Matt Damon Is The Sexiest Man Alive?
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This guy? Since when?
Matt Damon was voted by People Magazine as their Sexiest Man Alive for 2007. Which brings me to a question. What happened to the Sexiest Man Alive for 2006? Is he no longer sexy? What about the winner for 2005? 2002? 1998? How can you have a “The Sexiest Man Alive” each year? Wouldn’t a winner be “Sexiest Man Alive” until he dies?
And how did Matt Damon make it? He’s okay, I guess, and he may be a prince of a fella. I don’t know. But this guy looks as sexy as a bowl of oatmeal. I mean, at times a bowl of oatmeal looks pretty good, if you know what I mean. Hot and steamy and yummy. Sprinkle a little brown sugar on it, maybe a little cinnamon, and you’ve got yourself a tasty breakfast. But a bowl of oatmeal will only take you so far, and then it just gets cold and gluey. And then what have you got? A cold bowl of paste.
Besides, some mornings you don’t feel like oatmeal. Some mornings, you want Rice Chex. Or Frosted Flakes.  Or a banana nut muffin. Oh yeah, a nice warm banana nut muffin is great in the mornings. With butter.
Sorry, Matt…take your Quaker drum and go sit in the corner now, I don’t want oatmeal today. Maybe later. Now, where’s my muffin?
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