This is just a brief update, as k has already so eloquently pointed out the obvious, but I am so grossed out and outraged at Britney’s apparent and unrelenting need to disgust and appall the public that I had to say something.

X-17 has the pics of their favorite celeb in a most disheveled state of affairs. As k said, those pics are NOT SAFE FOR RETINAS. Oh, and the people at X-17 are vile pigs.

I understand accidents happen, sometimes they happen in public and without warning, but pray tell what was Britney thinking going out in a get up which left her lower quadrant bare and a bloody mess between her legs.

Jeebus, this really defies all laws of decorum and taste. Britney should be jailed for indecency. And wait until tomorrow (I will need to get my coffee-fueled sermon on, and it’s way too late for that) because I am going to go apesh*t on Osama Bin Loopy and Addon Douchebag.

Warning:  This is three minutes and twenty seconds of your life that you’ll never have back again.  Don’t watch and then say I didn’t try to warn you.

There’s really not much else I can say to set up this video.  It’s disturbing on more levels than I want to think about.  Wasn’t this guy’s (and I use that term very, very loosely) fifteen minutes up about thirty minutes ago?  (That’s right, Chris, only in your wet dreams are you a star.)

Somebody needs to tell him that the circus has enough freaks.

(thanks to the not-as-freaky-as-Chrissy Michael at dlisted)

Above is a Christmas family portrait of presidential candidate Republican Mike Huckabee. I don’t typically make fun of people just for being fat, but I will make fun of them for being total assplows. Having said that, Mike Huckabee and his big, fat and seemingly “special needs” son in the middle there are both total assplows.

Maybe you weren’t aware of Mike Huckabee and his bid to drive this country into the stone ages prior to the Iowa Caucuses? Well don’t feel bad. In a perfect world, Mike Huckabee would have remained hidden in his world of bigotry and hatred and leave us normal people alone. But, since we are in the midst of a presidential campaign all sorts of creepy crawlies are coming out of the floorboards, and it is our personal duty to do the Mexican hat dance and squash their skittering asses.

Perez Hilton has done his part to expose this filthy gutter-dweller for what he is, and since the mainstream media refuses to do their part now, I guess it’s up to us “bloggers” to do the dirty work.

Let’s break it down:

But wait, there’s more…

At the top of my Christmas list in BLACK BOLD LETTERS is: MORE PICTURES OF BRITNEY SPEARS’ ASS. And just in time and right on schedule, I got my wish. I also wished for bleach and forks to gouge my eyes out after viewing said pics, but Santa wasn’t feeling all that generous I guess. I think he’s had it with the attention whores of fame.

So here you go, pics of Britney showing her best feature, which just so happens to be a far site better than her face these days. Nothing like have your face bloated from Starbucks frappes, prescription drugs, heavy doses of Nyquil and whatever other crap Brit shoves in her gaping maw. This new lifestyle has done wonders for her skin. She’s a real beauty that Britney.

Pics courtesy of Dlisted, Wenn.

Wow.  I can remember staying up late, waiting to catch the video for Michael Jackson’s Thriller on Friday Night Videos (some of us were too poor for MTV).

And now there’s news that MJ is going to re-release Thriller, with some added bonuses:

A 25th anniversary edition of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” will be released on Feb. 12 by Epic/Legacy Recordings.

Recognized as the world’s biggest-selling album of all time, the deluxe edition will include the original album plus eight bonus tracks and a DVD featuring the short films/videos of “Thriller,” “Beat It,” and “Billie Jean” and his breakout performance of “Billie Jean” at the “Motown 25: Yesterday, Today, Forever” TV special.

Five of the new tracks have never been released: a Kanye West remix of “Billie Jean”; a new 2008 version of “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’” with Akon and will.i.am; will.i.am remixes of “The Girl Is Mine” and “P.Y.T.”; and “For All Time,” newly mixed and mastered by Jackson. The other bonus tracks are “Someone In The Dark,” “Carousel,” and the demo recording of “Billie Jean.”

Are you going to buy it?  I’m loath to give Michael any money, but the nostalgia factor alone makes it tempting.

Here’s a blast from the past for you…well, for those of you old enough to remember.  For those of you too young, sit back and watch MJ as he was cruising down the straghtaway just before he went round the bend.  Some sources cite November 30, 1982 as the release date, others cite December 1, 1982 (michaeljackson.com says December), but regardless of release date it remains Michael’s most popular album.

By now, anyone who follows celebrity news is aware Kanye West’s mother, Dr. Donda West, passed away this weekend from what appears to be post-surgery complications. Dr. West is said to have undergone liposuction surgery and breast reduction surgery, though the exact extent of surgeries has not been confirmed at this time.

What we do know is this: paramedics were called to the home of Dr. West on Saturday evening for what is being categorized as a “sick person” call. Sadly, paramedics were unable to revive her and West died that evening. Autopsy results are pending.

According to various reports at TMZ, Donda West had approached another plastic surgeon about performing this surgery on her in recent weeks, but was rejected over concerns he had about existing conditions. Clearly, this didn’t stop Dr. Jan Adams who DID perform the surgery and has quite a history of negative and damning legal complications on his medical record, as well as a DUI from 2006, and a medical claim that asserts he not only botched a surgery (he’s been hit with SEVERAL malpractice suits) but also sexually assaulted and impregnated one of his patients.

