You know how in the movie The Breakfast Club, Judd Nelson’s character tells Molly Ringwald’s character that some people have a fat person inside them just waiting to get out, and you can just tell by looking at them who those people are?  Well he must have been talking about Charlotte Church who is pregnant with rugby star Gavin Henson’s child.  While only four months pregnant in the above picture, it seems the singer has been using her pregnancy as an excuse to eat all of England. 

That is not a metaphor, seriously she’s been seen eating the white cliffs of Dover.  Which is tragic really, because those are very nice cliffs. 

I don’t normally make fun of fat people, but Charlotte Church is totally asking for it.  Below is another of Charlotte before letting the inner fat get out.