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05/07/2008 (9:06 am)

Mischa Barton’s Shows What Good Clean Living Will Do To A Body

I have been debating for days now whether to even discuss the rather unflattering pics circulating of Mischa Barton in a bikini. This really isn’t the first time we were made aware of her less than smooth posterior, but surely this young woman (she’s all of 22) has a mirror and can see for herself that she’s in no shape to be wearing a far-too-small bikini for her body.

The problem with Mischa is she lives on a healthy diet of cigarettes, pot, booze, pills and who knows what else. Smoking is said to contribute to cellulite, and Mischa’s a living example this is true. Hey, even supermodels can get cellulite, it’s a matter of biology. But with a decent diet, plenty of healthy exercise and some self-tanners even those of us who haven’t been blessed with unnaturally smooth skin can look “ok” in a bikini.

Mischa needs to come to terms with reality and admit, even though she’s a pretty girl, she’s NOT in good shape and should really do something about that.

Smoking pot all the time will only lead to unhealthy snacking, so put the bong down and pick up some weights and take a walk young lady, those bumps on your humps are really out of control.

Your PSA for the day.

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12/28/2007 (12:21 pm)

Mischa Barton Rounds Out 2007 With A DUI and Drug Bust

Not wanting to be left out of the 2007 graduating class of celeb imbeciles who received DUIs in 2007 (a long list we will expound on later) the former OC’er Mischa Barton made it just under the gun when she was popped for DUI Thursday night at 2:45 in LA.

Mischa is said to have had a blood alcohol level of .12, marijuana in her system and prescription pills in another person’s name on her person when she was arrested for “straddling two lanes of traffic and failing to use her turn signal when making a turn.”

So not only does Mischa have a unfortunate taste for unflattering mom-jeans, she’s also a pill-popping, joint smoking, drunk who can’t drive.

Mischa posted 10K bailed and was escorted home by her proud parents.

We have four more days left of 2007, who will have the temerity to join this year’s graduating class of asstards? My money’s on Britney Spears - SHE’S WAY OVERDUE for a DUI, and honestly her mugshot will round out my elaborate and eclectic collection of idiots.

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05/29/2007 (10:19 am)

Mischa Barton Suffers From Drug Reaction, Rushed To Hospital

Memorial Day weekend was full of excitement. While we regular folks here at Glosslip went to see the new Pirates of The Caribbean (B+ btw) because the weather here stunk, peeps be partying Hollywood style and getting their drunk on.

Mischa Barton, who used to be an actress or something, was rushed to the hospital Sunday night for what is being reported as a ”bad reaction” to medication. According to sources close to the actress, Ms. Barton was on prescription meds (antibiotics??) for a bronchial infection she apparently picked up flying between Cannes and the U.S. over the last couple of weeks. While attending a barbeque with her pal Nicole Richie in LA. Barton had a “reaction” to mixing cocktails and her “meds” and became very ill. She was rushed to a local hospital where she is said to be “feeling much better.”

My guess is she had one too many tokes of the hippy lettuce, dropped a little sompin’ sompin’, washed it down with a couple of margaritas and bam! She fell like a brick

Mischa here’s some rules to live by:beer before liquor, never sicker; pot before beer, never fear. Toke one, have a Scooby snack, let it mellow. And above all, eat before you imbibe. Food’s not just for looking at, it keeps you from barfing up all those quality “meds” you youngin’s like so much.

Yeah, I remember my first bender. Like it was yesterday…wait a sec…it was yesterday.

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