The economy today has had an effect on retail sales across the board. Even celebrity fragrances have been hit with tough times.  Oh the inhumanity! *snicker*

Just two years ago, Forbes reported that according to Euromonitor International, (a Chicago-based market research firm) sales  totaled $353.6 million for the top seven celeb fragrances. Geez! No wonder why so many stars have their own scents.

This year however, overall sales are down 10%. Yep, the celebrity fragrance market is just not as hot as it used to be. Perhaps people just can’t afford it. Or maybe people are wising up to the fact that celebrity fragrances are just plain silly and embarrassing to wear? Could that be the culprit?

The celebrity fragrance market unlike other fragrances are way more fickle. If a celeb was caught in a scandal and their career turned lukewarm in the public eye, it can put a big damper on the popularity of the scent. Because that’s just how silly people are. Ridiculous but true.

So which celeb’s scents are currently top sellers?
Well, P Diddy, or Sean Puffy Combs, or Sean John, or Sean Combs, or just plain Diddy (wish he would make up his freakin’ mind) had a best seller with Unforgivable  that brought in brought a whopping $74.9 million in the past. And Britney’s scents are still selling VERY well and defying all odds even with the recent slump of other celebs fragrances. Maybe Diddy’s and Britney’s stuff just smells better?

The NY Daily News reported:

Fragrance peddler Parlux France relies heavily on its celebrity branded scents and has taken a hit for it. The company produces Queen Latifah’s Queen, Jessica Simpson’s  Fancy and Fancy Love, Andy Roddick’s Andy Roddick and all of Paris Hilton’s many fragrances (Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton for Men, Heir, Heiress, Just Me, Can Can, Fairy Dust and Siren).

The company lost $4.3 million last year and $2.5 in the second quarter of this year alone.
While the prestige fragrance market as a whole is down 10% from last year, Britney Spears is one celeb who appears to be bucking the odds.

Sales of her fragrances – Fantasy Britney Spears, Britney Spears Believe, Curious Britney Spears and Curious in Control Britney Spears – rose 13% in the June quarter. Elizabeth Arden, the company behind the ageing pop tart’s perfumes, just brought out Circus Fantasy, named after her latest tour and album. Then again, she’s global.

“More than half of the sales of Britney brands were sold of outside of North America,” said an Arden company spokesman.
Also doing well are classics like Chanel’s Coco, Mademoiselle and No. 5 and Dolce and Gabbana’s Light Blue. But it remains to be seen how Forever Mariah Carey, Derek Jeter Driven Black or Sara Jessica Parker’s Lovely will fare in recessionary times.

So even if the scent is sold globally and has a huge advantage over others, it still seems more important if the star selling the perfume is currently a hot commodity. Perhaps Paris Hilton’s perfumes have taken a nose dive due to her failing popularity. I think people are just sick to death of her. I know I am.

Mariah Carey’s ” Forever”is due to hit this September because she has a new album coming out. She also has a movie coming out this November. Anyone remember her movie *cough* Glitter?  Only time will tell how long ”Forever” will be around.

With over 100 fragrances coming out each year both from stars and regular companies, the market has become flooded. The competition has become fierce for celebs to have their scent be the next big hit. So many celebs in the music industry are scheduling their fragrances to coincide with their CD releases. This can be a risky move if the album totally bombs, because then the fragrance becomes a reminder of that failed album and then in turn becomes an embarrassment to wear to most.

Some celebs fragrances have stayed around for a while, like Sarah Jessica Parker’s Lovely and Covet .  Covet debuted two years ago when her Sex In The City Movie was released. Perhaps Sex in the City’s popularity has kept it’s ratings up? (the perfume that is)

I am sorry, I just think the whole celebrity fragrance thing is so cheesy. What’s next celebrity scented candles?

Especially for the fact that these fragrances’ popularity stem from whether or not the star is hot or not. If you find a fragrance you like and it was put out by a star that everyone now thinks is washed up or has failed in the popularity poles… would you stop wearing their fragrance even if you liked it? Would you be embarrassed to say,  “oh yes I still wear Clay Aiken’s Evening In The Stable” *snicker*
But this is exactly what happens.

