Well, it seems Brad’s boys were up to the task, as Angie is once again with child. Though the couple has not made an official statement confirming they are pregnant, suffice it to say, the proverbial cat is out of the bag. There are other rumors she’s having twins.

Remind me to NOT drink the water in Hollywood. Seriously, are they growing a damn celeb army or something?

Here’s the handsome couple at the 2008 Film Independent’s Spirit Awards from earlier today. More pics after the jump.

But wait, there’s more…

We here at GlossLip are not immune to the plethora of lovey-dovey sentiments that rain down on Valentine’s Day (or, as it is more commonly known, The Day Card, Chocolate, And Flower Companies Recoup All Their Losses For The Year Day).  So, we decided to see just which Conversation Hearts our favorite celebs might be receiving this V-Day.

And yes, these are actual sayings off actual Conversation Hearts that I purchased at an actual store and am actually munching on now.  I have sat here and laboriously picked through them, searching for just the right ones, drawing from a bowl purchased specifically for this auspicious occasion.  Oh, the sacrifices I make for my art.

But wait, there’s more…

Whoever was in charge of scheduling this little party might find him/herself out of a job on Sunday, if the Battle Of The Century erupts on Saturday.  Yes, Hollywood’s weirdest triangle–Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Jennifer Aniston–is fixing to converge in one spot for one night only:

Angie and baby-daddy Brad Pitt are on the host committee of The Night Before—a charity event held the evening prior to the Academy Awards—but Brad’s ex-wife, Aniston, is also a hostesses with the mostest. If all parties show it cold be the climax to a colossal confrontation that began three years ago when Brad left Jen in 2005 claiming it had nothing to do with Mr. & Mrs. Smith co-star, spent the next several months denying he had any relationship with his Mr. & Mrs. Smith co-star, then proceeded to publicly, kiss, cuddle and raise half the world’s children with his Mr. & Mrs. Smith co-star. The two women have yet to meet since—yummy!

Well, well, well.  I wonder just how many Rolaids ol’ Brad has consumed since learning of this little date on his calendar.

Don’t get me wrong.  I’m not on Team Aniston, Team Jolie, or Team Pitt.  I think they’re all overpaid, narcissistic, self-important blowhards.  Between Angelina’s compulsion to adopt more children than most people give birth to in a lifetime (and apparently producing more of her own biological ones as well) and her conviction that she’s the only one who can save the world, Brad’s wishy-washy approach to life, marriage, his ex-wife, and his commitment vows, and Jennifer’s inability to move on already from a two-timing, lying, hit-with-the-ugly-stick loser (and I’m not talking about Vince Vaughn), they could all disappear into the background and I wouldn’t cry.

But wait…the Battle Of The Century may not happen after all:

The annual pre-Oscars party is being held this year on Saturday, February 23, at the pool at the Beverly Hills Hotel, and three of the event’s hosts are none other than Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. The event planner tells PageSix.com that all of the hosts have committed to hosting the fundraiser. However, don’t get too excited for the girls to finally throw down over Brad because Jen’s rep tells PageSix.com that she might not be able to attend.

Although her rep confirmed that Jen, who is currently filming Traveling in Vancouver, is on the host committee, the former Friends star “doesn’t know if her production schedule will allow her to attend.” Looks like we will have to wait and see what Jen — sorry, what her production schedule — decides.

Oh, come on, Jennifer.  You’ve played the “poor jilted woman” long enough.  You stay in a mindset, you start to believe it.  Stop wasting your time pining after a man who thought so little of your relationship that he succumbed to She Who Must Not Be Named’s magic vajayjay.  And if you really want a child bad enough, there are many children waiting to be adopted who would love a good home.

And Brad/Angelina?  Yeah.  Stop with the kids, already.  You have enough now.  Whatever Angelina is attempting to bandaid, she needs to work out some other way besides amassing a brood of children.  Oh, and tell Angelina she needs to stay home and actually take care of those kids.  But who am I?  I believe that if a celeb has a kid, they need to drop out of sight for eighteen years.

