This is likely one of the most disturbing leaked pr0n stories I’ve read in a while. TMZ is reporting burlesque performer and ex-wife of shock-rocker Marilyn Manson, Dita Von Teese has been identified as an “actress” in a girl-on-girl film getting *did* with a high-heel shoe.

Von Teese, known more for her failed marriage to Manson than anything else, has managed to keep a relatively clean image, despite posing for racy photos and doing a high-end sophisticated live strip tease.

Several big celeb sites, Perezhilton included, kiss her ass on a frequent basis, commenting on her perfection, glamour and fashion sense (she has a 40’s Hollywood vibe). It will be interesting to see what they have to say about this.

Personally, anyone who would be willing to marry a semi-talented pseudo-vampire like Marilyn Manson is probably NOT someone who should be revered for anything other than a high-puke tolerance.

This gives a whole new meaning to the whole “I’m gonna put a foot in your ass” threat.

Cheese on rice already!!

Marilyn Manson (age 38) is so completely enamored with his own cleverness ,is now trying to milk the recent claims that he and his teenage paramour were getting it on for real in his recent video for “Heart-Shaped Glasses.” The video’s dumb as hell and contains more cliches than a post game press conference for the World Series. If Manson were smart he’d pretend it was someone else’s video and call it a day. But no, the middle-aged vampire wanna-be has now released an intentionally ambiguous statement in an effort to create more controversy — and certainly much more than a person his age who humps teenagers on film should receive.

Marilyn on the rumors:

“Let’s say there were some conservative people involved (with the video) that got a little upset about things that were taking place, and there’s been rumors back and forth, but I will not confirm or deny them.” He adds, “It does look real.”

Let’s say there were some MM fans left who weren’t totally repulsed by Manson’s maturing backwards into a state of infantile regression, and there some of those fans were willing to buy his records despite his pedophilic proclivities, would that make them as big of a losers as Manson? Perhaps, but I will not confirm or deny — although it certainly looks that way though.

So now, in addition to the “real sex” issue with the video, information has been released which states the actress from the video, Evan Rachel Wood, Manson’s teen girlfriend (age 19) was paid the highest figure ever for a music video. I’m just not sure how to even respond to that, other than maybe: Evan Rachel Wood is a high paid hooker. Manson’s statement on Wood’s salary for the video:

“I did insist that Evan be paid the most that any actress has ever been paid in music-video history to be in this, even though she wouldn’t have asked for it. There’s no one else that could’ve been in it, because it was inspired by her.”

E.R.W. had sex on film and got paid well for it, clearly barely-legal porn is just a stone’s throw away for this classy young lady! Her parents must be swelling with pride.

Manson and a future girlfriend? 

The blogosphere was abuzz with word that shock-rocker Marilyn Manson’s new video for his single “Heart-Shaped Glasses” actually features he and new girlfriend, 19-year-old Evan Rachel Wood having sex.  And by “having sex,” I mean they were not simulating it like Tom Cruise does, but were really “going at it” on film.  Which, if you think about it isn’t that shocking coming from Manson, but still quite nauseating.

From the Radar scoopage:

According to a source close to the production crew, Manson and Wood elected not to fake their intercourse. Though their naughty bits are concealed on-screen by bedclothes and each other’s bodies, the logistics of the shoot ensured the crew members had an intimate view of the proceedings: The video was originally intended to be shot in 3-D, meaning the couple’s writhings had to be shot from several different angles simultaneously. And just to be sure they got it right, Manson and Wood got it on three times for the cameras.

And a rep for Manson insists, “It was simulated sex.” But our source had no doubts either about what took place, or about why Manson, who cultivates an air of calculated outrageousness, would be anxious to deny it: “The Christian parents will be sharpening their steak knives for him.

Oh, like it matters whether it was simulated or real to Christian conservatives, once a hater, always a hater.  Honestly, the conservatives in this country need not worry about Marilyn Manson influencing the youth of today.  He’s too old for the young kids to look up to.  Marilyn Manson practically eligible for AARP and early bird specials, add that his latest stunt and he is bordering on becoming a parody of himself.  The young kids aren’t interested and old people think he’s retarded.

Here’s the thing: Manson’s the same age as I am. I remember in ‘95 when his stuff was popular and I was in love with Trent Reznor and dreamt of us (Trent, not Manson) running off together to live in his castle in Transylvania, but that lasted like two months and then you know, you kind of move on.  Most people his age have kids, spouses, mortgages, lawns to care for.  His target audience is slowly disappearing as androgynous dudes like Pete Wentz take over the teen angst angle and the twenty-somethings get on with their lives.  They’re just waiting for their piercings to grow in and their natural hair color to return.

So what does Marilyn Manson’s ex-wife Dita Von Teese think of Manson’s new video featuring his teenage homewrecking girlfriend?  Not much apparently.

