Look, I’m a woman, and I know what Lindsay’s doing with her eyes. That is one intense look and it has nothing to do with Cinco de Mayo or Hold The Mayo or Pass The Miracle Whip (okay, maybe the last one, a little bit, as long as you aren’t out in the sun):
Lauren [Conrad] and Lo looked particularly sloppy and Lindsay, well….rumor is that she was trying to cozy up to Joel [Madden], despite having her weird non-girlfriend Samantha Ronson by her side.
Good night. Is there anything walking with a penis that Lindsay won’t try to bonk? Never mind that Joel is supposedly in a committed relationship with Nicole Ritchie and that he has a new baby at home…this girl is honing in on her prey. I just hope he’s got some Germ-X in his pocket before he takes something home to Harlow. Don’t let Nicole see this pic…she’ll kick his butt and then not eat for a month. (No, I’m not trying to be mean.)
And shame all over Joel for ever allowing himself to get in that situation to start with. He should know better than that. Of course, it is Lindsay…I guess the alluring, musky scent of fake tanner and cigarettes is just too much for any red-blooded male to overcome. So can he really be blamed for that goofy look on his face? He’s just a man. Just a mortal man.
I’ll bet “Top Mom“ Dina is so proud right now. Happy Mother’s Day!
Apparently Brooke Hogan can’t apply her own suntan oil, so she has daddy Hulk do it for her. I take it they didn’t read my post the other day about the dangers of being fair and getting too much sun. Oh yeah, and this is just creepy to look at.
Very few photos make me literally jump with surprise and fright, but these did.
Apparently Brooke got over her feelings of betrayal that her daddy was boinking her best friend…
They seem to be doing pretty well at playing happy families, although perhaps they should have taken this scene indoors.
What else can I say about these? I need to go wash out my eyes with some Mercurochrome or something.
When will these people learn? (Probably never, because if they did we’d all be out of business.) Richie Sambora, lead guitarist for Bon Jovi and two-time rehabber, was busted for DUI:
Law enforcement sources tell us the Bon Jovi guitarist was pulled over by the Laguna Beach PD just before 11:00 PM last night. Cops say they observed him driving erratically in a black Hummer and pulled him over. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained for DUI.
At the station, a cooperative Sambora opted to take a blood test rather than blow into a breathalyzer. Laguna Beach PD tells TMZ there’s no indication of drugs.
But the hits just keep coming…there was a mysterious woman and not one, but two juveniles in the vehicle, one of which was Richie’s daughter with Heather Locklear, Ava:
Richie Sambora was busted for DUI with his 10-year-old daughter Ava in the car, along with another juvenile and another adult — a woman. If Sambora was driving drunk, he could be charged with endangering the two kids.
Police sources tell us Sambora has not been charged with endangerment but the Laguna Beach P.D. is “actively investigating.”
And, police sources say, after Sambora was busted, the cops called Heather Locklear, Ava’s mom. We’re told Heather authorized the woman in the car to drive her daughter home.
It never ceases to amaze me how the rich and famous can continuously, repeatedly, and so thoroughly screw up their lives. Why do we have all these celebs being popped for DUI, when they can, oh, I don’t know…AFFORD A DRIVER??? If nothing else, the woman in the vehicle should have refused to get in with those two girls as long as Richie was behind the wheel. It’s called “being a responsible adult,” and these people might try it sometime. I hope they bust her too, for just being stupid enough to get in the vehicle.
It sounds like he needs some more time in rehab. Richie, dude, get help. Drinking and driving is no joke. Maybe the third time will be a charm, but keep trying until it works.
If he needs help, I sincerely hope he gets it, because we definitely do not need any more stories like this.
Oh, in case you’d forgotten, Richie left Heather Locklear, Ava’s mommy, for her then-BFF, Denise “Someone’s tampered wit da bawwwwwwmb” Richards. That woman sullies everything she gets her hands on! She’s poison, I tell you, poison! (don’t forget the boycott!)
Whatchoo gonna do, brutha, when your thang on the side tells all about you!
It’s bad enough when your father decides to do a little boinking on the side, it’s worse when it turns out to be one of your friends. That’s the dilemma facing Brooke Hogan, because it seems her father, famous wrestler/reality TV star/permissive overindulgent father Hulk Hogan, did just that:
According to a tabloid report, Hulk Hogan, who is divorcing Linda Bollea after nearly twenty-five years of marriage, cheated on his wife with a female friend of his teen daughter Brooke.
Thirty-three year old Christiane Plante, who worked with nineteen year old Brooke on her 2006 LP, has confessed to her affair with the fifty-four year old dad of her friend in a snitching report with The National Enquirer.
