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07/31/2009 (9:37 am)

Jon Gosselin Heckled Out Of The Hamptons

Before Kate left Jon I almost felt sorry for him. Yes I did call him a spineless man in a previous article, but I always felt that Kate was such a controlling total bee-yotch, perhaps Jon was kind of like a battered husband. Well I am changing my tune now.

As of late Jon has been see sucking down cocktails in the French Riviera on a yacht with girlfriend Hailey to discuss a clothing line with designer Christain Audigier. It has been reported that Jon is also now seeing tabloid reporter Kate Major. Oh the irony! Jon dating a tabloid reporter. That is like Tom Cruise dating a psychiatrist.

The real piece of comedic fodder here, is John’s recent trip to the Hamptons. Where people who talk with clenched teeth complain how hard it is to find a decent maid as they check their watches to be sure they don’t miss their tee off time at the Maidstone.

OK Magazine has the full story.

I guess Jon Goselin  has been hanging with Michael Lohan. So I guess he felt if he showed up at the Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge in Bridgehampton, that he can jump into a conversation with someone and rub elbows with some of Hampton’s humdingers of elite. But after his fourth circle around the tent dressed in his J. Crew clothes (how gauche) and flip flops, the heckles and laughter began to ensue, and he hightailed it out of there.

Oh Jon, really? The Mercedes Polo challenge? Talk about being out of your league. Don’t you know if you put lipstick on a pig, it’s still a pig?

It seems Jon got a taste of stardom and is now tying to hob knob with the droll and snoity. Perhaps Jon should give the Hogans a call. They seem to be more Jon’s speed. Maybe he can date Brooke if he can get rid of rapper boyfriend “Stack$“. Shouldn’t  be too difficult…John can just dangle something shiny in front of him.That should do it. Then with Stack$ out of the way, Jon and Brooke can start a whole new reality show! Maybe call it “Jon and Brooke Chill In South Beach“. Then they can go up to the Hamptons and pick out a polo pony. Awwww. 

Gee I sure hope TLC doesn’t read this. I don’t want to give them any more stupid ideas. We have enough to contend with shows like Toddlers in Tiaras, What Not To Wearand that other show….. ummm what was it called again? *snicker*

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Filed under: Attention Whores, Big Dummies, Divorce, Humor, Jon and Kate Gosselin, STFU or GTFO, Show Me The Money, The Hogans, Trainwrecks, epic fail, pwned!, total pwnage

05/06/2009 (3:37 pm)

Brooke Hogan Turns 21, Could Use A Shave

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The last time I saw makeup this expertly applied was at the circus. During the clown car sequence to be exact. Seriously, WTF? is wrong with Brooke Hogan that she can’t use a damn mirror like the rest of us? Every time I see publicity photos of her she looks like she tripped in the Wal-Mart cosmetics aisle and fell onto the entire Wet ‘n’ Wild line of quality products. Clean up on aisle 7, we have a whorey mess.

Who keeps telling her blue eye shadow that looks like it was stuck at the bottom of my mom’s makeup bag for the last 25 years is hot? They need to be fired, then beaten, then fired again. Then again, like most girls she probably learned the fine art of makeup application from her mom, and well, we know what a natural beauty Linda Hogan is!

Also, Brooke, your five o’clock shadow just hit midnight, time to shave dear.

And just for shins and grins, here’s Brooke’s dad, Hulk “I know why OJ did it” Hogan who was out with his two twin-bots in Vegas to celebrate her Brooke’s 21st birthday. Do you think the Hulk has a “type”? That was rhetorical.

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(via Dlisted, via WENN)

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Filed under: Attention Whores, Ewww..., The Hogans, Trainwrecks, WTF?

02/03/2009 (11:18 am)

Look Out, Nick Hogan Can Drive Again

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With some restrictions, of course.  A judge decided that Little Nicky can tool around in a car again as long as he follows a couple of basic rules (no, I’m not talking about those pesky speed limit rules and those limiting don’t-drink-and-drive rules):nickcarcameras

Nick was just granted a driving permit for business-related excursions — meaning he can only drive from home to work and back again … no exceptions.

Last May, a judge ordered Hogan’s license to be revoked for three years because of his 2007 crash that left his buddy, John Graziano, with serious brain damage.

Well.  It’s nice to know that there is a judge who sticks to his ruling, no matter if the client is a pseudo-celeb or not.

Oh wait.

And what is this “business-related excursions” thing?  What sort of business could Little Nicky possibly be doing?  Well, he did go to Sundance with his mommy and her boy-toy, and a quick search turned up that he hosted a fundraiser over the weekend.  But other than that, he’s just been working on his tan and exercising his deliciously keen fashion sense.

