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03/13/2007 (3:34 pm)

Before The Gossip There Was Pansy Division

Many of the celeb sites keep blabbing on an on about the punk band The Gossip and their lead singer Beth Ditto.Â Beth is a big girl.Â A big girl who likes girls,Â which is totally fine with me, because I am not into girls.Â Â But since being gay is the new black, she and her band are totally the new thing.Â Um, ok. Are the other two members gay?

The Gossip’s alright, but they are hardly the first “gayish” band.Â I mean hello gay people, there have been others.Â Like Pansy Division.Â

Enjoy and embrace your gayness.Â Or embrace a gay person. But I would ask them first, or they might sue you.

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02/24/2007 (4:49 pm)

Justice League To Be A Major Motion Picture

Superman, Wonderwoman, Aquaman, Batman and the Flash are set to star side by side in a live-action film. Warner Brothers, drooling at the prospects of capitalizing on the popularity of comic book heroes on the silver screen, have greenlighted the project.

I think I just dropped a deuce in my pants. Can you imagine all that superheroness in one movie? We just bought the sleek and newly redone Justice League Seasons One and Two for my son. But seeing how he’s three and not old enough to appreciate the dark, brooding and sophisticated modern superheroes, I am the only one who is willing to watch them. Something about the vague lesbian nature of Wonderwomen makes me slightly uncomfortable.

Speaking of which, there is something very familiar about that Super Friends logo. Doesn’t GLAAD have that same logo? If not, they should totally borrow it. Look at them - all super-inclusive and whatnot. Heroes of all shapes, sizes, gender, species. Every damn color in the superhero rainbow.

Since I am total dork and have a son OBSESSED with superheroes, whether of the Marvel or DC variety, you know our asses will be all over it when it comes out.

I wonder if they will do a live action of the Ambiguously Gay Duo? Wait, wasn’t that called Broke Back Mountain?