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12/17/2008 (3:02 pm)

Paris Hilton + Gerard Butler = Trip To Clinic

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Rumors are surfacing that perpetual party-girl and human petri dish, Paris Hilton has set her sights on 300 star, Gerard Butler. Which seems odd, seeing as she’s a completely diseased waste of air and he’s a hot piece of manliness. Then again, if we’ve learned anything about celebrities, it’s that they’re STUPID.

The Daily Star, which isn’t exactly the most “reputable” source is stating that the two are an item and Paris, typically an attention-whore, is working hard to keep this fresh, new (well new anyway, Paris hasn’t been “fresh” in about 15 years) romance secret. Here’s the nonsense from the DS:

PARIS Hilton’s vow to stay single after splitting from Benji Madden last month is proving a hard promise to keep.

We’re not surprised to hear she’s been getting cosy with acting Scotburger Gerard Butler, 39. So cosy, in fact, she calls him Braveheart.

The pair went to elaborate lengths to avoid being pictured together at LA’s Bar Deluxe.

However, we’ve heard Paris, 27, is also receiving courtly advances from a hunky billboard model.

We admire her work.

Braveheart huh? Well that makes sense. More like Bravepenis if you ask me. You know what all this means? Another one bites the dust. The problem with Paris, of which there are many, is she is a diseased piece of trash. And once you’ve sifted through trash, you then end up smelling like garbage. So now, my fantasies of Gerard and I someday meeting and sharing a frosty cocktail and a few laughs are over, unless of course I wear a hazmat suit and bring a can of Raid.

Let’s file this under: PLEASE LET THIS BE BS and call it a day.

Posted by D
Filed under: Attention Whores, Gerard Butler, Paris Hilton, Uncategorized

04/10/2007 (1:44 pm)

Naomi Campbell and Gerard Butler Trying To Keep Romance Secret?

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If the rumors of violence-prone model Naomi Campbell dating 300 actor Gerard Butler are true, then I will have finally found the inspiration I need to begin my new binge and purge diet.  Nothing makes me want to hurl more than the thought of that foul, wretched, vicious she-beast Naomi getting busy with the beautiful and exquisite Gerard Butler. 

This article has the details that have sparked the rumors:

The couple, who attended the Sony Ericsson Open tennis finals in Miami last week (begs02APR07), are reportedly desperate to keep their alleged relationship under wraps. An eyewitness tells The Scoop, “(Campbell) came out of the hotel first and got into a waiting SUV (Sports Utility Vehicle). “Then a few minutes later, Gerard came out and got into the vehicle. And when they arrived back, they got out of either side of the vehicle and went into the hotel separately.”

Maybe they were merely sharing a ride.  Let’s hope so, because if I find out that Naomi has been sullying my Gerard, she’s gonna get a taste of her own medicine.  This “domestic helper” fights back and I use ninja stars and numb chucks, not cellphones and Blackberries. 

Watch your back you crazy beeyotch.

Posted by D
Filed under: Gerard Butler, Hookups, Hos