Hey, maybe he’s finally getting that real-allity show going that he spoke to his dad about. You know, The New Nick:

NICK:  Will you work on that real-ality [?] deal… [he pronounces it "real allity"]

TERRY:  Yeah.

NICK:  …for me and get that thing lined up, so the minute I walk out of wherever I walk out of, it’s there, boom?

TERRY:  Can you do it while you’re on probation?

NICK:  Yeah, of course.

TERRY:  Yeah.  Okay…you wanna do it with Pink Snickers [?] or you wanna do it with someone else?

NICK:  I wanna do it where I’ll make the most money.

TERRY:  Well then, you need to do it with me, Jason [Hervey], and Eric [Bischoff].

NICK:  Okay.

TERRY:  You know if I’m producing the show I won’t screw you, you know that.

NICK:  Yeah.  Of course.

TERRY:  I’ll getcha every–I’ll make you an owner.

NICK:  Yeah.  I…

TERRY:  You’ll own the show.

NICK:  Yeah.

TERRY:  Y’know.  So let me get to work on that with Eric tonight, he’s here too.

NICK:  Okay, cool.

TERRY:  So dude, we can get that pulled off, dude…

NICK:  Real-ality.

TERRY:  The new Nick, we’ll call it “The New Nick” or something.

NICK:  The New Nick.

TERRY:  Or something.  We’ll have to come up with a good name.  Think of a good name.

NICK:  I’ll be thinking of a good name.

TERRY:  The, the…

NICK:  It’ll be real-ality, how I’m getting back on my feet, and, uh, how I’m recovering after this, celebrity outta jail.

I’ll just leave it at that…I think my work here is done.

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Filed under: The Hogans

11/24/2008 (10:16 am)

Linda Hogan Broke, Penniless, Homeless, And Destitute

The economy has hit all of us hard.  I’ve been trying to reduce my trips in the ol’ vehicle, buying more generic groceries instead of name brands, clipping my coupons, and turning down the heat, all in the name of trying to economize and save money.  But you know it’s bad when Linda Hogan Bollea Whatever is so broke she can’t even pay attention:

Recession or not, it’s extremely hard to balance a budget on $40,000 a month. That’s why Linda Hogan needs more. Oh did we mention — she wants Hulk to foot the bill for her 19-year-old boyfriend’s nautical tuition?

Charley Hill wants to go to sea school, and Linda wants Hulk to pay for what could be the next Captain & Tennille. Getting back to why $40,000 isn’t enough, Linda blew $14 grand at a Bev Hills Doctor’s office this week. Hulk says it’s for cosmetic surgery.

Um.  Hulk?  If I were you, I’d insist on a receipt for that surgery.  You know, just in case there might  be a refund involved.  Hey, I ain’t sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

Wonder when the last time was that Linda visited John Graziano?  You know, the Marine that her son put in a permanent vegetative state due to his stupidity and her lax parenting?  I’m totally sure that part of that $40,000 went to help his family with their medical bills.  I don’t know what people are thinking when they criticize Linda…she’s a saint.  A saint, I tell you.

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Filed under: Divorce, Plastic Surgery Nightmares, Splitzville, The Hogans

10/30/2008 (10:31 am)

Hulk Hogan: Don’t Wreck My Car, Brutha!

It’s nice to know Hulk Hogan has his priorities straight concerning his vehicles.  His soon-to-be-ex-wife’s boytoy Hulkalike wants to drive one of Hulk’s cars, and the big man is having a fit about it:

The Rolls-Royce in question was to sit in storage until their marital assets were divided — because the car loses value if driven. But Linda recently wanted to take it on a joy ride anyway.

Once Hulk’s counsel got word Linda was having the car prepped to drive, they had the Rolls moved to an undisclosed location.

Sources tell us the car’s insurance was “woefully inadequate,” and Hulk had fears Linda’s 19-year-old boyfriend Charley Hill would drive it — which could have put the extremely expensive car at risk.

Maybe if he would have taken the same approach to his kids as he did his vehicles, perhaps that whole accident thing concerning his son Nick would not have happened.  But, at least he knows what is important, right?

Terry, a piece of advice.  If I were you, I’d make sure any insurance on any car I had was totally paid up and adequate.  You know, since she’s so fond of street racing and outrunning the cops.  After all, if Linda Bollea wants to take any car for a joyride, it’s hard to tell just what she’ll be doing while she’s out there:

At one point in the documentary, [Linda] was asked how she feels about street racing.

Her answer: “Oh, I love it. I love it. The rush, the speed on the road, stereo blasting, heart-pounding, racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It’s awesome.”

Anybody know what zero to sixty is in a Rolls?