Christine claims the affair took place in 2007 while the family was shooting their VH1 reality show Hogan Knows Best:
“My relationship with Terry began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong. Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions. I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”
Hopefully the money she received for the interview she did with the National Enquirer will ease the pain she feels. After all, nothing says “I’m sorry for banging your dad” like a few hundred thousand dollars worth of tell-all interview. Unless it’s chocolates.
According to Perez, Brooke is rather upset about the whole thing:
Apparently Brooke is so distraught, she has even posted this ominous entry on her official blog.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
hey….
Current mood: distressed
Category: Life
I’m going through one of the hardest issues i’ve ever had to deal with in my life…please keep me and my family in your prayers…. I’m continuing work in the studio… I’m sure my writing will reflect my state of mind at the moment. I need all the support i can get. thank you…
love you much,
b
Wonder what she’s referring to????
We’re there for ya Brookie!
Update: Brooke also posted the following blog but later deleted it!!!!!!
Saturday, February 23, 2008
i never thought…
Current mood: sad
Category: Life
When your best friend and one of your closest family members that you have loved unconditionally since your first day on this earth, betrays you together, you could MAYBE find it in yourself to forgive one day… but you will NEVER forget the hurt they caused you and how it hurt the people who mean the most to you…its the worst feeling in the world to be betrayed. And worse to know you can never trust the one you should be able to…
“I never thought.” Yeah, let’s stop right there, because that seems to be the motto of the Bolleas. Maybe they should engrave that on the family crest, along with two crossed muscular arms, a wrecked automobile, a crushed beer can, a bottle of spray-tan, and a syringe of steroids.
Seriously…after all those steroids over the years, having an affair with the Hulkster is probably like trying to get it on with a jellybean.
Whoever was in charge of scheduling this little party might find him/herself out of a job on Sunday, if the Battle Of The Century erupts on Saturday. Yes, Hollywood’s weirdest triangle–Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Jennifer Aniston–is fixing to converge in one spot for one night only:
Angie and baby-daddy Brad Pitt are on the host committee of The Night Before—a charity event held the evening prior to the Academy Awards—but Brad’s ex-wife, Aniston, is also a hostesses with the mostest. If all parties show it cold be the climax to a colossal confrontation that began three years ago when Brad left Jen in 2005 claiming it had nothing to do with Mr. & Mrs. Smith co-star, spent the next several months denying he had any relationship with his Mr. & Mrs. Smith co-star, then proceeded to publicly, kiss, cuddle and raise half the world’s children with his Mr. & Mrs. Smith co-star. The two women have yet to meet since—yummy!
Well, well, well. I wonder just how many Rolaids ol’ Brad has consumed since learning of this little date on his calendar.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not on Team Aniston, Team Jolie, or Team Pitt. I think they’re all overpaid, narcissistic, self-important blowhards. Between Angelina’s compulsion to adopt more children than most people give birth to in a lifetime (and apparently producing more of her own biological ones as well) and her conviction that she’s the only one who can save the world, Brad’s wishy-washy approach to life, marriage, his ex-wife, and his commitment vows, and Jennifer’s inability to move on already from a two-timing, lying, hit-with-the-ugly-stick loser (and I’m not talking about Vince Vaughn), they could all disappear into the background and I wouldn’t cry.
But wait…the Battle Of The Century may not happen after all:
The annual pre-Oscars party is being held this year on Saturday, February 23, at the pool at the Beverly Hills Hotel, and three of the event’s hosts are none other than Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. The event planner tells PageSix.com that all of the hosts have committed to hosting the fundraiser. However, don’t get too excited for the girls to finally throw down over Brad because Jen’s rep tells PageSix.com that she might not be able to attend.
Although her rep confirmed that Jen, who is currently filming Traveling in Vancouver, is on the host committee, the former Friends star “doesn’t know if her production schedule will allow her to attend.” Looks like we will have to wait and see what Jen — sorry, what her production schedule — decides.
Oh, come on, Jennifer. You’ve played the “poor jilted woman” long enough. You stay in a mindset, you start to believe it. Stop wasting your time pining after a man who thought so little of your relationship that he succumbed to She Who Must Not Be Named’s magic vajayjay. And if you really want a child bad enough, there are many children waiting to be adopted who would love a good home.
And Brad/Angelina? Yeah. Stop with the kids, already. You have enough now. Whatever Angelina is attempting to bandaid, she needs to work out some other way besides amassing a brood of children. Oh, and tell Angelina she needs to stay home and actually take care of those kids. But who am I? I believe that if a celeb has a kid, they need to drop out of sight for eighteen years.
Not that it would be such a bad thing in this case.
Poor Blake Whatever-Whatever. Here he is sitting in jail, looking at a huge sentence for trying to pervert the course of justice, and the only light he has in his life is his beautiful, gorgeously attired, demure, faithful little wifey, Amy Winehouse, who at this very moment is at their marital home composing long love letters and making gingerbread cookies to give to Blakey so he can have something to fill his long, empty days in solitary confinement.
