In our house, the viewing habits center around the weird, creepy, paranormal and freakish. In the past six months we have watched every episode of Supernatural, Reaper, True Blood, Lost and Dead Like Me. Not to mention Ghost Adventures and now, Ghost Hunters International. There’s some kind of theme here, but I think for the sake of all involved we’ll just skip that part.

We are pretty obsessed with TrueBlood, an HBO original series centered around the fictional sleepy Louisiana town of Bon Temps, which is based on a series of books by Charlaine Harris, The Southern Vampire Mysteries. The series is a supernatural bonanza featuring a world filled with vampires, shape-shifters, Dionysus goddesses, telepaths, fairies and humans — Southern gothic culture on the skids!

The show, which has become wildly popular, is in its second season, and stars Oscar-winning actress Anna Paquin (The Piano) as telepath Sookie Stackhouse, and up and coming British actor Stephen Moyer, as Bill “Vampire Bill” Compton. Sometime during the filming of the show, Anna/Stephen, Bill/Sookie began dating, making their on-screen romance that much more electrified — the latest news is Stephen and Anna are now engaged. Awwww… From the NYDN:

It’s true love for “True Blood” co-stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer.

The real-life couple, who play lovers in the hit HBO vampire series, are engaged to be married, reps for both actors confimed to People.com.

Paquin, 27, will be playing stepmom to Moyer’s two children – his 9-year-old son Billy and 7-year-old daughter Lilac – from a previous marriage.

Now with marriage in their future, fans of the co-stars can expect the chemistry on-screen to continue in the show’s frequent nude scenes.

“Obviously, if you’re already with that person then you’re not having to sort of get over the ‘Wow, I’m naked with someone that I don’t even know the middle name of!’” said the actress.

As for Moyer, 39, his feelings are mutual: “My girl is hardcore.”

Despite what seems like a hokey concept, this show is well acted and well written — and the sex scenes are pretty awesome. If only porn were this interesting!

It’s not often (in fact NEVER) I sign on to a Hollywood romance, especially one with a 12-year age difference, but I have good feelings about these two and I wish them all the best. Let’s just hope Sheriff Eric doesn’t come between them (a little True Blood insider talk.) Seriously, if you aren’t watching this show, then you get a big fat fail.

Now, on to the really, really, really, really bad news.

The other show we watch religiously (pun intended) is the CW’s Supernatural, which centers around two “demon hunting” brothers Sam and Dean Winchester, played by two of the sexiest male specimens to walk the earth, Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles.

Yet another menagerie of otherworldly creatures plague the brothers, though in this case it’s of biblical proportions, featuring an epic battle between heaven and hell, with Sam and Dean caught in the middle trying to save earth from the Apocalyptic future which may or may not await us. Tune in next week.

Jared and Jensen of “Supernatural” — Hells YES!

Supernatural is great because of a tight script, attention to irony, visceral violence and lots of gore. Did I mention the tasty hotness of Jared and Jensen? Yeah, there’s that.

This series is in its fifth season and the battle between the demons and angels is heating up, and there are many twists and turns as the various seals to hell are broken. In comes the bad news, according to news reports, the vilest creature to walk among us, Paris Hilton, will be making a guest star appearance on Supernatural, which can only mean the final seal of hell is broken and the four horses are upon us. More from
E!Online:

This is going to be hilarious.

Sources tell us exclusively that celebutante Paris Hilton is going to guest star in episode five of Supernatural this season.

Should you freak out? Is she going to be a love interest for the boys? Here’s what we’re hearing…

Details about Hilton’s role are being kept under wraps, but we are advised that freaking out is not necessary. A source close to the show tells us: “The fans should trust [show runner] Eric Kripke.” (We’ve heard the storyline, and when you see it you will die. It’s awesome.)

Supernatural season five premieres Thursday, Sept. 10 at 9 p.m. on the CW.