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Filed under: Ain't Sayin'/Just Sayin', Cougar Madness, Divorce, Splitzville, The Hogans

10/21/2008 (10:10 am)

Nick Hogan Celebrates His “Get Out Of Jail Free” Card

That’s right, folks…stay off the streets, Little Nicky Hogan is a free, uh, man.  It seems that one hundred and sixty-six days is roughly equivalent to the life of his friend John:

Nick Hogan was released from Pinellas County Jail just after midnight Tuesday morning. We’re told he arrived back at his mom Linda’s house to a thumping party, replete with loud music and cops surveying the scene.

Nick pleaded no contest to a felony charge of reckless driving involving serious bodily injury back in May. He was sentenced to eight months but only served the aforementioned 166 days due to “good time” credit.

His best friend, John Graziano, remains hospitalized and will require medical care the rest of his life.

Because nothing says, “I’m sorry for putting my friend in a vegetative state,” like a window-rattling partay.  Nick was met by his sister Brooke, who was her usual understated, classy self.  Again, nothing shows the true concept of “Redemption” as much as a lovely tattoo right above your buttcrack.

Seaking of Brooke, she took to the interwebs again and blogged about the upcoming reunion on her MySpace:

Hey you guys…as you all know, my brothers gettin out tomorrow…I cant even tell you, as a sister, how exciting this is for me! Nick and I are like best friends…and i cant believe how long Ive gone without him…. Not seeing him for 6 months has been really really hard. He always knows how to make me feel better or make me smile when I need it, and its been tough without having him there to hug me just at the right time, or crack a joke when im havin a bad day.

There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn’t make it through another day… Some people wish terrible terrible things on us and say the the most nasty comments that I can’t even repeat on here… It really hurts. I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don’t know the whole story, or how much we really really love John. Its really sad, because were not bad people….were just going through a really hard time, and so is John’s family. I feel sorry for the people who are misinformed because all they have to go off of is the media, which lets just face it, is NEVER a reliable source. Even the news, when that should be the most accurate…its probably the most far off. I didn’t come on here to vent, and I know this still wont change peoples opinion or what they think about my family. But I know that you never really know, until you actually walk in someones shoes. And that goes in all directions. All I ask, is instead of making this harder, and putting evil things out there, you pray for John and for us, and leave words of inspiration. I know- like I know -like I know- John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be ok again. I know his strength and I know he can do it with our prayers…… To all the people who have been supportive- It has helped MORE than you will ever know. I can not thank you enough…..Please pray for my brothers safety too… this is a really tough time he has gone through and I know all he wants to do is show you, John and his family how much he cares and understands.

ok. Back to the happy stuff! …….I just can’t wait to see my Nicky! Im gonna make him every kind of food you can possibly think of! Hes been living on bread an potatoes so far and I know some mac’n'cheese is gonna hit the spot! LOL Thanks so much for listening and keep praying! Every day will be better and better and better. God bless you! Have a safe day!

God gives us intelligence and expects us to use it.  Barring a total, miraculous, divine reconstruction of John’s head and brain, there is no way John is going to walk out of the hospital, and no amount of “positive thinking” or “positive confession” is going to change that.  I believe in the miraculous power of God, but I also know real reality when I see it.  It isn’t enough to live in denial and whitewash it as ”faith”.

All anyone has ever wanted is for Nick and his family to accept responsibility and show even a little bit of remorse for what they’ve done.  So far, all we’ve got have been failed attempts at blame-shifting and a very definite refusal of the Hogans to accept the reality of what they’ve done.

And let’s not forget that real-ality show Nick has been talking about to his father.  What was it he wanted to title it, The New Nick?

NICK:  Will you work on that real-ality [?] deal… [he pronounces it "real allity"]

TERRY:  Yeah.

NICK:  …for me and get that thing lined up, so the minute I walk out of wherever I walk out of, it’s there, boom?

TERRY:  Can you do it while you’re on probation?

NICK:  Yeah, of course.

TERRY:  Yeah.  Okay…you wanna do it with Pink Snickers [?] or you wanna do it with someone else?

NICK:  I wanna do it where I’ll make the most money.

TERRY:  Well then, you need to do it with me, Jason [Hervey], and Eric [Bischoff].

NICK:  Okay.

TERRY:  You know if I’m producing the show I won’t screw you, you know that.

NICK:  Yeah.  Of course.

TERRY:  I’ll getcha every–I’ll make you an owner.

NICK:  Yeah.  I…

TERRY:  You’ll own the show.

NICK:  Yeah.

TERRY:  Y’know.  So let me get to work on that with Eric tonight, he’s here too.

NICK:  Okay, cool.

TERRY:  So dude, we can get that pulled off, dude…

NICK:  Real-ality.

TERRY:  The new Nick, we’ll call it “The New Nick” or something.

NICK:  The New Nick.

TERRY:  Or something.  We’ll have to come up with a good name.  Think of a good name.