Oh wait.
Rumor has it that Amy, who was recently cleared of any charges relating to the $200,000 USD allegedly offered to the victim in her husband’s case (apparently you can give your pals money for bribery, if you don’t know beforehand what they’re going to use it for, and if you think Blakey has that sort of cheddar sitting around then I’m Eleanor Roosevelt), has been chumming around with an old flame in the Caribbean:
Friends said that George, who lives with his girlfriend in East London, was with Amy for the first part of her holiday. She is now staying at singer Bryan Adams’s house in Mustique.
“Amy loved having George on holiday with her,” a source close to the drug addicted singer said last night.
“She absolutely adores him and they had a great time larking around in the sun.
“She has been speaking to Blake when she can and making out that she has not been having a great time.
“She doesn’t want to rub it in that she’s having fun while Blake’s in a cell.
“The truth is Amy and George have been having a blast. They used to date and had a very passionate love affair. They are still very close, Amy wouldn’t have invited him otherwise.”
Amy and George, who works for a music-management company in Central London, were briefly linked two years ago. They were photographed kissing passionately in the back seat of a car at an after-party following the Brits.
Hmm. Apparently the cat is away and the mouse is playing. While Blake languishes in solitary, Amy frolics on the beach after dodging a very close bullet…with an old boyfriend, nonetheless. Now, I know that two people can be friends and there be no sexual involvement or hanky-panky. I’m just saying.
And look at Amy in that photo above! It was taken a few years ago, as she was first hitting the big time. Doesn’t she look great? Just the one tattoo on her arm, no big pieces of jailhouse-style artwork with horseshoes and naked women adorning her biceps, and no button-down pocket on her boob that announces “Blake’s”. The eyeliner is toned down and she looks healthy. Oh, for the good old days.
Brad Pitt, the irrepressible do-gooder, was recently interviewed by CNN’s resident dinosaur, Larry King. Brad was discussing his recent humanitarian efforts in the 9th Ward of New Orleans. He is heading up a group which will be building 150 homes in the area after it was devastated by Hurricane Katrina in 2005.
Larry, who strikes me as more than a little senile, snuck in a zinger on Brad, when he asked a question about Brad getting emotionally involved with current girlfriend Angelina Jolie, while he was still married to ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. Above is video of the interview, including his snappy response to Larry. My question is, how stupid does Brad Pitt think we are?
Jessica Seinfeld has a new book out. Who’s Jessica Seinfeld? Jerry’s wife of course!
For those who don’t remember, Jessica was married for approximately one month to her first husband, Eric Nederlander, a Broadway producer. Then within about three weeks of returning from her honeymoon in Italy with Eric she began seeing Jerry Seinfeld. Nederlander’s family, like Jerry Seinfeld, is has a lot of money, sadly for Eric, just not ENOUGH money for Jessica, who must have been embarrassed by how little money, as she traded up for a much higher level of wealth by marry Jerry Seinfeld.
Jessica and Jerry met while both were members at a hoity-toity health club facility called Reebok Sports Club in New York. She and her husband called it quits not long after Jessica and Jerry met. J and J were married in November of 1999. Jessica was married to her first husband in 1998. What a lucky mother Jessica has to have the good fortune of planning two gala nuptials within almost a year of each other! Oy gevalt!
Yes, all that historical sluttiness aside, we fast forward to now and Jessica is whoring her book Deceptively Delicious to the masses. The premise is about a mom’s futile attempts to get her family to eat healthy, so she decides to start lacing their food with so-called vitamin packed wholesome goodness. I prefer rat poisoning, but whatever works for you.
Of course Oprah, suck up to the stars, had Jessica on her show to further illustrate how the rich and powerful help the rich and powerful stay that way. Predictably, Jessica’s book became a hit. All was good for the Seinfelds until a woman named Missy Chase Lapine, who’d written a book called The Sneaky Chef complained of plagerism.
Jessica’s been defending herself all about town these days, and recently did so on “The View,” showing us the classic body language of a liar. You can watch the video here. Jessica deflects accusations of plagiarism by being passive aggressive:
“I can understand why she would be upset. You know, first of all when you have a huge success, you know this, people tend to look for the cracks, anything that would break you down a little bit. There’s always negative where there’s positive. This was such an immediate success, this book, that I think people were looking for things to pick a part, but I can understand why she would’ve been frustrated.”
Then as a final nail in her guilty-conscience coffin, she goes on the offensive (and I mean offensive), by basically saying she’s so rich she didn’t need to do the book and so therefore she couldn’t have stolen this woman’s idea (not to mention several almost identical recipes):
“She did a book with a similar topic a few months earlier and it must have been hard for her to see how quickly my book took off. I never saw her book or her recipes. Never as a person would I do something like what I was accused of doing. I mean, I really didn’t need to do this book”
To make matters even more obnoxious, Jerry’s going around calling this woman a whacko and making fun of her. Classy Jerry, really classy. I was never a huge Seinfeld fan, but his growing arrogance and contemptible behavior are really starting to wear thin.
