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10/27/2007 (2:47 am)

No Decision Yet In Britney And Kevin’s Custody Case

Despite reports that things would be settled today, it seems we’ll have to wait until at least Monday to find out the decision of the custody battle between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. There are many conflicting reports, so stick with me and I’ll try to put them in some sort of cohesive order.

First of all, any media in the courtroom were shooed out once proceedings began. In fact, the entire floor was closed off to anyone except essential personnel…and that included Brit’s hangers-on, Alli Sims and Sam Lufti. Pretty much all are reporting that she’s made no less than three bathroom trips during the three-hour proceedings, during which she changed her hairstyle and sunglasses and touched up her makeup. (btw, did you see her lips in the photo above…they’re huge!)

An early break prompted Brit to proclaim to reporters that, “Everything’s great,” but later when asked how she was doing, she screamed, “Eat it, lick it, snort it, f**k it!” and reentered the courtroom in tears. (Reports differ on whether the remark was directed at an Us Magazine reporter or an Extra TV reporter.) Each time she left and reentered the courtroom, she looked more and more upset, her earlier upbeat mood disappearing rapidly.

But wait, there’s more…

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Filed under: Big Dummies, Britney Spears, Paparazzi

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10/19/2007 (8:58 am)

Britney Runs Over Photographer’s Foot

Quite frankly, I’m surprised this hasn’t happened more often.

Yesterday, while pulling out of a medical center’s parking garage, Britney apparently ran over the foot of a TMZ photographer:

With one hand attempting to cover her freshly acquired Jolie-esque lips, Spears attempted to exit the parking lot in her Pumpkinmobile while using her other hand to steer. As she tried to make a quick left, with paparazzi by her side, Spears’ tire ran over our sandal-wearing photog’s foot. Spears stopped the car, trapping our guy for what must have seemed like 4 hours. Ouch!

Spears looked shocked once she realized what she’d done … but didn’t get out of the car to see if he was okay. Our photog went to the emergency room and fortunately, nothing was broken. But, in tire terms, it has not been a very Goodyear for our guy. It’s rough out there!

You know, I’m on Brit’s side on this one. They run up, swarm the car, stand in front of it, shooting flashbulbs in people’s faces, and then wonder when their feet get run over. I’d be wearing steel-toed workboots if I was a pap, not cheap-azz foam dollar store Velcro sandals from 1991 like this guy has on.

However, since she’s gotten her license back, her driving has been less than stellar. But at least she didn’t hit anybody on her payroll. It would be horrible if she didn’t have her ‘friends’ to pump her gas, fetch her Starbucks, pay for her McD’s…

And why was Brit at the medical building to start with? Getting her pout plumped! Maybe her freshly plumped lips obscured her view.