AI's Sanjaya's Unhinged Kinks Performance Makes Little Girls Weep
Cripes almighty that was by far the most shocking, disturbing, exhilarating experience ever! American Idol's flyweight singer in loafers, Sanjaya Malakar unleashed his inner rocker singing the Kinks classic "You Really Got Me Now," made famous again by recent Hall of Fame Inductees Van Halen, by screaming his head off. I think he may have also pulled a muscle in his nutsack. It was kind of hard to tell.
One thing is for certain, Sanjaya's rendition made a 12-year-old girl weep like she was experiencing the Beatles for the first time.
For a guy with as much sex appeal as a wet hankie, he sure makes the girls panties all moist. I actually feel kind of nauseas.
Off the topic, I think the judges were totally wrong about Lakisha's version of "Diamonds Are Forever." She would make any 007 film proud.
Also, I want to have Chris Richardson's babies. That is all.
UPDATE: We now have video. Hot damn, I can relive again and again and again!
