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12/10/2007 (9:57 pm)

David Beckham In His Y-Fronts, For Those Of You Who Like That Sort Of Thing

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No pun intended.

David Beckham is now the new face, and a few other things, of Emporio Armani Underwear and has completed one of the modeling shoots, which will be debuting in Vanity Fair in February.

Now, I have to admit, I’ve never quite understood the appeal of Davey boy.  Too many tats, too much metrosexualness, too much Posh p*ssywhippedness.  I don’t think I’d like a guy who dresses better than I do.  And he probably smells like Instinct (which is nasty, stinky stuff).

I do have to say, however, that this photo holds a certain appeal for me.  I can’t quite put my finger on it, though.  I’ll just sit here and stare at the photo until it jumps up at me.

No, give me a minute, it’ll come to me eventually.

Okay, you can go away now.  I’ll let you know when you can return.

Posted by k
Filed under: Crimes of Fashion, Fresh Dose Of Hotness, Junk, Posh and Becks

11/12/2007 (3:50 pm)

Justin Timberlake Forgot The Gift Wrap

To celebrate D’s return from Vegas, here is a little photo, just for you!

Here is JT, celebrating his manboobage with the folks by a Sydney pool.

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He seems to have lost his box, however.

Posted by k
Filed under: Crimes of Fashion, Divas, Indecent Exposure, Junk, Justin Timberlake

10/27/2007 (9:56 pm)

Holy Beef Jerky, Batman! Brody and Frankie Go To Hollywood

I’m going to admit that I barely know who these guys are (Brody is the son of perpetually surprised Olympian Bruce Jenner), so go ahead and laugh at me now.  Apparently, that’s Brody on the left and Frankie on the right.

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I just wanted to say that perhaps the wrong guy dressed up as Batman.

Posted by k
Filed under: Crimes of Fashion, Fug, Indecent Exposure, Junk, Reality TV Stars