Do us a favor Seinfelds, go hide out in your ostentatious Hampton home nursing your guilty heart on the wine of your fermented tears. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! Thanks D-Listed!
Lindsay, bless her little sober-living heart, can still work the “hooker chic” like nobody’s business. She is wearing those boots like a ten-cent whore and she looks AWESOME. And by awesome I mean, rested, totally sober, still deeply insecure and desperately seeking the approval of men. Which may explain why she chose to hook-up with drug addict snowboarder Riley Van Giles, who just so happened to have a fiancee.
Well, at least that’s what a woman named Breanna Tierney is telling the National Enquirer.
The 21-year-old star — who checked into the Cirque Lodge facility in late July after being arrested for DUI and cocaine possession — began a steamy affair with fellow patient Riley, charges Breanna.
“Riley went into rehab to get his life together and in the process meets Lindsay and ruins my life…”I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up.
“She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying to be my friend. It didn’t seem sincere at all.
“A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted to ‘take a break.’ I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay.”
Breanna, 22, goes on to say she had been there for Riley as he struggled with addiction as well as a string of arrests for various felonies including; possession of a controlled substance by misrepresentation, fraud, DUI, and prescription forgery. Bree also states that Riley proposed to her three years ago, but unfortunately it didn’t count because he gave her a cheap-ass cubic zirconium engagement ring. From her harrowing tale:
“I’ve stuck by Riley through the good and the bad. We lived together for three years and planned on being together forever. But when he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in one of the stairwells at Cirque — that was it, we were done.
Lindsay has no morals and needs some serious help — besides drug rehab — for all her other problems.”
Besides his drinking and drugging, Breanna had overlooked other signs that her “Mr. Right” was “Mr. Wrong.” She was stunned to discover Riley had given her a fake diamond engagement ring. “I went to get it repaired because some of the diamonds fell out,” she recalled. “I wanted to scream when the jeweler told me the stones were cheap cubic zirconias.”
Breanna with Riley, the fake engagement ring giver
If you ask me, Breanna should send Lindsay a “thank you” note and wash her hands of the matter and move on. Any POC guy who gives you a fake diamond ring is NOT worth fighting over and should be kicked to curb unceremoniously.
And honestly do you really want some guy whose been with Lilo? That’s damaged goods, that is.
Is Lindsay’s taste in men still as questionable after rehab as it was before? Don’t they have a twelve-step program to help you deal with how not to break up other’s relationships? I don’t know, but reports have surfaced that Lindsay’s new man, Riley Giles, just might be a two-timing douchebag:
Lindsay Lohan may be done with drugs and drink, but she’s sure not done with scandal! Us Magazine is reporting that Lindsay’s not-so-secret rehab boyfriend Riley Giles left his fiancee for the embattled actress - and even made the poor girl find out about it via the tabloids! “Riley just stopped calling Bree [Tierney, Giles’ former fiancee] and never told her about Lindsay,” the magazine quotes the fiancee’s mom as saying. “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”
“We started out as friends,” explains Lindsay, who sat down for an exclusive interview with In Touch in Utah. “We met about two months ago while doing activities at Cirque. We both enjoyed rock climbing,” she says. Their romance started slowly, says Lindsay, 21. “We waited until we were both out of treatment because it made more sense.”
Riley, 25, a professional snowboarder who is remaining in Utah, had been dating a girl named Bree Tierney when he met Lindsay, but he denies that Lindsay caused their split. “I broke up with Bree a week before I started dating Lindsay,” he told In Touch. “We had dated for almost two years, but it’s not like we were engaged or anything.”
Of course, to most women, if you’ve been dating for two years, she’s already got the lavish wedding planned out, her ovulation charted for the next ten years to space out the kids, which job you’re going to grow old prematurely at, which house you’re going to grow distant from each other in, and which minivan you’ll be buying shortly after you get back from the honeymoon.
But who knows…maybe he did give his former flame the impression that they would someday get hitched. It wouldn’t be the first time a man said something to a girl that he didn’t quite mean (but maybe meant at the time, when the blood wasn’t flowing to his brain). And maybe they were offically engaged. At this point, it’s speculation.
I just hope that Lindsay isn’t basing too much of her recovery on this relationship. If it doesn’t last (and my money is on about five months from………………………..now), I hope that she’s strong enough to keep her rehabilitation going and herself clean and sober. There’s a reason why they tell you not to get into a relationship for a year after completing rehab.
Personally, I don’t like his shoes. I’ve never liked that floppy, untied, skater shoe look.
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