Not that it would be such a bad thing in this case.

Brad Pitt, the irrepressible do-gooder, was recently interviewed by CNN’s resident dinosaur, Larry King. Brad was discussing his recent humanitarian efforts in the 9th Ward of New Orleans. He is heading up a group which will be building 150 homes in the area after it was devastated by Hurricane Katrina in 2005.

Larry, who strikes me as more than a little senile, snuck in a zinger on Brad, when he asked a question about Brad getting emotionally involved with current girlfriend Angelina Jolie, while he was still married to ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. Above is video of the interview, including his snappy response to Larry. My question is, how stupid does Brad Pitt think we are?

Real, real stupid I guess.

Globe-trotting Angelina Jolie has gone to the corners of the world to highlight the plight of people in impoverished areas.  Just recently her travels took her to Western Sudan, just a stone’s throw away from her adopted daughter Zahara’s homeland of Ethiopia…and her natural mother.

What’s that, you say?  You thought little Zahara was an AIDS orphan, who’s mother died of the disease?  Well, think again, because her mother is alive in Ethiopia, and she is a bit puzzled as to why the world was told that she was dead:

The Mail on Sunday has discovered that not only is Zahara’s mother, Mentewab Dawit Lebiso, alive and well, but that the man who arranged Zahara’s adoption has been waging a campaign of threats and intimidation against her family.

When rumours surfaced last week in America that all was not as it appeared with the paperwork, the American headquarters of the international adoption agency Wide Horizons For Children initially insisted that Zahara’s mother was dead. And yet in Ethiopia, the man who brought Zahara to the agency knows Mentewab is alive and has been attempting to shut her up.

To make a long story short, Zahara was the product of an attack and rape in 2004, while her birth mother Mentewab was living at her grandmother’s house.  Her family disowned her when her pregnancy became obvious, and after the baby was born Mentewab and her mother lived with her uncle in a small, three-room hut with mud floors.  Times were tough as the young mother struggled to work while her mother looked after the baby.

Finally, things came to a head when the uncle asked them to move out.  Faced with a financial crisis and no food to feed her crying baby, in desperation and fear the young mother ran away and left the baby behind.  The grandmother had no money and helplessly watched as the baby got thinner and thinner.  Finally, after she became convinced the baby was near death’s door, she took her to the Kebele (the local council), told them her daughter had ran away, and asked them to please take the baby before she died.  She had to bring three witnesses to prove that the mother did in fact run away, and they all signed papers stating so.

A local man, Girma Degu, whom the grandmother had already been introduced to, agreed to take the baby to an orphanage.  He also agreed to bring her back for a visit, to send photos of her progress, and to introduce the grandmother to the family who would adopt the baby.  He followed through on none of these promises, and later when he told the grandmother that the baby had been adopted he warned her not to say anything to the journalists who would be coming around, other than to lie and say Zahara was not her granddaughter.

But wait, there’s more…

Jimmy Choos?  Manolo Blahniks?  Christian Louboutins?  Doesn’t matter.  They’re shoes.  Their sole purpose (pardon the pun) is to keep your feet off the hard ground, and (if you’re lucky) to keep your tootsies comfy.

Yet, even paying a zillion dollars for a pair of shoes won’t keep you from stepping in something you shouldn’t.

Yes, that’s Angelina Jolie with Brad Pitt at the London premiere of Beowulf.  And yes, that’s gum on her shoe.  Did it dry there?  Did they ruin the heel trying to scrape it off?

And this is why I wear crocs.

In an interview with Cosmo magazine (UK edition) actress and humanitarian Angelina Jolie goes on the defensive about her “bad girl” reputation.

Angelina Jolie is stunned by her man-eating reputation, insisting she has only ever slept with four men. The star claims she has only had sex with current partner Brad Pitt, former husbands Billy-Bob Thornton and Johnny Lee Miller and one other nameless man.