“I know a lot of people are shocked by it and think I should be shocked but he has put every one of his girlfriends in his videos… I was in three videos. Rose McGowan was in two videos.”

It’s not so much that it’s shocking that he featured his girlfriend in a video, as much as he featured the homewrecking slut who broke up his marriage.  Shocking is one thing, complete and utter lack of respect for a person he once claimed to have loved is another. 

*Burp*  He’s pathetic.  I still like that song though, it’s funny.

image source: helnwein

I posted a snippet for the video of “Heart-Shaped Glasses,” the first single off of Marilyn Manson’s new album Eat Me, Drink Me, last week.  The whole thing has now been released. Goody!

Again, I like the song. But the video is a self-indulgent piece of pseudo-goth crap that is clearly meant to insult and hurt his estranged ex-wife Dita Von Teese.  Also, Evan Rachel Wood will forever carry the taint of MM on her.  Nice screaming.  This video is NSFW or any other time for that matter due to stupidity and fake sex scenes.  I have seen flea-bitten alleys cats be sexier.

This is a preview of the forthcoming video for Marilyn Manson’s new single, “Heart-Shaped Glasses” from his new album, Eat Me, Drink Me, which was inspired by his new girlfriend, 19-year-old Rachel Evan Wood. The single is getting some heavy rotation on alternative radio. YouTube has full length versions of the song also.

And I don’t hate it. I kind of like it. It’s like a softer, gentler side of Manson. He gets in touch with his feelings. Feelings of lust for a much younger woman (well, I guess 19 is considered a woman, in a creepy way). Manson talks about how the song came about:

“When I wrote the song that’s the single ‘Heart Shaped Glasses’ it was one of the songs that I really expected an immediate response from the record label from, in the way like ‘of course that’s a single’ and it was almost embarrassing in the way that I thought it was so obvious. The song was written in a simple way, I was reading the book Lolita and it was something inspired by my current girlfriend Rachel Evan Wood who’s obviously much younger than me, but having the sarcasm to make the point of that and showing up to visit me once wearing heart-shaped glasses which is the same as the Kubrik movie poster for the film Lolita and me saying what I say in the Chorus of the song. I said that to her and I suddenly realized I should really write a song about that and it never occurred to me in my entire career, my entire life that, that’s how you should write songs. It should be the part of your personality that you might feel guarded or too secret to put out the rest of the world.”

I don’t approve of his relationship with Rachel Evan Wood, but you know what, it’s none of my business if a 38-year-old wannabe vampire feels the need to play out some kind of fantasy by preying on vulnerable young women who are taken in by their fame and iconistic charisma. Obviously what Marilyn lacks in maturity and appearance he makes up in personality and charm, because he’s had no shortage of hot women, including his two exes Rose McGowan, and more recently wife,Dita Von Teese.

And the new single is really, really listenable. Here are the lyrics for your enjoyment:
But wait, there’s more…

Marilyn Manson, 38, doesn’t try very hard to hide his young girl fetish. Boasting about his new girlfriend, 19-year-old actress Rachel Evan Wood, the grotesquely altered shock-rocker says that the two, despite their 19-year age difference, have a lot in common. From US Magazine:

“I’ve found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood,” Manson, 38, tells France’s Le Parisien newspaper.”She’s 19 and certainly that’s very young,” he added, “but that’s not a problem for me. She likes the same things as me. She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn.”

Marilyn also talked about his failed marriage to burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese:

“Our relationship ended at Halloween. I was completely destroyed psychologically. I’d rented a house and begun working on this disc, which sort of tells everything that happened to me during the past year. I was married to someone who wanted me to change. Become more adult, more responsible. I began not to like myself, not like what I do. I lost my identity. Everything began collapsing around me. The record allowed me to put an end to that. Dita left at Christmas while I was recording.”

Indulge me here, but in the year 2007, with the whole goth-rock-industrial thing squarely behind us, is Marilyn Manson still clinging to his tired shtick? Seriously, time to clean it up, expand your horizons even. You are 38, on your way to middle-age, have been married and divorced twice — have some friggin’ dignity. You can’t really think it’s ok for a man your age to dress up like a mentally-challenged Transylvania reject and hope to scare people? Give it up, act your age and stop dating women who are literally young enough to be your daughter. I hope you get arthritis of the penis Marilyn. Shame on you.

And Rachel, as the latest homewrecker on the block, I can’t wait until you wake up someday (soon I am sure) and look over and see you are shacking up with a total wanker.

Marilyn isn’t the Dark Lord, you aren’t going to live forever and the embarrassment you feel now will eventually pass. Just keep saying “his name is Brian Warner and he’s a total nerd from Canton, Ohio.” That’s what I do when I wake up from nightmares featuring this ghoulish doofus.