NICK:  I’ll be thinking of a good name.

TERRY:  The, the…

NICK:  It’ll be real-ality, how I’m getting back on my feet, and, uh, how I’m recovering after this, celebrity outta jail.

Wonder if he’s thought of a good name yet?  I’m shooting for Meet The New Nick, Same As The Old Nick.  Or maybe I Walked Away Because God Likes Me Better.  Seriously, I wonder just how long it will take to get this all together.

But I still think we could get a new reality show out of this.  It should feature a 27/7 camera aimed at John Graziano’s hospital room, showing the real reality of just what this family’s selfishness did.

Which, in case you’ve forgotten, is this.

I AM WARNING YOU NOW, THESE PHOTOGRAPHS AND VIDEO ARE VERY GRAPHIC AND EXTREMELY UPSETTING.  DO NOT CLICK THROUGH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR IF THIS WILL DISTURB YOU.  I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED; DO NOT COMMENT ON THEIR GRAPHIC NATURE AS IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN.

You can follow our continuing coverage of the Hogan family here.


But wait, there’s more…

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Filed under: The Hogans, Uncategorized

09/24/2008 (9:23 am)

Nick Hogan Bollea Whatever Set For Early Release

However John Graziano, former Marine, remains in a hospital bed, where he will probably be for the rest of his life:

Nick’s being released from Pinellas County Jail on Oct. 21, three months short of the eight-month sentence he got for felony reckless driving. His early release is for good behavior.

Nick earned his release through a system of credits issued to each inmate:

This early release program is very typical and each inmates time served is controlled with a credit system.  Upon entering the facility they are given credits and as long as they keep their nose clean they can put those credits towards early dismissal.  So if you were thinking that Nicky was getting special treatment – think again.

Maybe if Nick had practiced good behavior BEFORE getting behind the wheel of a motorized bomb and driving like an idiot, he wouldn’t have been in jail to start with.  Oh yeah, and his “friend” would not be in a vegetative state.  But then, the concepts of personal responsibility and behaving properly aren’t exactly what the Hogan family is known for.

I wonder just how long it will take for Nicky Bollocks to get started on that real-ality show that he and his dad were talking about not so long ago?  Remember that little conversation?

NICK:  Will you work on that real-ality [?] deal… [he pronounces it "real allity"]

TERRY:  Yeah.

NICK:  …for me and get that thing lined up, so the minute I walk out of wherever I walk out of, it’s there, boom?

TERRY:  Can you do it while you’re on probation?

NICK:  Yeah, of course.

TERRY:  Yeah.  Okay…you wanna do it with Pink Snickers [?] or you wanna do it with someone else?

NICK:  I wanna do it where I’ll make the most money.

TERRY:  Well then, you need to do it with me, Jason, and Eric.

NICK:  Okay.

TERRY:  You know if I’m producing the show I won’t screw you, you know that.

NICK:  Yeah.  Of course.

TERRY:  I’ll getcha every–I’ll make you an owner.

NICK:  Yeah.  I…

TERRY:  You’ll own the show.

NICK:  Yeah.

TERRY:  Y’know.  So let me get to work on that with Eric tonight, he’s here too.

NICK:  Okay, cool.

TERRY:  So dude, we can get that pulled off, dude…

NICK:  Real-ality.

TERRY:  The new Nick, we’ll call it “The New Nick” or something.

NICK:  The New Nick.

TERRY:  Or something.  We’ll have to come up with a good name.  Think of a good name.

NICK:  I’ll be thinking of a good name.

TERRY:  The, the…

NICK:  It’ll be real-ality, how I’m getting back on my feet, and, uh, how I’m recovering after this, celebrity outta jail.

I just can’t wait to see who ponies up millions of dollars to have the First! Exclusive! Interview! with Nick.  Gee, wonder in who’s pockets that money will be going?  But whatever will Nick say?  After all, he’s been sitting in jail with nothing to think about.

Like I’ve said before, if this family shows even a bit of honest remorse for what happened, I’d be the first one to point it out.  But so far all I’ve seen is excuses, whining, and attempts to make money.  Hardly the acts of remorseful people.  Hey, Nick, if you can work it into your busy Hollywood schedule to visit your buddy John, leave the Nerf gun at home, mkay?

To follow GlossLip’s continuing coverage of this whole sordid saga, click here.  Warning, there are some very disturbing photos and video in that link, so don’t say you haven’t been warned.

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Filed under: The Hogans

09/12/2008 (9:20 am)

Brooke Hogan Thinks Young People Should, Like, Vote And Stuff…Well, Everyone But Her, That Is

It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on the Hogans, any of them, and so I thought it was time I checked out what America’s favorite dysfunctional family was up to.  Let me tell you right now, I am sorry I ever turned over this particular rock.  Quick, put it back!