I am not a big fan of perfume to begin with. I can’t tell you how many times someone has walked by me and I literally choked from whatever perfume that took a bath in before they stepped out their door. Some people slather it on so heavy, that their perfume arrives before they do and stays long after they’re gone. Thank God Poison is no longer popular. That stuff used to literally kill me. It was appropriately named.

One time I actually had to change my seat on an airplane due to the women sitting next to me. She must have dumped an entire bottle of Woah! Do I Stink! all over herself. I got an immediate headache, my throat was closing up, and I couldn’t even breath. I say wearing heavy perfume should be banned on airplanes. And that goes double for any of my gal OR guy pals who want to climb in my car. Whatever happened to the oh so silly move of spraying the room and then walking into it? *snicker*

Ok, enough of my drama on perfume.
Except I have to say that I would never buy something based on a star’s popularity and I have never bought a celebrity fragrance.
I have been wearing Alyssa Ashley Musk by Houbigant for ever. It’s less than $30.00 for a good sized bottle and I have received mega compliments on it over the years. It’s all I wear AND I am proud to wear it. I am just not caught up in the whole perfume mania. You will never hear me say “oh I am wearing The Beckhams Intimately Line” (you would actually have to pay ME to wear it)  Their promo picture alone is beyond pretentious.

Look How Sexy We Are!

Speaking of which, I wonder why Beckham’s  BFF Tom Cruise hasn’t come out with an entire line of Scientology cult scents yet? I am sure he would be able to talk Scientology cult members into buying Galactic Spice, or how about KSW Cologne (their acronym for Keeping Scientology Working), OT Orchard  for the gals or perhaps a line of body splashes like Body Thetan Splash. Oh I can go on forever, the possibilites are endless.

Of course Cruise would never use those particular names because….what is the first rule about Scientology? Don’t talk about Scientology.
So maybe he would have to kick it old school and name it something like Risky Business. After all, the name Risky Business does describe any company investing in any new movie projects with Cruise now. Oh snap!
But at the very least, we all know he would be the authority on fragrances. *tee hee*

Awesome! Got My First Order!

Aaaaanyways….
If you are going to buy celebrity fragrances in the first place, than you should buy it because you like it. Don’t be like all the other sheeple who buy what’s popular because the celebrity had another hit movie or a CD release. Because if this is the way you think, then that sixty clams you once plunked down for Jaylo’s Glow *snicker* has surely been wasted. Unless you want to lie about what your wearing. Yes some people are that ridiculous.

One fragrance that has stood the test of time is the hilarious Elizabeth Taylor’s White Diamonds (of course with the much older crowd)

Sorry Liz, no dis intended, but White Diamonds always reminds me of a friend of mine whose husband bought her White Diamonds for Christmas. She hated it, but didn’t want to hurt his feelings so she acted appreciative. She left the bottle in plain site unopened, hoping he would get the hint that she never used it. But the following Christmas she received yet another bottle. We laughed are asses off. Men!

Perfume’s popularity has gone through many changes over the years. Sure the old standards like Channel No. 5 are here to stay. But the classics are a breed all their own, and cost a lot more to boot. I think celebrity fragrances have their own little group.

bellasugar posted The Top Ten Fragrances that You Loved or (Hated) in Jr High School.
 Which was a blast from the past.
They listed Jean Nate, Charlie, The Body Shop Perfume Oil, Heaven, Electric Youth,The Entire Roster of Designer Imposters, Sunflowers, Exclamation, Ck One, and Love’s Baby Soft.

The most popular fragrance when I was in school, was Patchouli Oil. And yes I wore it for quite a while, and I stil like it, but I haven’t worn it since then. So I guess I am guilty of changing fragrances for the changing times. (I also don’t want my car searched if I am pulled over) *snicker*

I also remember using  “Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific” shampoo, which was so fragrant, it killed two birds with one stone. Sure wish I can find some of that stuff today just to smell it once again.

There were plenty of fragrances that used to be popular way back when. (including the guys stuff)
Some biggies were English Leather, Old Spice, Aqua Velva After Shave, Tabu, Tigress, Shalimar, L’Eur Du Temps, Windsong, O’ de London, Rive Gauche, and the infamous Evening in Paris, just to name a VERY few.

Whoops! Almost forgot Hai Karate After Shave!
Who can forget their commericals of girls going wild?