Well, everyone wants to know how fans feel about this casting decision and all I have to say is, Paris is already an abomination to man and God, so it was simply a matter of time before Hollywood found a way to rid us of one of the plague manifestations which loomed on the horizon, the dreaded HERPETITISYPHILISCHLAMDIONERREA.

Now, if only they could find a role for Lindsay Lohan, the CDC might be able to concentrate on finding a cure for H1N1.

Update on Paris Hilton’s Supernatural guest appearance from TVOverMind.com:

Eric Kripke loves to frak with his legion of Supernatural fans. Last year he had the audacity to ‘go there’ and introduce a lost brother for Sam and Dean, a move that many fans had earmarked as the only event that could potentially see Supernatural ‘jump the shark,’ a fact he acknowledged by including the phrase in the title of the episode. Now Kripke is torturing fans with the news that he has cast anti-celeb Paris Hilton in a fifth season episode of Supernatural. As usual, though, Kripke is hoping fans will trust his instincts.

More details have come to the surface about just what ‘role’ Paris will play, and it seems that Paris may be playing one of the most vicious blood-sucking, soul destroying beasts ever: herself. Okay, not literally, but a demonic baddy that takes on the form of Paris Hilton. Are you starting to see the possibilities here? With a show like Supernatural, that isn’t afraid to title episodes like “Criss Angel is a Douchebag” that feature a thinly veiled effigy of their ‘victim,’ you can expect to see Supernatural pull out the stops when it comes to skewering Hilton. This could be a catharsis for us all.

Producer Sera Gamble confirmed that thought to Chi-Trib’s Mo Ryan. “We’re very excited that she said yes. She plays the role of a demonic creature that takes the form of… Paris Hilton. If you know our style, you know we go pretty funny and irreverent with this stuff, so–expect that. The fact that she wanted to do the episode speaks volumes about her sense of humor. She’s flat-out awesome for playing along. You’ll see.”

Oooo-kay. I have trust issues, but I will withhold criticism, but only if they promise to stake her heart (er, I mean her character of course), shoot her with a silver bullet, spray her with holy water, speckle her with rocksalt — and last, but certainly not least — piss on her ashes.

Then it will be a “cathartic” moment. I knew she’d be some kind of vile creature. It’s that life imitating art thing.

Psych is one of the best shows on television you’re not watching.  Basically, Shawn is not a psychic but he had to pretend to be one in the pilot to get out of trouble with the cops…he notices everything because he was trained by his retired cop father to grow up and be a detective.  Only he grew up to be a loser, until he started pretending to be psychic.  Not only is it funny, not only is James Roday the hawtness, not only does it have The Best Theme Song Currently On TV (I have it on my mp3 player), but in the Tuesday The 17th episode, it got rickrolled.  Sort of.  Dude!

This part doesn’t have the prologue, where there is always a flashback, but here’s the back story:  Shawn and Gus (the two guys in the clip, best friends since grade school) went to summer camp every year where they always paired up in the Camp Pinata Contest.  Well, one year Gus teamed up with golden boy Jason Cunningham and won with a pineapple pinata (you search for the pineapple in every episode) while Shawn, who made a pinata in the likeness of Rick Astley, got stuck working with the kid who wore a jacket all week (complete with obligatory Star Wars reference).  Shawn got so mad at Gus that he drowned his Rick Astley pinata in the lake with a chain anchored to a rock.  Which leads to the theme song, which leads to this opening clip.

Oh, and if you ever wondered what happened to Mallory from Family Ties, she makes an appearance in this episode.  That’s all I’m gonna say.

The whole episode is a takeoff on the Friday The 13th movies.  You have to watch this show!  Srsly.  It’s on Friday nights, 10 PM EST, USA Network.  Set your DVR.  You can also watch episodes online at the link above.

Oh, the Reese’s Cups reference in the title?  I dunno, it’s just how my brain works.

In between the lines there’s a lot of obscurity
I’m not inclined to resign to maturity…

That’s my motto…be good this weekend, I’m outta here!

