after molesting her as a child).
  • Wrote a book “Call Me Crazy” as if she needed to encourage anyone.   

I am sure there are more noteworthy events, so feel free to add your own.  Oh and hooking up with married men (James Tupper you listening?) pisses me off so there you have it.  

Anne, the custody decision says it all “you so crazy!” 

Posted by D
Filed under: Anne Heche, Crazies, Freakishness, Hollyweird, Intrigue