Today it has been replaced with the more updated AXE which uses the same girls gone wild idea for their AXE “you have been warned” commercials. YouTube has many parodies of their commercials, but one of my all time favorite fragrance parodies was for a pseudo cologne, called Douche Cologne. Click here and giggle. (it’s a tad racy in one part, so if you are easily offended, you may want to pass)

It’s any one’s guess which celebrity fragrance is going to be the next big seller and if it has any staying power in today’s economy and the fickleness of the market. With over 100 fragrances coming out each year world wide, the market has become flooded. The competition has become very fierce to have that next big hit.

I am surprised others in the music industry haven’t come out with their own fragrances. Doesn’t seem to be any rocker’s fragrances . The Stone’s Brown Sugar would be a no brainer, and I am sure with all the Beatles flap lately, if they were to come out with a fragrance it just may work. It would probably have hints of Apple *tee hee*

OR how about for the younger crowd? Perhaps Green Day Garden or Blink 182 Bouquet would sell? Probably not. The target audience is not the same. But you never know. Hey I want 10% if I see any of these on the market!

Even other celebs like Donald (ick) Trump and Simon (ick) Cowell jumped on the fragrance band wagon. I guess they needed the cash?
Wonder how Donald Trump’s stuff is selling? Maybe it’s selling better than his Trump Water?

Who would ever admit to wearing Trump or Cowell’s stuff anyways?
Or maybe your more of an Antonio Banderas fan? Look he even has his hand extended on the display, as if to say (in Antonios’s accent of course) “Come… come… take a whiff of sexy” *snicker*  

Speaking of celeb fragrances that people may be (or should be) embarrased to wear…
How about Britney Spears new Circus Fantasy?

Some how the name Circus Fantasy doesn’t sound appealing to me. I know it is a reference to Britney’s album and tour, but Circus Fantasy? Really? Has Elizabeth Arden lost their damn minds?

Even the packaging looks tacky. Looks like it comes with candy circus peanuts (the worst candy ever). And at $55.00 a pop, it should come with popcorn or a candy apple at the very least.

Sorry, but a perfume with the word circus in it, reminds me of  clowns and something that would smell like elephant poop stuck to a clown’s shoe and cotton candy all in one. Others may be reminded of a sexy trapeze artist, or perhaps a day at the circus with their family? Or dancing circus dogs in little hats and tutus? Ummm…. again, I just dont’ get it.

But hey, maybe she will be laughing all the way to the bank with this one. After all her fragrance Curious was a best seller in celebrity fragrance world.

For me, the word circus makes my mind go right back to the image of CLOWNS. Scary freakin’ clowns.
And clowns have always freaked me out! *shudder*

It’s been a while since I posted about our old friend Herperodite (aka Paris Hilton). It was a good run while it lasted. Oh well, back to the dumbest ho in Hollywood.

Apparently, Paris and her fake boyfriend Doug Reinhardt got their asses beat at a club recently and she was so worked up about it (read: indignant, pompous) that she took to her blog to moan about it. Straight from the Wonky’s meathole:

Clearing a few things up
Just checking in to say hello and clear a few things up. I’ve been getting a lot of calls and emails regarding these subjects I’m about to discuss. First of all, last night at a club my boyfriend and I were assaulted for no reason at all. The DJ (I don’t even know his name cause he sucks so bad) was playing the worst music ever! I like certain techno music, but this was not even danceable and was frankly giving me a migraine. I asked one of my friends who runs the hotel if he could change the music and he said ” I’ll lead you up to the DJ booth tell him and he’ll play whatever you want.” So he walked Doug and I over there. I asked the DJ if he could please play Daft Punk or Bob Sinclair and he rudely snapped at me and was like ‘I only play this kind of music.” I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclair is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times. He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song. Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don’t ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that’s when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening. I had never seen anything like it in my life. Doug was fighting off like 6 guys. But he was of course stronger then them all but one of the idiots punched him in the face and busted open his lip. There was blood all over, I cried I was so upset and scared. It was ridiculous and for such a stupid reason, I cannot believe people behave this way, like ainmals! FYI this is not in my nature to be in club brawls, I;ve never been around anything like that. It was totally unprovoked and thank God Doug was there to rescue me. A man should NEVER put his hands on a woman in that manner.