Brooke Hogan has never been what one might call…um…well, smart, but I truly didn’t think she would exist in such an oxygen-deprived vacuum as to not even know who the Republican vice-presidential candidate is:

INTERVIEWER GUY:  Can we get your thoughts on Sarah Palin?

BROOKE HOGAN:  Who’s that?

IG:  That’s the vice-presidential candidate for John McCain.

BH:  Oh, that’s really bad that I don’t know that, isn’t it?

Well, at least she admits it.  One thing I’ve always stressed is to know your shortcomings.  It hurts less that way.

But wait…Brooke does have a candidate in mind to vote for, although she might have to use a write-in ballot:

BH:  Everybody knows, though, that I’m not very keen on, like, voting and stuff.  You know who I’m voting for?  I’m voting for God, because He’s in the party of freedom, dude.

There you have it.  I really don’t think God needs Brooke Hogan stumping for Him, though.  I’m pretty sure He has it under control.

Brooke also encourages others to get out there and vote…well, except for her, because that is an action that she admitted earlier she wasn’t too “keen” on:

BH:  …I totally support young kids voting, whether it’s in, y’know, voting for class president or voting for a real President.  I think that, I think every young person should vote and be, uh, knowledgeable on it.  I’m just not because I’ve been working so much…

I guess that explains it.

Do I really need to elaborate further?  Let’s face it, this sort of thing just kind of writes itself.  Exactly the sort of post I need for a Friday!

Posted by k
Filed under: Big Dummies, Brooke Hogan, Politics, The Hogans

07/29/2008 (2:21 pm)

Nick Hogan Turned 18 On Sunday

And look…he got a new skateboard!  Here we see mom Linda Bollea doing her best Donatella Versace imitation while bringing Nick his birfday present.

In other brithday news, Nick got to transfer out of juvie and into the adult section:

Bollea turned 18 Sunday, and he was transferred from a juvenile housing area of the jail, to a direct supervision area with other adult men.

“I’m sure he’s going to blend in fine. Nick is a likeable guy and I think he’ll end up making friends and getting through the rest of this just fine,” said Linda Bollea, who showed up to wish her son happy birthday.

She brought him a skateboard she had to take back with her when she left. “He’s been looking at this skateboard for a long time so I finally got it for him,” Linda Bollea explained.

Maybe he can use it when he gets out and goes to visit John Graziano in the hospital.  It makes Nerf tag so much more fun!

Daddy Hulkster explained that his son is doing great and doing his thing:

The Hulk said his son has a new perspective on life, “He’s very grateful, which is the highest frequency to be vibin’ on. He’s very present which means he’s walking in the spirit of Christ.”

Uh, yeah.  For more on that whole high vibin’ thing, click here.

I sincerely hope Nick and the whole Hogan family has learned something from all this, but I seriously doubt it.  See the entire GlossLip coverage of the Hogans here.  And boycott any show the Hogans are involved with.

Posted by k
Filed under: The Hogans

06/24/2008 (1:51 pm)

Hulk Hogan: “This Is To Make John A Better Person”; Graziano Family Releases Video

I’ve been following this Nick Bollea Hogan thing from the start (in fact, an article about Nick was the first thing I wrote for GlossLip), and it never ceases to amaze me how far the Hogan family can go when it comes to their own selfish natures and desire for self-preservation.  Before reading this, I encourage you to read this article I wrote a few weeks ago, then hit backspace and come back here.  (I do apologize for the length of this piece, but I can’t make the article “jump” twice, and I have a good reason to jump at the end.)

I know that, in my absence, Dawn did an excellent writeup about the Terry “Hulk Hogan” Bollea interview on Larry King Live, and I am grateful to her for carrying the torch for me last week in this matter.  She also posted some video clips, once again illustrating the depths of he and his family’s ignorance of…well, life.

Here are a few choice excerpts from that interview:

H. HOGAN: Well, you know, the tape that you just heard [the one where Nick was complaining to his mother about the size of his cell] was my son, who was — at the time of the accident, he had just turned 17. When he was sentenced, he was still a 17-year-old child, a juvenile, however you would like to, you know, classify him.

For him to walk out of the courtroom on a Friday thinking he was going to probably be following the guidelines of the judge’s sentence, minimum security for eight months — for him to be walked into the mental ward of the jail and be locked in a padded cell, it caught all of us off guard. We had no idea that, you know, there was not adequate housing for a juvenile in an adult prison.

So when he first went in there, it was on a Friday and there was — we panicked because this is — wasn’t what he was sentenced to. So we fought through this weekend and being locked up with no door or a window or no human contact, you know, for a 17-year-old, was tough when you didn’t expect that.