She tells Britain’s Cosmopolitan magazine, “It was never true. I had only slept with four men in my life - and I married two of them.”

While some may question the veracity of these statements, I choose to take them at face-value. But only if you do the math.

Statistics show that most people deflate the number of people they’ve slept with by a factor of 4, so that means she’s really slept with 16 men. But you also need to factor into the equation that people in Hollywood lie at a rate of 50%. Which in simpler terms, means they lie 50% of the time. So if we split the difference with Angelina and assume that this time she might be telling the truth, that means there is a 25% chance she is lying and so we must multiply the 16 men she’s slept with by .25%, which brings the number up to 20. Plus, there’s the additional factor that in Hollywood everyone’s slept with everyone, so for every one person you’ve slept with, you’ve really slept with approximately 500.

To further complicate matters, we must take into account Angelina’s past history of falsehoods and her pattern of truth-telling. Angelina claims to have not begun a relationship with Brad Pitt until he ended his marriage with Jennifer Aniston. But recently, Brad Pitt revealed that he went to Jennifer Aniston while the two were still a couple and asked her how she wanted to handle his “outside influence” with Angelina Jolie. While I am no relationship expert, I think it’s safe to assume that Brad was well aware of his attraction and compatibility with Angelina Jolie well before announcing to his wife of four years that he wanted out of his marriage so he could pursue a new relationship with Angelina.

Of course, this means that Angie and Brad were at an intimate enough level in their relationship for Brad to know he was no longer in love with his wife, and was in fact in love with Angie. In summary, Angie lied about having begun a relationship with Brad BEFORE he had ended his then current relationship with wife Jennifer Aniston.

Assuming you are still with me in all this complicated abstract algebra, what we know must resort to some very intense mathmatic theorems and so you will have to excuse me for a moment whilst I work this up on my chalkboard.

Ok, so if you multiply 20 by 10 and take the squareroot of that number which is then multiplied by a factor 50, carry the 4 and then divide that by 7…………

A ha, I have figure for you: 10000.

Yes that seems about right, Angelina Jolie has actually slept with 10,000 men, give or take a couple (this isn’t an exact science here folks). Wow, somehow that number seems spot on and just about what I’d expect out of the most beautiful, kind-hearted slut in the world.

Sweet mother of mercy, Angelina Jolie isn’t just a she-devil in the sack, she’s also a money-grubbing hellcat.

According to an article in the New York Daily News, Angelina was overheard speaking to a ‘tall, muscular male’ about her and her partner, Brad Pitt’s, divergent financial viewpoints. A source claims to have heard Ms. Jolie say the following while enjoying a glass of wine at the bar of the Waldorf Astoria in New York on Sept. 5:

“I won’t talk to Brad about this because you know how he is financially, which is stupid,” she said. “Someone has to make the big decisions, though. He’ll put money into things — but it’s bizarre! It doesn’t always make sense to me.”

“The reality is, we’re not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions. Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty.”

And so what can you say about that? Brad’s never been known for being a “real man of genius.” In fact, some might call him a dim-bulb. I for one, applaud Angelina’s heartless, cold and calculating scheming. Why should the father of her adopted children and a sometimes sperm donor be privvy to the financial empire she is planning to build without his knowledge. I mean, you heard Angie, Brad’s ‘finacially stupid.’

I mean other than making close to $175 million dollars in the last twelve years, clearly the guys a real money loser. Especially when you compare it to Angelina’s $59 million. I mean I can see her concern, particularly when you think about how she spends her cash:

“Save one-third, live on one-third and give away one-third.”

According to my calculations that means she’s worth about $17 million. And what of Brad’s investments and spending habits? Hmmm…his production company Plan B (the one he started with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston) produced Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, with the film grossing $473 million worldwide. Not bad for a day’s work. But then again, he also produced A Mighty Heart and allowed Angelina to play the lead instead of ex-wife Aniston, who was slated for the role, and that only grossed $9 million in the US. So, I can see what Angelina’s saying about Brad and him putting “money into things - but it’s bizarre.”