Did you get all that? Paris had a headache, blah, blah, blah music sucked, blah, blah, blah, Paris is pushy, annoying, blah, blah, blah, fake boyfriend gets his ass kicked for associating with the self-important and disease ridden. See, I saved you 30 extra sentences.

How does a person like Paris Hilton live with themselves, knowing full well that half of the world’s population actively despises them? Piles of money must help.

Lucky for me I am not famous, significantly reducing the number of people who actively despise me.

I was busy doing stuff like filing my nails, picking bellybutton lint, and using my Ped Egg, but had I not been so tied up with super important body maintenance things, I would have taken the opportunity to liveblog the Golden Razzberry Awards, which would have been an exercise in futility since it doesn’t really have a ceremony to follow to start with (hey, blame the cold medicine for that nonsensical rant).

In case you didn’t know, the Razzies are announced the day before the Oscars, and there isn’t much of a ceremony; but one year Halle Berry did show up to collect her award which was pretty cool of her.  They basically showcase the Best Of The Worst, and normally I agree with their picks, but then I saw that they gave a Worst Supporting Actor Razzie to Pierce Brosnan.  WHAT!  007 himself!  It would serve them right if he chased them through the streets with a stealth tank.  That’s okay, Pierce, you’re #1 in my heart.

Other Razzie winners include Mike Meyers for The Love Guru and Paris Hilton for The Hottie And The Nottie.  There now, see?  Isn’t that more what you expect from a Razzie?  What is Pierce Brosnan doing being listed alongside those warts on the genitals of show business?  It’s bad enough that he had to film love scenes with Denise Richards, he’s suffered enough.  Paris had better not even spread her special strain of STD to Pierce just by virtue of their names being on the same list (it could happen).  I’d hate to have to roundhouse kick her, but I would.  For the good of mankind, you know.

Rumors are surfacing that perpetual party-girl and human petri dish, Paris Hilton has set her sights on 300 star, Gerard Butler. Which seems odd, seeing as she’s a completely diseased waste of air and he’s a hot piece of manliness. Then again, if we’ve learned anything about celebrities, it’s that they’re STUPID.

The Daily Star, which isn’t exactly the most “reputable” source is stating that the two are an item and Paris, typically an attention-whore, is working hard to keep this fresh, new (well new anyway, Paris hasn’t been “fresh” in about 15 years) romance secret. Here’s the nonsense from the DS:

PARIS Hilton’s vow to stay single after splitting from Benji Madden last month is proving a hard promise to keep.

We’re not surprised to hear she’s been getting cosy with acting Scotburger Gerard Butler, 39. So cosy, in fact, she calls him Braveheart.

The pair went to elaborate lengths to avoid being pictured together at LA’s Bar Deluxe.

However, we’ve heard Paris, 27, is also receiving courtly advances from a hunky billboard model.

We admire her work.

Braveheart huh? Well that makes sense. More like Bravepenis if you ask me. You know what all this means? Another one bites the dust. The problem with Paris, of which there are many, is she is a diseased piece of trash. And once you’ve sifted through trash, you then end up smelling like garbage. So now, my fantasies of Gerard and I someday meeting and sharing a frosty cocktail and a few laughs are over, unless of course I wear a hazmat suit and bring a can of Raid.

Let’s file this under: PLEASE LET THIS BE BS and call it a day.

I used to think that Paris Hilton only went after hawt young pieces of freshly ripped manmeat, but when she started dating Benji Madden it became clear that either she was capable of expanding her horizons, looking past the outer shell, and totally going for the bald, slightly pudgy type, or he has some hidden “talent” that we don’t know about.  Either way, I’m locking up my husband, and I’m not going to tell you for which reason.  Why?  Because Paris and her boyfriend Benji Madden have ended their relationship, and that means Paris is on the loose again:

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden called it quits Tuesday after nine months of dating, a rep for Hilton confirms exclusively to Usmagazine.com.

“Even though they are still in love, they felt it would be better to just be friends,” a source close to Hilton, 27, tells Us.

The reason for the split?

“Benji was overprotective and controlling. He doesn’t get along with any of her friends,” the source tells Us. “Friends thought Paris had changed since being with Benji and she wants to be herself again.”

