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09/17/2008 (9:41 am)

Amy Winehouse’s Husband Would Rather Stay In Jail Than Live With Mommy

Let’s see…get out of jail early so you can rush to the arms of your loving wife and obey a few simple rules set down by the court, or stay in jail longer just to move back to your own home? That was the decision faced by Blake Whatever-Whatever, husband of beleaguered singer Amy Winehouse:

BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL could have walked free tomorrow [September 17] on condition he moved to his mother Georgette’s house in Nottinghamshire.

Jail bosses were ready to give him parole from Edmunds Hill category C prison in Suffolk if he agreed to the tag and obeyed a 7pm curfew, returning to the address set by authorities.

But Blake, 26, had the offer cancelled because he insisted on being released home to Camden, North London.

A source said: “It was all set for him to be released, but because he refused to go to anywhere other than Camden, it was refused at the last minute.

“He doesn’t want to go somewhere where he can’t be reunited with Amy and his friends. He’d rather stay inside.

“The Prison Service feared he would break his parole if he was surrounded by the temptations of his old stomping ground.”

Troubled Amy, who turned 25 at the weekend, was planning to meet him at the prison gate.

She was in tears when she heard the news.

At least he made the right decision. They can’t tell Blaaaaaaaaaake what to do! He makes up his own rules, he lives by his own code! And if they don’t like it, he will just sit in their stinking jail cell a while longer…that’ll show ‘em!

In other Amy/Blaaaaaaaaake news, she posted nakie pictures of her hubby in her facebook account. Wait…Amy knows how to use a computer? Can’t be…she probably had one of the neighborhood kids do it. You know the old saying: “This is so simple a child of five can do it. Fetch me a child of five.”

I’d use my own facebook to find the uncensored shots, but….I don’t want to.

I mean…eww.

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05/14/2008 (2:28 pm)

TMZ Hits New Low (Even For Them) With Topless Pics Of Lily Allen

Look, I am all for naked pictures of adult celebs. I find them amusing, entertaining and well…revealing, but TMZ picked the WORST photo out of a group of photos of British singer Lily Allen, and in keeping with their inherent cruelty, they never bothered to remind people that Ms. Allen (no she’s NOT married) was pregnant a little while back with ex-boyfriend Ed Simmons (Chemical Brothers) baby. Sadly Lily lost her baby and it seems that creep Ed dumped her.

So, while Lily may look a little ripe in the above photo, the angle and the fact that she was pregnant not THAT long ago should be taken into consideration. As should a top, some sunscreen and a stylish cover-up. And may I add perhaps some toner for her bleach blond hair. That is not her best look.

Here’s a better angle and a more accurate depiction of what Lily really looks like. No, she’s not “slim” but she’s not a beached whale either as the TMZ post states.