Just for context…Hulk is complaining that his son was basically put into solitary confinement.  After all, he’s a celebrity in his own right, not to mention the son of a celeb, and he seriously injured a United States Marine.  Plus, he’s a minor in an adult jail.  What’s to protect Nick from?

 Hulk also continued to bang his “they were not drag racing” drum:

KING: How did the drag racing occur, though?

Was he given to that? Did you know that he did things like that?

H. HOGAN: Well, he precision drives. That’s what he was doing for his career, the drifting situation. But, you know, the drag racing, we’ve got — as far as the situation legally, we’ve got witnesses that say there was not drag racing.

Funny.  That’s not what the witnesses said in the official police report (check page 99 for just one instance of a witness saying they were dragging, use the search function to find more).  It’s interesting to note that later in the interview, when Larry reminds Hulk that Hulk believes they were not drag racing, Hulk looks at Larry for a moment like he has no clue what Larry is saying before awkwardly agreeing.  Even my kids looked at me and said, “Liar!”

About that report that Hulk bought alcohol that day?  Well, as I have reported all along, he was very careful to say that he bought alcohol for the ADULTS in their little boating party, and that Nick did not drink in his presence:

KING: There were reports that you bought alcohol for Nick on the day this happened.

H. HOGAN: No, sir. I did not.

KING: Never happened?

H. HOGAN: No. I bought alcohol and took it out on the boat for the adults. Nick is a minor. Nick does not drink in my presence.

KING: Did you allow him to drink?

H. HOGAN: No, sir.

KING: So all those reports were wrong?

H. HOGAN: No. There’s — there’s been a lot of reckless reporting that isn’t accurate.

Yet, earlier in the interview, Hulk did admit that Nick had alcohol in his system…so he had to have obtained it somewhere.  Just because Hulk bought the alcohol for the adults doesn’t mean that the bottles and/or cans automatically becomes impervious to the hands of a minor who wants to drink.  Granted, what Nick had in his system wasn’t enough for a DUI charge (he registered .03)…but since Nick is a minor, any amount of alcohol in his system is illegal.   So basically, Hulk is saying that just the reports of him buying alcohol for Nick were inaccurate…he agrees that he bought alcohol, and he never says that Nick could have drank that same alcohol without his knowledge.  I’m surprised that Larry didn’t pounce on that…but this isn’t exactly hardball they’re playing.

And just what does Terry think about John Graziano?

KING: What’s the situation now with you and the Graziano family?

What are your thoughts about John?

H. HOGAN: Well, you know, my thoughts haven’t changed. Like I told Debbie Graziano from day one (AUDIO GAP) is for John to say, come on, Hogan, let’s go downstairs and train, is what he would say to me every day.

I mean, you know, like I said, we love John. You know, we pray for him. That’s the last thing I told Nick a few minutes ago, before we got on the air. Nick, make sure you pray for John. I tell him that every day.

We love John and in no way would we ever want to hurt John or the Graziano family. That’s why I’m so upset that, you know, irresponsible media sources have taken, for whatever reason, the legal department of Pinellas County, the sheriff’s department, decided to release these tapes and take short snippets of a conversation and so many irresponsible media sources say they’ve heard conversations with me and my son or my wife and my son. And they haven’t heard a hello. They haven’t heard a goodbye. They haven’t heard an I love you or how are you doing? They haven’t heard, out of the 27 hours, 90 percent of that is me reading my son from positive reinforcement books from [Michael] Beckwith or James Ray or talking about the bible and explaining to my son about forgiveness, for they know not what they do. Forgive, you know, everyone, because, you know, they don’t understand what this is all about, that we have to stop the tragedy now.

Yes, we must stop the tragedy of people exposing the Hogans for what they are.  I don’t know how one could put those “snippets of conversation” into any sort of context where they would be positive things, but then I live in the real world.

Terry goes on to say that he has helped Debbie Graziano with her living expenses and given her money, which is admirable of him and something he did not have to do.  However, it doesn’t negate the fact that through the selfish actions of Terry and Nick, her son is now in a horrific state from which he will never recover, and just because somebody commits a nice act doesn’t make them a nice person.  While it is very possible that Terry genuinely felt sorry for Debbie and wanted to help her, it is also very possible that he was attempting some early damage control.

I would also like to point out at this time that I have no doubt that John was a good friend of the Hogans, and I do not believe that they would purposefully hurt him in any way.  That being said…they cannot afford to lose face, money, and fame, even for a friend, and thus the spin begins.  Terry even admits that his family is in the entertainment business and this is what they do…act.