I agree with her friends.  She had changed…she wasn’t out until 3 in the morning, she wasn’t falling down drunk out of clubs, she wasn’t flashing her knickers (and her nethers) at every possible opportunity, and she was generally behaving herself…well, as much as anyone named “Paris Hilton” can.

But then again, it seems like he’s usually glaring at the camera like he is ready to rush the cameraguy and take a bite out of the lens.  Every so often he’d look human (like in the photo above), but mostly this is one angry-looking dude.  Of course, a lot of that could be just putting on for the press (after all, he has an image as a bad boy rocker to uphold), but you never know.

Anyway, she’s discovered what those of us who love a baldie have already learned…bald men don’t waste their hormones growing hair.  Once you go bald, you never go back.  There’s a whole new territory that’s been opened to her now…I’m telling you, if you have a short, slightly overweight guy who’s losing his hair, lock him up.  Don’t say you haven’t been warned.

Just another public service I offer at no cost or obligation to you.

The above video is NSFE (that’s not safe for ears, or eyes for that matter). Look, we know Paris is an talentless attention whore who annoys the crap out of virtually all living matter, but the rule is, if she makes news on CNN, I have to report it.

It’s not so much a rule as it is a guideline. Just bear with me.

So Paris, dumbass extraordinare made a video promoting herself for President of the United States. I know, it’s preposterous, but I have to admit she makes some salient points. We probably should sign the Kyoto Agreement, cease proliferation of nuclear weapons and let gays OR straights marry. Also, if you put lipstick on a pig, it would be helpful if it matched the pig’s skin tone, other than that, I really don’t want Paris, a celebutart best known for low-quality skinflicks, encouraging her peers to vote.

Can you imagine what kind of world we’d have if people who looked up to Paris Hilton were let loose to vote? Everything would be all pink, sparkly and blistered with some new form of herpetitis.

The only reason Paris felt inspired to interject herself in this important presidential race is because the McCain/Palin campaign ran those ridiculous “biggest celebrity in the world” anti-Obama ads which compared him to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Damn you John and Sarah, thanks A LOT!

Wait, didn’t Paris participate in P. Puffy Von Diddy’s “Vote or Die” campaign, only to discover she not only DIDN’T vote, but wasn’t even registered to do so.

Maybe we should STD tests before given the right to vote.

Paris Hilton, still miffed at being featured in a campaign ad, came out with her own form of rebuttal.  And of course, animal hoarder Paris had to feature one of her poor little furry creatures at the end.

(This is not meant to be an endorsement of McCain, Obama, Paris, Yoda or Bea Arthur.)

I wonder if she turned to Benji before she left the house and asked, “Honey, do I look fat in this?”

Could it be?  No…surely not!  Life couldn’t be that cruel…right?  Right?  We haven’t seen Paris for a while and she never does anything without a reason…so…?

Hey…ain’t sayin’, just sayin’.

No, I’m serious. Britain’s Living TV is going to sign up Wonky herself to star in a show called Paris’ Pooches, where she will manage a pet grooming business in London:

The heiress is set to invade U.K. TV. Paris Hilton has reportedly signed a deal with a British channel to star in a dog-grooming show entitled “Paris’ Pooches.”

Hilton, 27, allegedly inked a deal with Living TV television channel to star in a series, in which she will manage a beauty parlor for dogs in Bond Street, London.

An insider tells Sunday Star newspaper, “The shop is perfect for Paris. It’s a subject she’s passionate about and it’s a way for her to break into U.K. TV.”

“Watching Paris act out her Los Angeles lifestyle, in which tiaras for Chihuahuas are of real importance, should be very entertaining. And she will no doubt be hitting the clubs and parties over here in the same way she does back home.”

Yes, I’m serious. The same woman who admits she collects pets like she collects purses, who was well over the limit on how many domestic animals she had within the Los Angeles city limits, and who refused to spay or neuter her animals or give away the puppies (because only big meanie poopyheads take babies away from their mommas), is going to have a show about pets.

Let’s revisit the list of Paris’ pet sins, shall we?

To Ellen DeGeneres, on why she has so many dogs:

Ellen: Seventeen? Why do you have so many dogs?

