All Around The Blogosphere
Okay, Jessica Simpson, I defended you once already this year, and that's pushing it, so put it away already - Bitten & Bound
Britney says a no-no word about her no-no parts while she's not-not singing (possibly NSFW) - starcasm
Lauren Conrad is leaving The Hills, because, you know, it's so hard to, like, drive around in a Mercedes and live in a million dollar home and flip one's hair and smile and, um, stuff - Deceiver
George Clooney returns to ER. What? That show is still on the air? I had no idea, I thought it had been cancelled years ago - Cinema Blend
Chuck Norris might run for President of Texas. Because America is not a democracy or a republic, it's a Chucktatorship - Celebslam
