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05/09/2008 (1:43 pm)

The Hill’s Audrina Patridge Spends Small Fortune For Her Birthday

I swore I would not write about these ~~knuckleheads~~ reality stars on our hallowed blog, but hey, even I can be shallow from time to time

So when I saw this PR release in my inbox, I checked it out and the sticker shock on what Audrina spent on her OWN birthday made me almost drop a deuce in my 100% cotton, reasonably priced drawers. While $4000 may not be much in Audrina’s world, for me $4000 is a large investment. I can say in an entire YEAR, I might have spent about half that amount on clothes for the WHOLE family. Granted, I am a bargain shopper and wait for sales at the Gap, Macy’s, and I sometimes shop at Marshall’s and TJMaxx when I can, but for the most part, I wouldn’t dream for a second about spending more than $15 on a t-shirt.

I don’t know how much these girls make being on their fake-reality show, “The Hills,” but DAMN, I want that job. The ladies of “The Hills” were featured on Rolling Stones most recent cover. WHY? I can think of about 15000 other individuals more compelling than these ladies, but hey, it’s what the young people want.

Here’s the PR release, we get these pretty often, I ignore them frequently because it’s not relevant in my view of Celeb culture, but hey, seeing what people spend is kind of interesting:

But wait, there’s more…

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Filed under: Celebrity Culture, Crimes of Fashion, Speidi

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02/21/2008 (9:37 am)

Ever Wanted To Be Heidi And Spencer? Now, Your Dream Can Come True!

I have to admit that a guilty pleasure of mine is watching the tabloid antics of these two. From Heidi Montag’s glorious video for Higher to Spencer Pratt’s constant self-affirmations that he is a mover and shaker to their oh-so-spontaneous photo-ops, I wake up every morning wondering just how they’re going to top themselves. Well, I believe the day has arrived that I’ve been waiting for…yes, the Speidi video game is in the works:

“We’re definitely developing the Heidi and Spencer video game,” Pratt told Usmagazine.com last week at video game giant Electronic Arts’ Burnout Paradise pre-Valentine’s Day lounge in L.A.

Pratt, who said he is collaborating with EA on the game, told Us, “it’s top secret. Let’s just say that everyone will be addicted.”

Good news to those who love-to-hate The Hills pair: “You can definitely play as us or you can play against us,” Pratt said. “You can even torture me.”

He said “there’s going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors,” adding, “just be ready, that’s all I have to say.”

Expect the game to hit shelves in 2009, Pratt said, “right around Christmastime, probably.”

And of course, since true love always prevails, they’ll still be together almost two years from now. Because this relationship isn’t about money or fame or getting one’s name in the papers…no, this relationship is for reals, bay-bee! I now totally believe in romantic wishes and happy endings, because if these two can find true love, then by golly jinkies so can I. I wanna be Speidi!

BRB…I need to find my insulin, and then I gotta run down to GameStop and pre-order my copy today!