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10/02/2008 (7:13 pm)

Sarah Palin Reads All Periodicals, Declares Alaska Not A Foreign Country, Scares Rappers With Dumb Names

I am all sorts of school-girl-giddy waiting for tonight’s debate. I will even be skipping “Supernatural” (on the CW - hello DVR) to watch! I guess you could say I have a special fondness for “glittering generalities” and a woman who reads not just some periodicals, but “all of ‘em, and any of ‘em” which most likely include, “100 Recipes For Moose Jerky,” “Really Big Guns Quarterly,” “Dinosaurs and Other Mythical Creatures,” and definitely “Family Circle.” I kid, I kid.

Well, no I don’t, but I do mean it in good fun. Poor Sarah Palin, it’s not bad enough the woman is being run through the grist mill of the media, who are now overcompensating for the wildly inappropriate ass-kissing they gave her after the RNC, and are now making up for it by forcing her to talk to the condescending and self-important Katie Couric, but now she has to debate the loquacious Senator Joe Biden. On top of all that, she has Puff Daddy Diddy von P Diddler making fun of her, as if a man who can’t even stick with one dumb name and punches strangers in the face while trying to steal their girlfriend has any room to talk. He’s right about one thing, get out and vote on Nov. 4, it’s you civic duty regardless of who you vote for.

Can we get back to the issues already? Seriously people, we have real problems facing us besides Sarah Palin’s inability to name one periodical she’s read in the last 44 years of her life (besides all of ‘em.) Hey, as long as she’s reading Glosslip, she’s getting all the news that fit to read.

But only if she sticks to k’s stuff. I wonder if Ms. Palin was too embarrassed to list the sources she reads? If Katie Couric had asked me that question, first I’d probably challenge her to an arm-wrestling competition, but then I’d have to list them.

I wonder if the National Enquirer, Star Magazine and In Style count as publications that shape one’s world view?

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Filed under: Diddy, Politics, WTF?

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09/02/2008 (10:37 am)

Now Even Diddy Has To Fly Commercial…What Is The World Coming To?

Forget the middle class who have to struggle to both pay bills and put food on the table, forget single parents who can’t get insurance for their sick child, forget schools that have had to cut programs to make ends meet, forget the elderly who must make the choice between their medications and their rent, forget people who have to take a second or third job just to pay for their gasoline…P Puff Puffy Diddy Daddy Diddly Doobie Donut has to fly on a commercial airliner!

“Even your boy is being affected by gas prices!” Sean “Diddy” Combs said in the video (warning: salty language on the video), which was filmed at an airline gate as he entered a plane. “As you know, I do own my own jet and I have been having flying back and forth to L.A. pursuing my acting career. Now, if I’m flying back and forth like twice in a month, that’s like $200,000 or $250,000 round trip. I’m back on American Airlines right now. OK? Your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines.” [...]

In order to help the New York-based impresario keep up his presence in Hollywood, Diddy also begged his “Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters” to send him some oil for his jet before saying that him flying commercial proved that gas prices were too high.

“Look I’m at the gate right now,” he said. “We need to do something about, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.”

He earnestly looks into the camera and says, “This is really happening!”

Well now it’s gone too far. Gas prices and the economy have had me upset for quite some time, but now…now it’s all reached a head. What is this world coming to when a rap mogul such as Puffy P Duffy has to fly first class back and forth twice a week? Do you realize that he can’t sip his champagne in the privacy of his private jet any longer? Do you realize that he must breathe the same air as other passengers? The horrors!

He claims it is a joke, but the beast has been loosed and there is no turning back now. This just proves that the continuous torrent of indignity that has been dumped upon the American people must stop. When someone of the stature of Dingleberry P Puffmeister has to fly commercial, then it’s time to stand up and be counted. And I’ll get right to that, as soon as I figure out whether my budget will allow me to have ketchup soup or bologna sandwiches for supper this week. Hey, look what I found in the back of the fridge…a cheese slice that only has one hard spot!

(video NSFW)