Wow.  You know it’s got to be bad when one of your own fan clubs turns on you.

Over at sienna-miller.org, a fan site devoted to the actress, it seems that the person running it has had enough of Sienna’s shenanigans and is jumping ship:

It must be obvious that my heart has not been in this site for the past couple of years. This is due to several reasons, the main ones being the loss of Katy and Maddie from the site staff, a lack of time, and how Sienna has changed. Regarding the change in Sienna, I know others at the forum feel the same, and while some may argue she has simply grown up and reacted to events in a normal way, I cannot get past the fact that to me she has completely changed from the Sienna I became a fan of back in 2004. I don’t say that lightly because (believe it or not) I do still have a lot of respect for Sienna and still consider myself a supportive fan.

I’ve tried to forget about that and update whenever I can (although yes, that has not been much!) … however, recent events – that of Sienna’s affair with a married father of 4 and extremely public PDA’s – have heightened my lack of interest in the site and Sienna. We do not know the whole story behind this affair, and some may argue it is not our place to judge BUT when Sienna can cavort so publicly and so shamelessly with this man who IS married and does have 4 children (including a baby only a few months old) with his wife, my respect for her goes out of the window. One minute she says she wants to be taken seriously as an actress and she’s sick of all the false stories about her in the press … and the next she’s topless on a beach with a married man’s hands all over her – come on Sienna, you know the paparazzi are going to be around. If she was serious about being taken seriously she would, well, not display herself so publicly like this.

I do have a huge amount of respect for Sienna’s career – I think she chooses fantastic roles and I am genuinely excited to see how her career is going to progress. However, unfortunately her career is always going to take a back seat to the tabloid rubbish, and no matter how hard we try to avoid the gossip we just can’t.

Therefore I am looking for someone to become a co-webmistress/master here at Sienna Online. You will be responsible for keeping not only the gallery, but also the news and all other content up-to-date. You need to have excellent sources, be willing to buy magazines to scan etc., have a similar ‘work ethic’ to me (ie must like original content etc!) and have time to update regularly/at least a few times each week. You must be able to keep up with everything in Sienna-world. To apply just send me an email. I’m aware I have asked for this a few times before and never actually got back to anyone – that is because no-one has fully fitted the bill.

If I do not find someone suitable soon, then I’m sad to say that Sienna Online will be closing. I am reluctant to close because of the work that has gone into this site over the years, the fact that we have been here since Sienna’s career first took off, and because we are the only website with complete, in depth content. However, I’m at a point now where I would close the site if I can’t find someone to run it properly, like it deserves.

Wow.  Sienna has fans?  I thought they would have all bailed by this point.

To get you up to speed, Sienna was caught cavorting on the beaches of Italy with Balthazar Getty, very married actor and father of four shortly after dumping boyfriend Rhys Ifans.  To some, this was a case of life imitating life, as one of the reasons she and Jude Law separated was because of his affair with his kids’ nanny.  Her “friendly” ways may have contributed as well.  She’s also been romantically linked to various other men/co-stars.  She’s just real friendly!

So anyway, the position as Sienna’s fan is open.  I’d go apply for it myself, but…I don’t like Sienna Miller.  I think that kind of disqualifies me.  So, I am passing along this golden opportunity to you.  Here’s a dream job just chock-full of opportunity for advancement…that is, if you’re married.  And kind of cute.  And male.  Well, perhaps not necessarily.

(btw, the post on the Sienna Miller fan site was made August 6, and it is now September 30.  Seems the position is still open.  Ain’t sayin’, just sayin’.)

Actress Sienna Miller has been making the pages of all the redtops over in the UK for her promiscuous ways.  Add Balthazar Getty, himself no paragon of virtue, throw in a yacht and a sunny climate, dispense with the bikini tops, and you’ve got the makings of a little scandal going.  In case you haven’t been following, Sienna and Balthazar, a married father of four, have been spotted sneaking around, meeting in Prague and playing around on a boat, in full view of the world.

It seems that Balthazar has finally admitted that his marriage is over:

Sienna Miller’s lover Balthazar Getty has publicly announced his marriage to Rosetta Getty, the mother of his four children, is over.

It comes just a week after steamy pictures of the actor and scantily clad Sienna were spotted cavorting around while holidaying on the Amalfi coast.

He said in a statement: ‘The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved.

‘In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further.’

This, after photos surfaced of he and a topless Sienna kissing on a yacht in Italy.  So much for their continued denials of a relationship.

Look, I realize that sometimes a marriage just breaks down and there’s nothing that you can do to save it.  I’m not a big fan of divorce, but I realize that sometimes it happens.  But at least get the divorce first before you start in with another woman, huh?  That’s really just crass.  Separated does not mean divorced.  I mean, this guy is married with four kids.  What is he doing hanging around with Sienna Miller?

Besides, does he really want to throw away his marriage for Sienna, by all accounts a serial maneater?  Does anybody remember why she and Jude Law broke up?  Yep, it was because he was having an affair with the nanny for his children by his ex-wife Sadie Frost…who became Jude’s ex-wife because Sienna had an affair with him.  And that’s just one of the scandals concerning her.  What’s to say he won’t end up as just another notch on the bedpost?

Sienna once said this about Daisy Wright, the nanny with whom Jude Law had an affair:

‘Daisy better live in fear. I’m quite looking forward to the days when our paths will cross, which I know they will. I just hope that woman doesn’t run into me in a dark alley.’

For Sienna’s sake, she’d better hope Rosetta Getty doesn’t feel the same way, although who could blame her if she did.

 

Just when I didn’t think I could love Sienna Miller (love = crack her head open like a coconut and inspect contents) any more, she goes and wows us all over again with her cleverness and unique brand of idiocy.

In an interview  for the Guardian, Miller pontificates on some of the recent benchmarks in her upward climb to being the most hated and loathed celebrity.  And in this day and age of celebrities that is some kind of accomplishment.  After reading this interview to promote her new movie Factory Girl, a biopic about Edie Sedwick of Andy Warhol fame, we discover not only that Sienna is preposteriously addicted to droning on and on about herself, but she’s kind of a slag.  If I may be so bold.  Unlike the guy interviewer her, who is neither bold, nor insightful.

Sienna on her reputation for being a slut:

“Apparently, I’ve shagged half of Hollywood. And that’s not true. I’m supposed to have shagged Orlando Bloom, Daniel Craig, Leonardo DiCaprio …” But you were going out with Orlando – I know, I read it in the papers. “I was not! Orlando and I went to a pizza restaurant when I was 17 years old before he was Orlando … Who else am I supposed to have slept with? Daniel, Orlando, Leonardo, Jude (but that’s all right), Josh Hartnett, Puff Daddy.” And she runs through it again, counting on her fingers, all the people she’s not shagged. Had she met them? “Yeah, I’d met them … you are allowed to have male friends!”

Of course you are allowed to have male friends.  And those male friends expect you to sleep with them.  Like duh!

Sienna on long division:

 ”I’d say, ‘When would I use long division?’ and the teacher would say, ‘When you’re in a supermarket and you want to calculate the price of your food before you get to the till,’ and I’d think, ‘Well, I’d take a f*cking calculator, you nob.

Long division can also help determine if you are a slut.  Divide one Sienna Miller, by 50 Hollywood A-listers who can help her become a star and you get what, like 5 billion STD’s? My calculations might be off by a million or so.  Long division is so much more sophisticated than counting on your fingers.  I mean it’s not like she has a hundred fingers or something.

But wait, there’s more…