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03/21/2007 (7:59 am)

My Review of Perez Hilton Playing Himself On FX’s “Dirt”

Well, I must say he seems incredibly believable.  It’s almost like he was born to play this part.  In fact, some might say his entire career was a build up to this moment.  Emmy worthy dare I say?  My overall feeling about this performance?

Gay, gay and VERY VERY GAY!!!!

My favorite moment: when the celebrity types on her computer: He’s a dick.  That really worked for me. Although….I think flaming a-hole would have been slightly more appropro.

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Filed under: Perez Hilton

03/19/2007 (3:06 pm)

Does Perez Hilton Have Aids? OMG, That Would Be Like Totally Awesome!!

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I don’t have any reliable news sources to verify this, but what does it matter. Perez Hilton never does either.  I may have sunk my enormous career as celeb writer.  If so, it was worth it.  I don’t like Denise Richards, but calling her daughter a “slut in training” goes beyond the pale.

What do ethics matter?  Since no one else will ever take him down, including the tabloid sites who feed off of him, I am just not giving a crap whether stories I write about him are true.  So, I think everytime I see something stupid and mean on his site that has no basis in fact and reality, I am going to just write what I think might be true.  Unethical?  Hell yeah.  Totally called for.  Absolutely.  This guy is a complete menace to the celebrity field and to label an innocent little girl a “slut” is the kind of thing a person should get punched in their fat, queer face for.

Gee, Perez, I guess you can sue me.  And then you can kiss my ass.  Every square inch of it.  You know, kind of like you kiss Paris Hilton’s.

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Filed under: Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton

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