Kirstie Alley’s Plan To “Clear” The Planet Of Fat People
Proud Scientologist and former Jenny Craig spokesperson, Kirstie Alley, has a new weight loss in the works since parting ways with the popular weight loss plan. Alley has represented the company for three years and while both parties spoke positively about the experience, Kirstie is ready to venture out on her own.
People Magazine reports:
Though she called her experience with Jenny Craig “extraordinary,” she [Kirstie Alley] says: “I want to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride.”
Scott Parker, VP of marketing for Jenny Craig, said Tuesday that “we are sorry that she did not accept our offer” to continue appearing in the company’s ad campaign, “but we wish her all the best in her future endeavors.”
Kirstie Alley knows a thing or two about fatty roller-coaster rides, while claiming to have lost 75 pounds on the Jenny Craig diet plan, she’s never really resembled anything that would remotely be called “in shape.” Nor do I think she’s been honest about her real weight. Nevertheless, she’s got something planned, unfortunately whatever that is will have to wait, because Kirstie’s not ready to share the details.
From Alley’s statement exclusively to People:
…”The weight-loss field is wide open and not immune to new ideas and improved solutions for the fat problems that plague many of us Americans every day. I want to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride. I am especially passionate about seeing to it that our next generations are not struggling with the same weight issues that my generation has struggled with.There was a time when America was not fat, and that was in our not-so-distant past. I’m confident that I can create something exciting and innovative: something that if all goes well, will help change a fat America back into a fit America and will offer this country the healthiest, yummiest, easiest and most effective weight-loss program on the market.”
Let’s hope Kirstie doesn’t plan to incorporate any of Scientology’s business model into her plan, or we might have to wait until we “cross the bridge” to lose those stubborn last five pounds.
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