Dina Lohan: We Have No Choice But To Do A Reality Show
Well, not to quibble, but yes, Dina…you do have a choice. However, I don’t expect you to make the “Responsible Caring Nurturing Parent Who Doesn’t Whore Their Children Out To The Spotlight” choice. Really, it would destroy all the preconceived notions I have about you.
Pimp Mama ShizLoLo talked about the upcoming reality show featuring her “other” daughter, Ali (oh yeah, and Mama will be in it, too, did you expect anything less?):
Dina, 45, tells PageSix.com that they decided to do a reality show because, “… we have no choice. Tabloids and reality shows are not going away. If they know who Ali is as a person, it’s better.†[...]
Although Lindsay may be making a few cameos on the show, Dina insists, “Lindsay has her own career. It’s about Ali.â€
Last month, Ali told Teen Vogue, “I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does… I want it so bad. So bad you don’t even know.”
Although big sis Lindsay has been through the Hollywood ringer this year, Ali has no reservations about being in the spotlight, telling PageSix.com, “I’m so excited.â€
In fact, the Mean Girls star had some advice for little sister Ali. Ali tells PageSix.com that Lindsay told her, “Stay strong. Don’t let rumors tear you apart. Don’t let anybody bring you down.â€
That’s the same kind of generic crap we used to write in our friends’ high school yearbooks. Can’t she come up with something better than a line stolen off a lucite keychain at All For $1?
I thought perhaps Dina would have learned to keep her children out of the spotlight after observing what happened to her eldest child, but then I remembered it was Dina Whoreherchildrenoutasfastasshecanhan, and my sanity returned, as if somebody suddenly dopeslapped me hard on the back of the head. Which is exactly what Dina needs.
Once Ali’s usefulness to Dina is exhausted (as Lindsay’s is), wonder if she’ll start in on the boys? My guess is they wouldn’t look as good in a topless photoshoot. But seriously…if Ali became an adult and then decided she wanted to pursue an acting career, then she could go for it and it would be a totally different thing. But the girl is fourteen years old! Whatever happened to, “No!”?
Oh wait.
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