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01/22/2008 (9:52 am)

Eva Longoria Parker Opens Big Mouth Concerning Husband Tony Parker’s Acting Skills

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And no, we’re not talking about acting in a movie or a television series, but on the basketball court:

The actress admits it’s tough watching her husband play for the San Antonio Spurs - because she never knows when he’s really hurt, and when he’s acting. She says, “Sometimes he acts to get the flagrant foul or, to sell the foul more, he’ll throw himself on the floor and really play it up more than what it is. “I really don’t know what the difference is so I’m like, ‘Stop laying on the ground if you’re not hurt. Just get up!’ He’s like, ‘Honey, I have to stay on the ground sometimes.’ “But I get really nervous, it’s nail biting.”

I can’t even type I’m laughing so hard.  Nothing like turning your wife loose with an interviewer.  I can just see her hollering at courtside:  “Oh honeybuns, are you really hurt this time or are you just faking again?  Hey, you big poopyhead, stop trying to take the ball away from Tony, it’s his turn to play with it!”

AHAHA HAHAHA AAAAHAHAHA…I need to lie down.

Those pops you just heard are Tony Parker’s teammates heads exploding.  Twice.

Posted by k
Filed under: Big Dummies, Eva Longoria, Sports, You Can't Fix Stupid

05/22/2007 (3:10 pm)

Good Basketball Player Still Marrying Slightly Less Good Actress

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A star basketball player on a world champion NBA team. A model slash actress on trashy prime time drama. Even eHarmony would have to agree that’s a perfect match. But even though the actress portrays a bride-to-be who threatens to call off her wedding, there’s no way her actual wedding, would … no … oh no!

Could it be? Oh no, the wedding of San Antonio Spurs’ point guard Tony Parker and Desperate Housewives minx Eva Longoria isn’t going to … wait, never mind.
But wait, there’s more…

Posted by Matt Sussman
Filed under: Eva Longoria, ManBalm