Warning:  Language NSFW!

And, of course, when one thinks of “elegance” and “sophistication” one automatically thinks of Pamela Anderson…because she’s the very living embodiment of the words.  I’ve never seen anyone who is the absolute epitome of elegance and sophistication like she is.

Case in point:  At Art Basel Miami Beach, an important art exhibition, she arrived in style, absolutely oozing coolness, grace, class, and yes…elegance and sophistication.  I don’t believe I’ve ever seen anyone who is just so effortlessly glamorous.  There’s an inner radiance to her that shines through in, dare I say it, such an sophisticated manner.

For more of Pamela oozing, click through.  I do want to suggest to Pamela that she use it for her Christmas cards this year.

(maybe a bit NSFW)

Her family must be so proud.

Wait, people don’t do videotape any more, do they?  Well, anyway, you get the idea.

I feel absolutely dirty even posting this link.  I seriously need a shower or something.  My OCD is kicking in and I must go wash my hands.  So while I do that, you go check out the chat between Perez Hilton and the guy whom he promised to help if he’d just send Perez some nakie stuff of himself.

I absolutely must warn you.  The language is NSFW, there are some definite NSFW photos, and I know more about little Perez than I ever wanted to know (although I’m sure he, like most other males, exaggerate).  Do not say you haven’t been warned.  Although…I’m not sure who comes across (no pun intended) as the more pathetic, JJ or Perez.

Never put anything in writing, video, or photos what you don’t want to come back to haunt you.

I’m so ending this article.