Robin Leach (yes, that Robin Leach) has some interesting dirt on what went on between blonde singer Jessica Simpson and QB Tony Romo this past weekend.  Apparently, they were in Vegas when a weekend that started out beautifully, with parties and breakfast in bed, suddenly turned very ugly:

It began when Jessica, Tony and the players all hit the Peacock Lounge for high limit blackjack. Jessica was said to have won $5,000 and then they retired to their penthouse while the others went onto the Body English nightclub. The couple even spent some time tanning in the sunshine rays at the new $8 million makeover pool at the Hard Rock while watching the NFL draft on their private cabana HD TV screens. At some point, however, allegedly Tony, who was rumored to be paid a $15,000 appearance fee at Body English took the money and went gambling. My spywitnesses tell me that by the time he was finished he’d lost a fortune and I swear to you I was told that the figure could have run as high as a whopping $2.5 million. Whatever the staggering loss totaled it immediately put a damper on their fun weekend. I’m reliably told Hard Rock officials offered to pay Jessica a bonus $25,000 if she’d co-host at Body English the second night with Tony.

Allegedly a livid Jessica refused because she’s paid far more for personal appearances and the fun weekend had suddenly turned into a commercial gig. Also she was said to be “angry beyond words” over his gambling and the large loss. Insiders told me that one thing led to another and they wound up in a “furious fight.” I was then told that instead of turning up together for a third day of “fun in the sun” at DMX’s party for the re-opening of the Rehab summer pool they both left town unexpectedly.

That pop you just heard was Joe Simpson’s head exploding.  Twice.

Forget Jessica (and the heart attack this news is sure to give her father).  I’m wondering if Tony needs a personal assistant, because anyone who can drop that kind of cheddar and still be rich…well, either he should hire me as a PA or I need to learn to throw a football.

I guess only time will tell if the rumor of their going their separate ways is true or not.  Expect a denial from Jessica’s camp any moment now.  But Robin has proven to have excellent “sources”, so…?

I wonder if they had caek in their suite?

Whatchoo gonna do, brutha, when your thang on the side tells all about you!

It’s bad enough when your father decides to do a little boinking on the side, it’s worse when it turns out to be one of your friends.  That’s the dilemma facing Brooke Hogan, because it seems her father, famous wrestler/reality TV star/permissive overindulgent father Hulk Hogan, did just that:

According to a tabloid report, Hulk Hogan, who is divorcing Linda Bollea after nearly twenty-five years of marriage, cheated on his wife with a female friend of his teen daughter Brooke.

Thirty-three year old Christiane Plante, who worked with nineteen year old Brooke on her 2006 LP, has confessed to her affair with the fifty-four year old dad of her friend in a snitching report with The National Enquirer.

Christine claims the affair took place in 2007 while the family was shooting their VH1 reality show Hogan Knows Best:

“My relationship with Terry began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong. Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions. I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”

Hopefully the money she received for the interview she did with the National Enquirer will ease the pain she feels.  After all, nothing says “I’m sorry for banging your dad” like a few hundred thousand dollars worth of tell-all interview.  Unless it’s chocolates.

According to Perez, Brooke is rather upset about the whole thing:

Apparently Brooke is so distraught, she has even posted this ominous entry on her official blog.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

hey….
Current mood: distressed
Category: Life

I’m going through one of the hardest issues i’ve ever had to deal with in my life…please keep me and my family in your prayers…. I’m continuing work in the studio… I’m sure my writing will reflect my state of mind at the moment. I need all the support i can get. thank you…

love you much,
b

Wonder what she’s referring to????

We’re there for ya Brookie!

Update: Brooke also posted the following blog but later deleted it!!!!!!

Saturday, February 23, 2008

i never thought…

Current mood: sad
Category: Life

When your best friend and one of your closest family members that you have loved unconditionally since your first day on this earth, betrays you together, you could MAYBE find it in yourself to forgive one day… but you will NEVER forget the hurt they caused you and how it hurt the people who mean the most to you…its the worst feeling in the world to be betrayed. And worse to know you can never trust the one you should be able to…

“I never thought.”  Yeah, let’s stop right there, because that seems to be the motto of the Bolleas.  Maybe they should engrave that on the family crest, along with two crossed muscular arms, a wrecked automobile, a crushed beer can, a bottle of spray-tan, and a syringe of steroids.

Seriously…after all those steroids over the years, having an affair with the Hulkster is probably like trying to get it on with a jellybean.

So maybe you’re having a Super Bowl party, and one of your guests gets just a little too, shall we say, happy after imbibing of your refreshments, and then they proceed to regurgitate all over your new flat screen. Or maybe you’ve been invited to a party by a friend, and you go with someone who is your ride, and you can’t leave even after the drunken host starts hitting on you, and then, in the boring third quarter, attempts to get you alone by locking you in the guest bathroom and trying to get his own backfield in motion.

But I guarantee you aren’t going to have as bad a time as this guy:

It was bad enough for screenwriter and New England Patriots fan Scott Rosenberg when his model/actress girlfriend Bridget Moynahan left him for the quarterback of his favorite football team. Now, with the Pats in the Super Bowl and Giants fans expecting to taunt Tom Brady with masks that have his ex-girlfriend Bridget’s face on them, Rosenberg (the writer of such films as High Fidelity, Con Air and Gone in 60 Seconds) is feeling even more pain.

“I don’t think the masks will upset Brady at all,” he told PageSix.com last night at the Maxim Super Bowl party held at Rande Gerber’s new Scottsdale restaurant, The Stone Rose Lounge. “The only person the masks will bother is me. Me in a sea of Bridget masks. That’s how the story ends.”

Think about that when your neighbor spills his Bud in your queso dip.

I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars, even though I like to see ballroom dancing (Strictly Ballroom is one of my favorite movies), but I kind of kept up on this competition because of one man: Helio. That’s right, the two-time Indy 500 winner won the dancing competition, and all that was missing was a fence for him to climb.

So why isn’t the champ celebrating with his fiancee? Well, it could be because his fiancee is no longer his fiancee:

“I haven’t talked to him in two months,” [Aliette] Vazquez said. “I am devastated.”

While Vazquez, a Cuban fashion designer, did not give a reason for calling off the engagement, she hinted that the nuptials nixing was a long time coming.

“I came out for the first episode of Dancing and haven’t seen him since,” she said.

Castroneves himself confirmed the split.

“I can confirm that Aliette Vazquez and I have called off our engagement and are no longer together,” he said. “At this time, I would prefer to keep my private life private.”

The former couple had already pushed back their wedding to 2008, for which Heilo cited his busy schedule of auto racing and dancing, while apparently the kiss in the above photo is a ’stage kiss’ done as part of the dance routine.

But, there are rumors that there is more than just dancing between Helio and his dance partner, Julianne Hough:

Castroneves told entertainment news show “Extra” on Wednesday that he has split from his fiancée, Aliette Vazquez. There’s speculation that the breakup may have been caused by a budding romance between Castroneves and his “Dancing With the Stars” partner, Julianne Hough. The two shared a kiss on Tuesday night’s show.

“It was the beginning of something,” Castroneves told “Extra,” “[but] it [the relationship] was beyond that point. It was time to let go.”

He had just been on the television show The View talking about his win, and about dancing at his wedding. But after the show, he indicated that the interview was about the dancing, not his personal life, and he preferred not to talk about that with the chatty ladies on the show.

So hmm. It could very well be that they are just platonic friends, but maybe Julianne taught Helio more than just how to ball change.