As far as the statements go which Nick said John was a “negative person” and that he somehow deserved the accident because of things he did to get himself in that situation?  Terry insists he was just trying to keep his son’s spirits up by saying those things:

[HOGAN]:  As I was going through these motions, I was trying to help give Nick some type of relief, because he is consumed with the unknown, solitary confinement, where nobody ever agreed this would be the punishment to unravel this kid mentally. As I was just digging to try to find a way for my son to get through another day or another hour, you know, I was trying to explain to him that it is in god’s hand or god’s will or it is what people have said for thousands of years.

Did I say thing wrong? Yes.

KING: Are you saying you were in such a situation that things were said that you would never have said normally?

HOGAN: Yes, sir. I said it incorrectly because my son, every could tell, every time I called or every time he would call me, that as the days went by and we couldn’t get him out, especially when the sheriff, the prosecuting attorney, everybody said we want to move him and then there was no movement. We were desperate. I didn’t, even though they were trying to protect him physically because he’s a juvenile in an adult prison, his mental state was unraveling. And I just had no way to help him. I was desperate. And I never meant to hurt John or the Graziano family.

I’m not sure how telling Nick that John somehow deserved these horrific injuries and that God sent this to John is going to raise Nick’s spirits and make him feel better, but I guess in Hoganland that’s a picker-upper sort of statement.

And finally, Hulk knows exactly what God is doing, because he states this is all a big plan to make Nick and John better people, even though John can’t really do much of anything to improve himself at the moment:

HOGAN: Like I said, this is in God’s hand. Things happen for a reason. This is to make Nick a better person. In my belief, this is to make John a better person. It is like I said before, you know, it is god’s will where we’re at with this situation. I refuse to accept any negativity, any nay sayers. I firmly believe there is a plan. It is god’s plan and god’s will.

Of course…because to accept negativity is to accept responsibility.  To say this is “God’s will” is to take away any blame or fault of one’s own actions and to claim to know the mind of God.  I am a Christian, but I try not to hide behind my beliefs when I screw up, and it’s appalling that the Hogans would attempt to do so with such a conceited statement.

So what does all this say?  It says to me that Terry Bollea was in an interview which he knew would be broadcast worldwide, and he was sweating bullets.  Basically, I believe Terry would and will say anything to cover his and his son’s behind.  He’s got lawsuits coming and he knows he’s got to put as good a spin on this as he can.  He’s been in the public eye for a long time and he knows how to work an interview to make himself look as good as possible…he’s attempting to be a face, but in reality he’s just a heel.

Is that a rough thing to say?  Well, let’s take a look at what Terry has said in the past about John, Nick, and this whole sordid situation, just to get some perspective.

Here’s one:

TERRY (Hulk Hogan):  Well, I don’t know what type of person John was or what he did to get himself in a situation…I know he was pretty aggressive and he used to yell at people and he used to do stuff, and…but some, some, for some reason, man, God laid some heavy sh*t on that kid, man.  I don’t know what he was into, I…

NICK:  John was a negative person.

TERRY:  He was what?

NICK:  He was a negative person.

And another:

NICK:  Will you work on that real-ality [?] deal… [he pronounces it “real allity”]

TERRY:  Yeah.

NICK:  …for me and get that thing lined up, so the minute I walk out of wherever I walk out of, it’s there, boom?

TERRY:  Can you do it while you’re on probation?

NICK:  Yeah, of course.

TERRY:  Yeah.  Okay…you wanna do it with Pink Snickers [?] or you wanna do it with someone else?

NICK:  I wanna do it where I’ll make the most money. […]  It’ll be real-ality, how I’m getting back on my feet, and, uh, how I’m recovering after this, celebrity outta jail.

Here’s a court snippet:

“Basically they were trying to put their best foot forward and fake a public image of unity and support for their son,” our insider said. “He [Hulk] is a very astute businessman and very good at playing the media — he even admitted in court that their reality show was scripted and not so real after all.” […]

“We saw the Ashlee Simpson show and Jessica Simpson’s and Lindsay Lohan on the big screen and we just didn’t haven’t a vehicle to compete,” [Hulk] said. “But I considered it, because this time it was about the Hogan family rather than Hulk Hogan; they all wanted to do it and I tried to warn them about what they were in for. Now look what happened.”

Here’s one from an interview shortly after the wreck:

“It’s just so unfair,” added Hogan. “Just the way the media jumped on my son and just the way they portrayed him. From my gut, it’s something that has torn two families apart, and we’re just so close to John’s family. “

And finally, Hulk reminds us just what is the most important thing:

“The most important thing to me was from all the eyewitnesses and everyone that was there and saw it was that they were not racing,” the former pro-wrestling superstar told The Insider.

Well, Hulkster.  While you and your son whine about the fact that Nick was put in a solitary cell for his own safety, and that his cell didn’t have a window, and that it just had a little bed, John Graziano lies in a cell of your making…he can never get out of bed, but has to stay there forever…his room probably has a window, but he can’t walk over and look out of it.  While your son is temporarily housed in a cell, he will eventually walk out the door and leave that cell…John is forever imprisoned in the windowless, doorless cell of his own mind and body.