Clearly, Angie is the money wizard in this team, and by wizard I mean opportunistic beeyotch.

In Brad Pitt’s recent interview in Details magazine, the 43-year old actor reveals some inconvenient truths about Angie and that other chick he was with, what was her name? Jennifer Lopez? Jennifer Garner? No that’s not it, but whatever, who cares. Brad sure as hell doesn’t.

Brad offered some insight to where his mind was at when it ultimately succumbed to the wily ways of the vixen Jolie:

“I carried the standard cynicism. But it was also feeling like, I can’t sit on my couch anymore, I’m going crazy. This thing I’m doing with my life, it’s very nice. But it’s not doing it for me. (Trying to help the world is) something that brought Angie and I together certainly - she’s absolute evidence for me of someone facilitating changes for the better.”

Angie is also evidence that magical vaginas DO exist and aren’t some kind of fairy tales you read about in the back of a Penthouse.

So what ABOUT that other chick he was married to whom he unceremoniously dumped for his new unicorn of all poontang?

“Jen and I still maintain a deep friendship and have a lot of life together that isn’t erased in any way. I don’t know how better to have handled it…My view was, this is no one’s business in the end - at least in matters of the heart. So you need to protect all involved as much as possible…

I don’t know if that cooled things off or exacerbated them, but it was a thing I felt justly about at the time…

…Again, the thing guiding me then was you don’t know how many days you have and you need life to be everything you want it to be.”

If you read those two varied quotes, much can be gleaned from them. First off, he compares his life prior to Angie as one of sitting around on the couch languishing in a world of non-importance. It wasn’t enough to just sit back, smoke a spleef, hang with your homies and bang your hot actress wife, Brad wanted to save the world, one brown orphan at a time. Jennifer was clearly too pedestrian for Brad and his philanthropic needs. Surely it had nothing to do with Angelina Jolie putting some kind of voodoo hex on him with her ethereal hooha while brainwashing him with her smoke and mirror “Mother Theresa” routine.

Obviously, Brad feels guilty about dumping Jennifer Aniston, but not guilty enough to keep from comparing his old life, as some kind of never-ending pretentious dinner party– to his new life — as some kind ennobled journey of transcendent awakening. Honestly, if I were Jennifer, I’d prefer to think it was the call of the Angelina’s wild nethers, rather than some kind of spiritual deficiency on my part.

That’s really pretty insulting when you think about it. While we can never be sure, I’d be willing to bet that if Brad had gone to Jennifer and told her about his desire to change the world she would have stepped up to the plate with him, but clearly, he was already too ensconced into Angie’s world (and her vajayjay!)

As has now been plastered all over the blogosphere, Mrs. Jane Pitt (Brad’s mom) paid a visit to her ex-daughter-in-law Jennifer Aniston. The two had a cozy two-hour visit this past Sunday and are said to still speak on the phone frequently and visit with each other when they can.

While that in itself isn’t terribly strange, it certainly can’t make Brad’s current girlfriend and mother of his biological daughter, Angelina Jolie very happy.

What’s strange about this continued closeness is the lack of grandchildren to keep Jennifer and Jane tied to one another. Clearly, their bond is one that is genuine and unmarred by Jennifer and Brad’s divorce. It’s also not a stretch to assume that The Pitts feel a sense of betrayal towards Brad and Angelina for how Jennifer was treated. You can love your children and still find their behavior disappointing and unacceptable.

While we can’t know for sure how Jane Pitt justifies her relationship with her former daughter-in-law to the mother of her grandchild(ren), I have ZERO doubt that there is tension between Jane and Angelina - and definitely some unstated animosity.

I would also be willing to bet that Jane and Jennifer remain close not only because they love each other, but also to torture Angie and Brad, which in my cosmic world of karmic justice is completely fair and absolutely acceptable.

You can’t have your cake and eat it too Angie.

Photos and scoopage: Celebrity Babylon