Rapper Foxy Brown’s “Shocking” Pregnancy Scam
Rapper Foxy Brown, who was sentenced to one year in the slammer for violating her probation on charges related to an assault on two manicurists back in 2003, is now stating that she is NOT pregnant, despite a courtroom proclamation to the contrary.
Foxy’s (aka Inga Marchand) rep released a statement. From the article:
In August, defense lawyers told the court that Brown was three months pregnant. But in a statement released Wednesday, her manager, Chaz Williams, said: “And to the pregnancy rumors, this is the official statement: She is not pregnant.”
Well, well, well, isn’t that SPECIAL. Foxy and her crack team of lawyers (yes, they’re on crack) must have cooked up that scam when they saw how well Nicole Richie was treated when revelations of her impeding pregnancy were revealed. The only difference is Nicole doesn’t go around ripping out weaves and busting acrylics on people’s faces. Judges can over look personal indiscretions and victimless crimes — but they generally frown upon violent outbursts that keep occurring. Foxy’s most recent fray occurred last month in Brooklyn, when she hit a women with her cell phone during an argument over the volume of music coming from Foxy’s vehicle.
You might recall that Foxy was also arrested earlier this year for a another fight which broke out in Florida at a beauty supply store. Girlfriend has some issues I’d say.
Worry not rap fans, Foxy isn’t letting this little set back keep her down. In addition to revelations of her non-existent pregnancy (no explanation given, and none needed) Foxy’s record label have announced that despite her lock-down, Foxy has a new album and it will be released while she’s in the slammer.
Brown herself didn’t address the issue of pregnancy in her statement about her new album, “Brooklyn’s Don Diva,” which is set for release Nov. 20. Her new single, “Don’t Surrender,” will be released to radio stations Thursday, Giovanna Melchiorre, a representative for the independent Koch Records, said.
Foxy released an uplifting statement about her incarceration:
“This is just a temporary situation,” Brown said in a statement. “I made my bed and have no problem lying in it. My will is steady. What doesn’t kill me will only make me stronger.”
Is Foxy channeling her inner Kanye? It only makes sense, considering her manager chose to channel his inner Outkast with this statment:
Before Friday’s hearing began, Brown asked Criminal Court Judge Melissa Jackson for a second chance and promised to straighten out her life. But Jackson didn’t budge.
“I’m not going to give you any more chances,” she told Brown.
Williams downplayed the ruling.
“I’m sorry Miss Jackson, we’re not impressed, and definitely not stopping musically,” he said.
I love when supposed professional people use humor to diffuse a situation. It’s so…well, professional.
Anyway, Foxy’s got some serious street cred. Unlike many of her male contemporaries, Foxy’s actually living the dream of ghetto life. She’s like some kind of hood hero. A crazy, unhinged, violent hero!
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