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02/12/2008 (5:51 pm)

Would You Let Britney Teach Your Children?

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Do not get me wrong.  I think it’s great that Britney is doing something with her life besides wasting her life chasing Frapps and driving around aimlessly buying lipsticks at Rite-Aid at 3AM.  She taught a class of 4-7 year-olds at Millennium Dance Studio, doing simple routines to songs like Madonna’s True Blue and Material Girl (I always liked that song) and spent time preparing for an upcoming music video and supposed world tour:

In addition to choreographed routines to vintage Madonna songs “True Blue” and “Material Girl” and “Holiday,” Spears – wearing ripped fishnets, red boy-shorts and a blue top – also allowed her pupils to free-style dance.

“She even played age-appropriate games in a circle, pretending to be a choo-choo train,” [director of Millennium Dance Studio Robert] Baker said. “Britney was just amazing with the kids and everyone ended up having a blast. At the end of the hour class, all the kids hugged Britney and she seemed very happy.” […]

The kids, aged 4 to 7, were selected from the studio’s junior program. “The parents gave their permission,” Baker said. “They were thrilled. One parent summed it up: ‘It’s a once in a lifetime event.’”

Well, maybe not. Spears had so much fun, “She asked to please teach a class tomorrow,” said Baker, a longtime Spears friend. “We plan to put together a group of about 20 kids for her.”

After the class wrapped up at 7 p.m., Spears – who has rehearsed at Millennium three times since Friday – spent another hour and a half working on a dance routine for her single “Hot as Ice.”

“She seems very focused about getting back into her old life,” said Baker. “[She’s] focusing her energy on creating and dancing.”


But wait, there’s more…

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Filed under: Boobage, Britney Spears, Huh?

01/08/2008 (8:39 am)

BRITNEY’S GOT A FLAT TIRE! BRITNEY’S HALF DRESSED! BRITNEY KEEPS WEBSITES STOCKED IN CAPSLOCK!

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I just came from a certain website, and from the capslock-filled titles you’d think WWIII had just been declared, or cancer had been cured, or Hollywood stars grew brains.  No, it’s just Britney Spears in the news again, this time driving half-dressed with a flat tire down Sunset.

It seems that she got a flat tire while out driving around with her assistant yesterday (didn’t she just get this car?  I assume they come with new tires?  I had tires put on my Jeep two years ago and have yet to flatspot a tire) and limped down the road at a whopping 5 MPH (what, she doesn’t have AAA?) before finally abandoning her car by the side of the road.  Apparently this little circus act caused quite the traffic gridlock, which finally ended with Brit’s car being towed by the police.  Why didn’t they arrest her for holding her son hostage the other night while they were at it?

After being taken home by a photographer (yes, and you can read about it here), she emerged in a different vehicle and went to her favorite haunt, the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills.  She apparently gave her keys to the photog so he could go get her car, but all to no avail, since the police had towed it.  She stayed for just a few minutes at the Four Seasons (wasn’t she just banned from there?) before heading off to the Peninsula, where she finally got a room.  A huge mansion and she has to spend her time at motels?

And why this girl feels like she has to spend her time in a motel is beyond me, but it could be just another byproduct of the bipolar disorder.  Plus, there have been rumors that certain illegal activities go on at the motels she likes to frequent, but they’re so far just rumors.  New pap boytoy Addon Somethingornuther was nowhere in sight…reckon he got his ’scoop’ and fled the scene?

No real reason for this post other than I’m just wondering how many times this train wreck has to wreck.

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Filed under: Boobage, Britney Spears

11/28/2007 (1:35 pm)

Has Victoria Beckham Downsized?

Did Mad Posh go under the knife and have a certain set of, um, assets downsized?  Or did she just forget her push-up bra at home?

Here is a shot of Mad Posh at the Dancing With The Stars finale:

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Another shot:

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Here she is at their concert about a week ago:

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And here is a picture of the chesticles in all their glory:

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Personally, I hope it’s true.  She looked too much like Strumpet Spice Barbie with those half-cantaloupes.  They hang correctly, they look nice.  At least now she looks relatively normal…well, as normal as she can look.

Now if she’d just smile more…

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Filed under: Boobage, Crimes of Fashion, Spice Girls, Victoria Beckham