Just for D, here’s some Justin, minus his box.

Enjoy Justin channeling his inner John Holmes in the upcoming Mike Myers film The Love Guru.

TGIF!

To celebrate D’s return from Vegas, here is a little photo, just for you!

Here is JT, celebrating his manboobage with the folks by a Sydney pool.

He seems to have lost his box, however.

Much has been made about the Britney Spears/Justin Timberlake connection. The two former Mouseketeers dated for four years, until their breakup in 2002. The aftermath is legendary. Justin went on to make his first solo album, parting from boy-band N’Sync. His debut, the highly successful Justified, reveals Timberlake used that album to tap into the essence of his heartbreak, and it must have been a cathartic release in which to channel his creative talent. Few doubt that “Cry Me A River,” the first single off of Justified was a response to the bitter ending of his first serious relationship. It would seem the breakup affected him more than Britney — at least at the time. Britney, as we know went on to marry her back-up dancer Kevin Federline. Sadly, we all know the result of that disastrous union.

The video below (set to Fergie’s “Big Girl’s Don’t Cry”) is one person’s interpretation of those events and it just sort of touched me as a poignant object lesson: you don’t know what you got til it’s gone. Within her relationship with Justin, Britney seemed to glow from somewhere inside. It’s as though she aspired to greatness knowing that she was truly loved by Justin, and the transformation she’s undergone since her union with K-Fed is just as marked. Even Britney’s beauty suffered great costs. In the last three years she has aged almost ten years. Instead of looking like the nubile princess of her early 20’s (she’s only 25), she looks like a 35+ mom whose been rode hard, put away wet.

Maybe I am just a romantic at heart, but it feels like Justin could heal all of Britney’s wounds and put her broken mental state back together. Unfortunately, Justin likely views his ex-girlfriend as too damaged to even bother with. Nevertheless, he still proclaims to have love for her in his heart. Say what you want about celebs, there is something quite genuine about Justin’s unwillingness to pile on the Britney bashing bangwagon, this, despite persistent rumors their breakup was caused by her cheating ways. Oh, and we can’t forget all those songs he’s written which ostensibly could be about their relationship.

It’s sad to see Britney now. The once charming and beautiful entertainer’s light has dimmed considerably and you can’t help but wonder if she wishes she’d stayed true to her first love. We can all take a glimpse of what “was,” but it makes the reality of what’s been lost since Britney’s decided to throw it all away, that much more heartbreaking.

Justin Timberlake just can’t seem to keep himself out of the papers lately.  When he’s not busy getting double-teamed by hotties Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johannson, he’s being used by the Grammy’s for ratings and then getting stiffed on an award.

Now the singer has admitted to “begging the director” of Black Snake Moan, Craig Brewer, to edit out shots of his naked behind during scenes where he and co-star Christina Ricci are engaged in some love-making.  As reported in Starpulse blog:

Timberlake says, “The sex scene was pretty hot. I’m not going to say it doesn’t feel weird pretending to f#$% someone in front of a man with a sound boom, though. One of the first conversations I had with the director was about nudity. In the first cut you could see my ass but I had a word and that’s now out.”

I’m not sure what his opposition is to having his naked bottom exposed - unless his sexyback ain’t so sexy, if you know what I’m sayin.  In any case, Timberlake has recently come under fire for comments he made during an interview for Details magazine ranging from complaining about his appearance on the Grammys to all the attention that gets paid to his personal life. Here’s a sample of what he said that’s had people talking.

Justin on celeb gossip:

“I despise what they do. They create soap operas out of people’s lives. … It’s a spin game, and I choose not to take part in it.”

On talking smack about his exes Cameron and Britney:

“I would never say anything bad about anyone. I love a lot of those people.”

His take on being considered a pop artist by the Grammys peeps:

“I tried so hard to be an R&B artist and it was the pop album of the year. … That’s the last thing I wanted. But I was like, `So everyone considers me a pop artist? … I’m going to do whatever I want to do.”

My advice to Justin is to accept that he’s a pop artist and there’s nothing wrong with that.  I also suggest that if you are going to brag about bringing “sexy back”  you best be willing to show me what those other’s lack.  Get my drift JT, now let’s just see you drop those skivvies boy.

While most of the celeb sites are covering lame stuff like Britney’s divorce settlement, Courtney Love and Rosie O’Donnell, we here at Glosslip know what’s HoFizzle vs. BloFizzle and it’s Nickelodeon’s 2007 Kids’ Choice Awards hosted by the omnipresent Justin Timberlake, tomorrow night, March 31st at 8:00pm on where else?  Nickelodeon.

Think nothing exciting happens at a kid’s awards show?  Ha! I present you with this pic of Lindsay Lohan at last year’s show, but don’t expect to see Lindsay Lohan on this year’s show - this is for kids, not panty-less drunks.

This year’s line-up has a host of huge stars presenting, performing and participating.  Gwen Stefani will be performing her hot single “Sweet Escape” with Akon and Maroon 5 will be singing “Makes Me Wonder,” the single off their new album titled, It Won’t Be Soon Before Long. 

Ryan Seacrest will be reporting on a new, breathtaking, never-before-attempted World Record Slime Stunt featuring bungee jumping.  How hot is that?!?!  Some of the guests slated to be on the show is a who’s who of who’s hot: Will Ferrell, Nicole Kidman, Steve Carrell, Jessica Alba, Nelly, Ciara, Ben Stiller, Queen Latifah, Jamie Lynn Spears, Drake Bell and many, many more.  For the entire list of guests, go here.

The Kid’s Choice Awards are still open for voting, but time’s running out.  This link will take you to the list of nominees and you vote for your favorite stars and shows. 

I wonder who will get slimed this year.  Too bad Paris Hilton wasn’t invited.  Although…if you are made of slime does it still count if you get slimed?  Hmmm… I will have to ponder that some more.