But is there anything to inherit?

Dannielynn was named the sole heir of the estate of Anna Nicole Smith, after her mother’s death left a will that had yet to be revised:

In court papers filed in Superior Court Oct. 18, 2007, Howard K. Stern, the executor of Smith’s estate, sought to clarify Smith’s intentions in her July 2001 will, drafted five years before Dannielynn Hope’s September 2006 birth. (Smith died in February 2007.)

“We and Mr. Stern always believed that Anna Nicole never intended to disinherit her daughter,”‘ Stern’s lawyer, Bruce S. Ross, said after Tuesday’s hearing. “I’m pleased to say this chapter in the saga is closed.”

The toddler could conceivably inherit millions from the fortune of Smith’s late husband, oil man J. Howard Marshall, whose estate is still tied up in litigation in the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.

In addition to confirming Dannielynn as Anna Nicole’s sole heir, Judge Mitchell L. Beckloff’s ruling also establishes a trust on her behalf with Stern and Birkhead as its co-trustees, Ross said.

Anna Nicole’s original will had her son Daniel as the sole…wait, did that say Howard and Larry are co-trustees of Dannielynn’s trust?

Hot gravy.  It makes me wonder if Howard is calculating the age difference and counting up to see how old he will be when little Anna Nicole little Dannielynn turns eighteen.  I wanted for a long time to think the best of Howard, but I seriously have my doubts.

Of course it isn’t like anyone who was in Anna Nicole’s life was an upstanding citizen of the community.  She had no choice with the family she got stuck with, but of her own free will she managed to surround herself with friends who were competing with her kin for Biggest Loser prizes (and I ain’t talking poundage here).

It’s a crapshoot on whether J. Howard Marshall’s estate will pony up the dough, but in a way I hope they don’t.  Maybe then little Dannielynn will have a shot at a relatively normal life (if we can just talk her daddy into keeping her away from those ET cameras).

Kentucky native Larry Birkhead, the world’s most famous sperm donor has finally arrived back in the U.S. and his first stop was his home state.  TMZ confirm Larry arrived in Louisville this afternoon and is glad to be back in the Appalachia paradise.  From TMZ:

“It just feels good to be home,” adding that he’s ready to “relax and horse around,” which was appropriate enough given this Saturday’s Kentucky Derby. He said he’ll be heading to the Barnstable Brown party on Friday, which has particular meaning for him — and his daughter — as it’s where he first met Anna Nicole Smith.

Birkhead shed a few tears as he spoke to reporters, but kept his baby, who has spent her entire life thus far in the Bahamas, shielded from view. He also wouldn’t reveal whether he’ll be staying in Louisville with Dannielynn, where his mother lives, or take her to his home base in Los Angeles. 

“This is one pit stop,” joked Birkhead.

I like Larry – I sure hope he keeps he and his daughter away from the evils of Hollywood.  That’s the land of the Devil I tell you!

Dannielynn’s grandma is a straight up bee-yotch, blocks daddy Larry from leaving paradise. TMZ

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Which is worse: being discriminated against for being gay by non-gays, or being outed and harassed by members of the gay community?  At least one can blame ignorance for their shameful behavior.

The National Enquirer, the tabloid magazine known for its veracity and integrity, has a forthcoming article quoting a former male model named Kerrick Ross who states he had sexual relations with Larry Birkhead.  Of course Perez Hilton, who is likely frothing at the mouth at this news has all the info. 

To summarize, the ex-model claims back in 2000 before becoming the private photographer of Anna Nicole Smith, Larry Birkhead carried on a 10-month affair with Ross.  Ross who was “out”, claims Birkhead wanted to keep the relationship private due to religious opposition from his Southern Baptist family.  Ross goes on to state that after the relationship ended he learned that Larry had been dating another man before the two began dating, and he was also dating women too.

And my feelings about this are: who cares?  So what if he’s bi, gay, or asexual.  Does this make him any less Dannielynn’s father?  No.  Does being gay or bi make him an unfit parent?  Not automatically.  Birkhead’s ability to be a good dad will become apparent in the days, weeks, months and years ahead.  So far though, he has proven to possess two essential qualities to being a great dad: patience and determination. Unless Birkhead had made a point of his swaggering heterosexual prowess, I see no issue here.  So he likes chicks and d*cks.  Good for him.  It would be really refreshing to see a great dad who is also a gay male model citizen. Something you don’t see enough in the media.

I find Perez Hilton’s overzealous need to out gays to be more harmful than the occasional hateful comment that flies out of the mouths of the ignorant.  When a person from within your own community is eager to condemn your lifestyle (and their own) through salacious innuendo and implied deception, then that speaks volumes about how they feel about themselves and fellow members of the community. Clearly Perez Hilton’s desire to find flaws in those who may or may not be gay stems from self-loathing and shame over his own lifestyle. Get over yourself.

Most Americans don’t really care who is or who isn’t gay, just so long as they conduct themselves with some dignity and respect for themselves and others.  Perez has become the ringleader of a growing population of finger-pointers who feel it necessary to humiliate and destroy public figures for their private choices in regards to sexuality. 

I am much more interested in how they conduct themselves across the board, than their private proclivities.  Ewww, who needs to know that stuff?

Picture source OK! Weekly via TMZ

Larry Birkhead must be feeling pretty good about things right now. As he tried to tell us all along, he was proven to be the father of Anna Nicole’s daughter, 8-month-old Dannielynn. Other than a pesky custody hearing dealing with Anna Nicole’s mother, Virgie Arthur, Larry’s life looks pretty bright, if not a bit chaotic.

And how did Mr. Birkhead celebrate his paternity battle win? By getting jiggy with the ladies of course. Page Six reports:

Our spy reports Birkhead was out at several clubs around Grand Bahama Island “in between court sessions” and was the center of the ladies’ attention. “He was having the time of his life,” our source said. “And loved the attention.”

And why shouldn’t he? He’s single, and he stands to inherit some serious cash by way of his daughter Dannielynn. Dannie, as sole heir to her mother’s dynasty, may receive a windfall of up to half a billion dollars from Anna’s late husband, billionaire J. Howard Marshall - should the epic supreme court battle end in her favor. At this point, I hope it does. If anyone is going to need that money, it’s Dannielynn. Therapy doesn’t come cheap — and apparently — neither does love.

All I ask for is that Larry doesn’t let the fame and money go to his head. The last thing he needs is to find Dannielynn’s new mom at a bar. For crying out loud Larry, please set your sights higher than you have in the past. No more “sexy” babies, ok?