You keep talking about God, your faith, and forgiveness.  I believe in forgiveness as well, Hulk, but I also believe that God wants us to be honest with ourselves.  One’s conceited concept of “forgiveness” cannot be used to negate personal responsibility.  Your permissive behavior (which you did speak of) planted the seeds in Nick; and Nick himself, making the decision to drag race on the streets, caused the accident which almost ended this young man’s life.  While one side of your mouth speaks of forgiveness and God’s will and walking with God, the other side of your mouth and your actions say otherwise.  After all, wasn’t it you who said that since John used to “yell at people” and “do stuff”, God did this to John?  Let me lay some heavy theology on you, brutha…God gets blamed for a lot of things that turn out to  be our fault, since we do have a thing called “free will”.

Don’t get me wrong…I truly believe God does cause some things to happen in our lives to change us, make us better, make us stop and take a good look at ourselves and what we need to change.  But for someone to make an unequivocal statement that this is definitely God’s actions in someone else’s life, for someone to automatically assume this is God’s will and God’s work, and especially to use that statement to try and deflect their own accountability in the matter, is dangerous, conceited, selfish and shows an appallingly shallow belief system.

And for your own sake, stop saying that you forgive people because they “know not what they do.”  You aren’t Jesus, nobody is crucifying you on a cross for the sins of mankind.  These are your own sins you must atone for, and it isn’t anyone’s fault but yours that they are being broadcast in the public eye.

You see, things like “forgiveness” and “atonement” and “responsibility” are just words, unless there is some action put behind them.  When I see true acts of forgiveness and atonement and responsibility, to name a few, I’ll be the first one reporting on that favorably.  But, all I’ve seen so far is selfishness, self-centered actions, and whining.  Hardly the acts of contrite people.

As far as John, his decision to get in Nick’s car, and his not wearing a seat belt at the time of the wreck (because we don’t know if he had it on at the beginning of the drive or not)…absolutely nothing John did or did not do that day negates the responsibility Terry and Nick face in this matter.  Had Nick been driving responsibly, there is a very good chance that the wreck would have been a minor fender-bender or not have happened at all.  John’s not wearing a seat belt at time of impact has nothing to do with Nick’s reckless driving.

Let’s look at something else Hulk has said:

“[Nick’s] going to be okay. John’s going to be okay, and if things keep going the way they’re going…Nick and I are going to walk John right out of that hospital,” he said.

No, Hulk.  You and Nick are not going to walk John out of the hospital, nor is John going to come to you and ask you to go train.  Because there has been a video released which shows the extent of John’s injuries, and if you thought the photo I posted a while back was horrific, the video shows much more.  I was astounded, saddened, and outraged that this family can act so callously while it was their actions which led to this.  There’s no way you can spin this, Hulk, to make yourself and your family appear like anything but out of touch, conceited, pampered, spoiled, selfish jerks.

John hovers in a netherworld of not being alive, yet not being dead, and all the Hogans can do is gripe about Nick’s cell and about the media coverage of them.  Think about that for a moment.

And I urge John’s family (and anyone else) not to stoop to the Hogan’s level in this.  The Hogans can hang themselves in the media without help, so please…no threatening the Hogans.  Violence only begets violence, and no bodily harm against any of the Hogan family will restore John to his former way of life.  Boycott “Bubba the Lovesponge” and anything to do with the Hogan family, but do not stoop to their level…rise above it.

The Hogans, all of them, need to shut up and go away for a long, long time.  Hulk especially needs to keep quiet, Nick needs to take his punishment like a man (and stop whining about the accommodations), Linda needs to stop acting like a horny, brainless slut, and Brooke needs to both stop acting like she’s a victim in all this and stop talking about how John’s not having his seat belt on at the moment of impact is some sort of divine intervention for her.  If they truly feel for John as they claim, then not acting like a bunch of clowns is a good place to start.  Just remember all of what this family has said when you see this video.

I AM WARNING YOU NOW, THIS VIDEO IS VERY GRAPHIC AND EXTREMELY UPSETTING.  DO NOT CLICK THROUGH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR IF THIS WILL DISTURB YOU.  I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED; DO NOT COMMENT ON THE GRAPHIC NATURE OF THE VIDEO AS IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN.

Once again, let me remind you of what Terry Bollea and his son said about John:

Well, I don’t know what type of person John was or what he did to get himself in a situation…I know he was pretty aggressive and he used to yell at people and he used to do stuff, and…but some, some, for some reason, man, God laid some heavy sh*t on that kid, man.

“You can replace cars, but there’s only one you, and I can never replace you.” ~~k’s dad


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