I saw the above picture of 14-year old Ali Lohan (Lindsay’s little sister) and my eyes were offended in so many ways I wasn’t really sure where to begin. The fake orange tan, the too-much make-up, the arm-band tattoo, the black bra with white see through fishnet shirt, the bare midriff, or the blond prostitute standing next to her. Oh wait, that’s Dina her mother. My bad, or in this case, HER BAD. Seriously, how can one young gal go so wrong in so many different ways?

I blame her mother Dina, best known for pimping out her children in whatever way she can to keep herself relevant, and of course, in the best cougar-wear available.

Dina and Ali were judges at a dog costume contest and you have to ask yourself, how bad of a mother do you have to be to let your child, your young daughter, leave the house dressed like that? Also in consideration, how great of a momager can be when the best you can book for your talented kid is a dog costume contest?

I mean I know times are tough, but some standards would be nice. Poor Ali. Poor Lindsay. Poor dogs.

Of course, who am I to judge, Dina’s done such a great job with Lindsay.