Seriously, this guy sounds like a death waiting to happen. Let’s take a look:

1 DUI
4 Malpractice suits (so far)
1 Sexual Assault charge (settled out of court)
1 Death

There are other charges which state Dr. Adams did not reveal ongoing or previous malpractice suits in his medical past and that’s part of one the suits against him. This man has no moral fiber of which I can detect and instead of showing some sense of remorse for the death of a patient in his care, he is deflected and defending himself against what he’s called a “sleaze” campaign by the doctor who REFUSED to perform the surgery originally on Dr. West. Which if you think about it fitting, because Dr. Adams is all sorts of sleazy. TMZ spoke with Dr. Adams:

Dr. Adams told TMZ her death, which followed a tummy tuck and breast reduction, was unforeseen and could have been caused by a heart attack, pulmonary embolism, or massive vomiting.

Dr. Adams tells us West consulted with him over a period of four months. He says she changed her mind numerous times, sometimes greenlighting the surgery and sometimes halting it.

As for the TMZ report that Beverly Hills doctor Andre Aboolian refused to conduct the surgery because of a medical condition that West had, Dr. Adams said of Dr. Aboolian, “He is sleazy and manipulating the truth to elevate his own importance.”

Dr. Adams says he did nothing wrong.

Yes, well even if he didn’t directly “DO” something to cause her death, he clearly ignored some pretty major health issues in West’s medical history. Which brings me to my most relevant concern, why are people so willing to go under the knife for elective surgery which may pose a serious threat to their health? Dr. West was an accomplished educator, author and manager for her son’s extremely successful career. Why would she risk all of that at age 58 just to have a smaller tummy and less voluminous breasts? There is no one answer, but I blame Hollywood and its facade of perfection. The pressure to be “perfect” coupled with unscrupulous doctors who are willing to prey on, and foster this sense of extreme insecurity are at fault.

What happened to exercise, healthy habits and focusing on what’s inside to improve your outward appearance and inward attitude? Society has given the impression that there is a quick fix for everything, and most often, there isn’t. Anything worth having will require hard work, dedication and a positive attitude - not elective, dangerous surgery performed by a doctor who cares little about the patient themselves.

My heart goes out to Kanye and his family. Surely he must not have been aware of the gravity of his mother’s situation and condition, or he would have stepped in and told her how beautiful she was and how proud he was of her just the way she is.

The buzz on the street is that Paris Hilton’s new film, a musical horror flick called REPO:The Genetic Opera is destined for the bargain bin of the dvd section at Wal-Mart. Based on the trailer, it’s like a cross between SAW and Phantom of the Opera, which from my viewing tastes, couldn’t be worse.

Which brings me to my next question. Who on earth watches these gory, vile films full of person on person violence? Don’t get me wrong, I like scary stuff. Seriously. In our house, we celebrate Halloween all month long, which includes monster movies, scary themed music, all the various campy films that embrace the spirit of Halloween.

But I really don’t understand why people want to fill their minds with images that are so violent in nature, only a mentallydisturbed person could truly appreciate them. Yes, I know these films are for the 18-25 set, but what the hell is wrong with the 18-25 set that they need to watch people being disembowled, dismembered and decapitated?

Sick and twisted. Of course, this is the same group of people who made Paris Hilton famous to begin with, so there you have it!

Just because I simply have to post something that isn’t Orlando Bloom, Britney Spears, or Iggy the dog.

It’s pretty sad that I’ve been reduced to this, but here you go.  I bring you Chris Crocker, all prettied up in his shiny finery, at the T-Mobile Sidekick LX launch.

Have fun, kids.  I’m going to go pour bleach in my eyes now.

I’m not even going to bother writing a post for this.  The clip speaks for itself.

Now, if you don’t mind, after watching this I have an appointment to get a shot.  I don’t know what kind, but it is the sort that should remove any sort of infectious disease I may have contracted from watching this clip.  And I also need a shower.  An hour-long, steaming hot shower, and I’m going to scrub with steel wool and Barkeeper’s Friend until my skin bleeds.  And then I’m going to rub antibacterial gel all over myself.  Yes, friends, after watching this I do feel just that dirty.

If I have any energy left, I may gouge out my eyes, because I never want to see this again.

You’ve been warned.

I know getting old happens to all of us, but what happened to Richard Grieco (remember 21 Jump Street?  mmm, Off. Booker) is not a raging case of the old, but rather a raging case of the “Hollywood.”

When Johnny Depp left 21 Jump Street to pursue a real acting career, the execs brought in Richard to fill his “hottie” spot for the young female demographics (of which I belonged, thank you very much). He wasn’t Johnny, but he sure knew how to work those eyebrows.

Then the “Hollywood” hit him. Don’t know what the Hollywood is? Well it consist of a toxic dose of coke, alcohol, skanky whores, neglect, straight to DVD movies, TV spots, living on the edge and most likely some botched plastic surgery.

Richard is 42 years old and looks beat down. Hard. Like with a bat to the face. This kind of thing is deserving of a strongly worded letter to someone. First Mickey Rourke and now Richard Grieco? For pete’s sake, is NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For proof that failure in Hollywood will make you ugly, here’s Johnny Depp, then 24 and now, at age 45. You do the math. Age has nothing to do with what’s happened to Richard.

Source: Dlisted