Nic Cage Wins, Kathleen Turner Liar, Needs Estrogen Replacement Therapy
Crazy bitch is crazy.
A while back a story emerged about Nic Cage which was excerpted from a new autobiography from Kathleen Turner, Send Yourself Roses. Kathleen holds a special place in my heart because a.) her voice is deeper than mine (and that folks is SOMETHING) and b.) she’s a crazy bitch.
Kathleen accused actor Nic Cage of stealing someone’s dog, but that’s not all. She also accused him of being arrested for TWO DUI’s. Cage’s “solicitor” in this case in a London court revealed the lies:
Neither Hollywood actor was at London’s High Court for the hearing, where Cage’s solicitor Simon Smith told the judge that Turner’s claims were utterly false.He said an extract of the book Send Yourself Roses, which appeared in the Daily Mail in January, described their experience of working together on the movie Peggy Sue Got Married in 1986.
Turner, 53, stated that her 44-year-old co-star was “arrested twice for drunk-driving and, I think, for stealing a dog. He’d come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.”
So basically, she just made this stuff up? Ok, the DUI thing I can understand, I mean WHO hasn’t gotten a DUI in Hollywood? But dog-knapper? That’s slander! Or is it libel? Whatever, Kathleen Turner is delusional, hormonally challenged, possibly male and altogether too old and in the way. Luckily, she’s been forced to come clean and must now suffer the consequences. No, she doesn’t have to turn in her penis.
Mr Smith said that Turner, Associated Newspapers and Headline Publishing Group now accepted that the allegations were defamatory and false and ought never to have been published.
He said it was put down to a mistake on Turner’s part and the other defendants had published in good faith.
They personally apologised for the damage caused to Cage’s personal and professional reputation and for the considerable distress and embarrassment.
They had agreed to reimburse all his legal costs and make a substantial donation to a charity chosen by him to benefit abuse victims.
Jane Phillips, counsel for the defendants, said they sincerely apologised and accepted that the allegations were false.
Outside court, Mr Smith said: “My client is extremely pleased with the outcome, which sets the record straight, since he has never been arrested for drunk driving, dog theft, or anything else.”
Yet.
Just kidding, I like Nic Cage, his best role ever was as Randy in Valley Girl. For reals!
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