Before we get into the specifics of the aforementioned photos, the first thing that struck me is why on earth would a famous woman allow herself to be photographed in the nude, with penises near her vajayjay or her face? I mean isn’t that the sort of cardinal sin any self-respecting actress would never commit? Sure Paris Hilton would, or Lindsay Lohan, or porn stars (wait are Paris and Lindsay porn stars? nevermind), but not sweet, innocent Kristin Davis!

Well, yes, even sweet girls like to be naughty and apparently having yourself photographed while doing the nasty is like, totally hot. Or something.

Kristin has denied the photos are hers, and since the angles are such that we can’t get a straight shot of her, then really it’s her word against the totally creepy scumbag who leaked the photos to the press. Did I mention that was a really scummy and creepy thing to do? What does this say about society when you can’t pick up some random dude, have unprotected sex with him, allow him to take pictures of you while having unprotected sex, and trust said guy to not leak these pictures on the eve of your first major film debut?

I guess it says we like naked pics of celebs, that’s what. So without further ado, some naked pics after the jump. NSFW

Since we are a classy site, I cut off below the waist because while breasts are one thing, like food for babies, vajajays are another. There are plenty of sites who have the pics, just google it if you really need to see them that bad.

I personally feel bad for poor Kristin ( and yes I feel she is the one in the pic) and TMZ has the back story to it if you are still interested. The good news, those look like real breasts and very pretty ones at that.

UPDATE: Pics were not taken with random dude, but rather a creepy, scummy, vindictive ex-boyfriend *who claims they were stolen*. Creepy guy = Eric Stapelman.

Well MY illusions have been shattered.

It would seem one Mario Lavanderia, better known as Perez Hilton, told an aspiring young blogger that he’d promote his site in exchange for some sex videos, and then bailed on him faster than you can say, “Hand me a tissue”:

Jonathan Jaxson – a former publicist and founder of gossip site JJ’s Dirt – told Page Six he sent Lavandeira sexually explicit videos of himself with the hope of Lavandeira’s help, which never materialized.

“He would tell me he would give me stories for my blog,” Jaxson, 24, said of Lavandeira, 29. “He used me.” [...]

The New York Times ran a gushing puff piece on “Perez” Tuesday, reporting he gets 2.8 million visitors a month and is in talks with Warner Music for his own label because he has such a great ear for new music.

In an exchange from Sept. 1, 2007, Lavandeira told Jaxson, “you should totally make a sex tape . . . (but not with me).” Jaxson wrote back, “I will have to make one on here for you tomorrow and e-mail it to you.” Lavandeira responded, “Hot! Do it now!”

The next afternoon, Lavandeira asked Jaxson, “When are you sending me that video you promised?” Jaxson responded, “If you do a phone blog with me for my blog . . . as if I am cold calling you in attempt to get advice for my blog. You can be totally rude. I don’t want others to know we talk.”

The next day, Lavandeira asked again, “Where is that video?”

Jaxson told Page Six he sent Lavandeira videos of himself masturbating and other forms of “sex videos,” but said he only met Lavandeira in person three times – once in Florida and twice in New York.

“I fell in love with Perez. I thought he had a huge heart . . . but he’s just a [bleep]hole,” Jaxson told us. “We started working together and communicating on how to make my blog bigger. Then it got more personal and intimate.”

Hmm hmm hmm.  I mean, I’ve used Perez’s site for information before, and generally he can get some good dirt on celebs, but this is something different entirely.  Is Perez the pottymouth calling the celebrity kettles black?

I mean, it could be a case of a spurned lover wanting to extract some publicity, or cash, from someone who is in a more advantageous position than they are.  But, then again…in things like this, it’s often he said, he said.  This one ought to get good.  Nobody can hold a grudge like the gays.

But there is a lesson to be learned by all you young thangs out there:  Never put on video or audio what you don’t want people to see.  Oh yeah, and people will say anything for sex.