Paris: Cuz they keep having babies, and I feel bad to give them away, because I feel like if I had a baby and someone gave it away it would be mean, so I feel bad for my dogs.

Ellen: Paris, you have to spay and neuter your pets.

Paris: They all just got fixed.

Ellen: All of ‘em?

Paris: (pause) (unconvincingly) Yes.

Ellen: No. You’re lying again!

Paris: Two–two of them weren’t.

On a cat that was forgotten at a vet’s office:

TMZ has learned that Miss P adopted the puddy tat — which she named Prada — at the Kris Kelly Foundation last May, about a week before she headed to Lynwood Jail. After Paris was released, we’re told she knew she had to have Prada neutered, but didn’t get around to it until a few weeks ago, on January 30.

But here’s the problem — nobody came back for Prada! About a week later, Kris Kelly herself called Paris to find out what happened, but she still hasn’t heard back as to what to do with Paris’ pussy.

Paris’ people say this is nothing to meow about. The cat was to be dropped off to be neutered and then delivered to one of Paris’ peeps. That apparently hasn’t happened yet. But Kris tells us that it’s “a clear-cut case of abandonment” (no pun intended, we think) and has decided not to return the cat.

In 2004, listing the animals she can remember:

Yeah, I’m a big animal lover. Tinkerbell is my life. She comes with me everywhere. I also have a ferret named Dolce & Gabbana. Ferrets are illegal [in New York], but whatever. I just bought a bobcat yesterday. She’s a little girl. I have rats, snakes, and a bunch of other animals, too, like cats and an iguana.

And from 2007, another inventory of her collection:

Paris says, “My animals make me really happy.” When speaking about how many animals she has, the socialite says, “eleven dogs, three cats, three ferrets, two rabbits, and two monkeys.” Many of these animals are allowed to run free around her home according to Hilton.

She tells Elle that the monkeys and ferrets are kept at her ranch but, “the dogs and cats and bunnies run around my house. I have this guy, Eric, who’s like a zookeeper, and he’s with them all the time. He loves them, and I love them, too. But since I work a lot I’m not always home.”

In addition to the well known Chihuahuas, Tinkerbell and Bambi, Hilton owns a Rottweiler named Tyson and eight other dogs. In 2005, Hilton got in some trouble with animal authorities.

The first incident involved Hilton purchasing a kinkajou. The animal, Baby Luv had to be given up because it was illegal to be owned as a pet. The second instance involved Hilton attempting to own a baby kangaroo as a pet, which she purchased in Australia. She has also won numerous awards for being the worst pet owner on the planet.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…this woman is not an animal lover, she is an animal hoarder. She attaches human emotions to animals, she collects them as though they were things, she is convinced she is the only one who can truly love these animals, and by believing she is doing something so wonderful with these animals. All classic signs.

And she’s being rewarded for this behavior with a television show. Is this not a perfect example of what is so wrong and screwed up about the celeb lifestyle and those who pay to televise it? Besides, it’s pretty clear that “hitting the clubs and parties over here in the same way she does back home” is the real reason for the show. And are they serious, saying that tiaras for dogs are of “real importance”?

Makes me glad I have cats. Just try to put a tiara on a cat.

do not want!

There’s something unholy about a Paris Hilton caressing South African orphans.

Not only because she is a diseased attention-whore, but also because she has a history of being a bigoted racist who has been video-taped screwing people on films and wharfing lines of coke the size of a center-divider on the freeway.

IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com – Paris Hilton’s Racist New Years Part 2

Clearly a sense of shame is not something Paris possesses, because she used a visit to South Africa to pimp herself out as some kind of good samaritan. I suppose it’s possible the administrators of the South African orphanage where Paris visited where unaware of her legendary whorishness, but we here in the States, where stories of Paris are usually accompanied with mugshots, bare vaginas and penises, are not buying it.

At least Glosslip’s not buying it. Do not be fooled by the beautiful faces of these children, Paris is still all about Paris.

Paris was in South Africa with her boyfriend of the moment, Good Charlotte’s Bengi Madden (brother of Nicole Ritchie’s baby-daddy Joel Madden) where they will be performing in Johannesburg, at the aptly titled My Coke Fest. Seriously, who came up with that title? Some marketing reject? Paris and My Coke Fest? Sounds like any weekend at casa de Hilton. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

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